Carolina Directory

[Georgia Girl]

Double16in

NO NO NO

You are by no means the troll aforementioned. That is someone else altogether who made a comment which we (the ladies) of this thread took as offensive. If you scroll back you will see what I speak of and who it was made by. For the most part we left it alone, other than a few small biting comments we decided that it was not worth the effort and would only make it worse.

BTW....your personal ad is quite wonderful. Now we need a location for submission of applications. Should we ask Cheyenne? She seems to know it all, maybe we should all send them to her and let her be the keeper. On second thought, oh hell no.

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Howdy everybody!

I hope you all had a good day. Think I'll go outside and take a walk while the sun is still out.

 

[lovetoread]

Well it seems that the elders have spoken and we shall be moved.

Great, now the wise ass cracks and the put downs will start.

What a way to go huh?

 

[double16in]

Moved??

We're moving? Moving to where? Holy shit, I don't have time to pack! What's the new place like? Is it as nice as the old place? Who gets what room in the new place?? I vote on sharing a room with Dawn. Man, I'll bet it's a much longer commute to this thread at the new place.

OK, I'm going to the liquor store before it closes to get some empty boxes....and some Maker's Mark!

 

[PaganZepher]

Yehaaaaaa! Way to go ladies!

I just checked *the other thread*! Ladies I think your posts were *right on*! I am so proud of each of you! I wish for each of you that when your next transgression earns you chastisement, that it is only a severe tongue lashing!

I also just checked the "ATTN: RENEGADE" thread just posted on the PB. I like how that person thinks! I think if I have to bump it every hour to get it to the top I just might do it. I still hold out hope that we will not be moved. Most of us do now show up with a personal ad in tow!

I'm sorry I put this second, but it is very heart felt. A very good evening to all the friends and strangers alike that post on the Personal Board! And a very special hello to the Carolina threaders! Come in a stranger, but stay as a friend!

C-sling have you followed Magister's excellent directions?

Ltr, I could allow for only having one condo. However, having an angry tiger is a *deal ender*!

Des how about a couple of ice cubes for your "poking out thingys"? It is not a sponge bath, but the reaction is quicker! (I hope your walk was nice!)

You kow I don't want to keep this BS going. But how much more personal can you get, than we do on here?



A great evening to all! I hope to "see" you all again *in the same place*!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Well, well, well,

it would seem that the police have arrived and are going to determine for us who gets to stay and who has to go. The state threads get to stay but the others where we are <gasp> talking with each other have to go.

Craig....I would be delighted to have you share my room with me.

But I also have a question, I asked for assistance earlier in the day and was ignored. I do believe I may have to pout. Granted Magister was not around to provide said assistance but please ya'll I just wanted out of that bra.

Dawn

 

[Carolina Sling]

Re: Yehaaaaaa! Way to go ladies!

I C-sling have you followed Magister's excellent directions?

Working on it. A personal is something not to be taken lightly and requires some thought.

So I take it that I just put the personal in the sig line.

Dumb question: How do I know who to address as what. I am above addressing just anyone as "sir" or "her master"; but do not want to insult one who deserves the honor. I am looking for a dom male but he has to prove he is worthy of the title. I also have respect enough for the ladies to address them as any thing they damn well please.

 

[double16in]

Dawn, honey...I'd be happy to slice thru that nasty elastic restraining harness for you, as I always carry my trusty bra-cutting knife (custom made by Hangin' Loose Tools)....but, to my utter dismay, you specifically asked Magister to do the deed...I sat here wondering if I should offer some assistance to a Lady in need, but thought....well, there must be something in the way Magister releases those glorious orbs from their chains...perhaps I should remain discreet and watch from a distance.

Next time tho....look out bra straps...the Mad Bra Cutter is back!

Craig

 

[Georgia Girl]

Craig honey I just noticed something, I fit your qualifications. Imagine that.

I asked Magister because none of the other males were around and normally men carry knives but such is life. The girls smoothered for hours on end before finally gaining freedom on the way home. Does anyone else keep their bra's in their car?

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Yehaaaaaa! Way to go ladies!

Des how about a couple of ice cubes for your "poking out thingys"? It is not a sponge bath, but the reaction is quicker! (I hope your walk was nice!)

You kow I don't want to keep this BS going. But how much more personal can you get, than we do on here?

PZ.... I think ice cubes on my "poking out thingys" is pretty darn personal. I guess this means you aren't gonna kiss them and make them feel all better. ~pouts~ (yes, I had a very nice walk, thank you).

Well everybody, I'm thrilled to see that our Carolina Thread will stay where it belongs! WooHoo!!!!!!!! LTR... its good news, don't you think?

C-Sling.... hon, just address us by our names or how you see us abbreviate them. I hope you don't mind the way I just abbreviated yours, BTW. Generally, everybody calls me Des.

Craig and Dawn... have at it... I'll just settle in and watch for now.

 

[Desdemona]

Damn... I'm in a bitchy mood.

I just have to bump the thread. I couldn't stand to see it nestled beside the thread which shall not be named.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Double16in

BTW....your personal ad is quite wonderful. Now we need a location for submission of applications. Should we ask Cheyenne? She seems to know it all, maybe we should all send them to her and let her be the keeper. On second thought, oh hell no.

My first reaction was to post "Fuck off" to you. But I won't stoop to your level.

Have a nice day. Bless your heart!

 

[NCguy]

no dog in this fight

I also have no dog in this fight.
-Bump-

 

[Desdemona]

NCGuy

good move on your part.

 

[NCguy]

Thanks

I have enough conflicts at work.
;-)

 

[Desdemona]

Me too!

 

[Desdemona]

Me too!

 

[snoozebutton]

Personal ads i thought we knew we were all lookin for a better class of people than our fellow thread mates lol.

 

[Desdemona]

SB!!!

You horny devil! Its good to see you back here with us. Come on, you know you want your very own personal ad. LOL

You could start it out: Horny devil seeks......

I've missed you.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Roughneck is indisposed......

he got his ducks in a wad and punched a hole in his puter. Oooppss, so I have joke duty but instead I found a poem from a male perspective.

Strokin' It

It is early in the morning
No one is around
I am feeling exited
Antipation builds
Play with my balls before I start
Time to go for it
So I pull it out
My big wood
Grab it by the shaft
Take a nice firm grip
Looking down at its big head
Take a deep breath
Then I take that first stroke
Oh that felt so good
And so I continue to stroke it
Not a soul around
So I scream, talk dirty, and curse
Got myself in a rhythm now
Started off slow
Had things to do
So I picked up the pace
Going faster and faster
With a huge smile on my face
Stoke after stroke
A mometary escape
Such tremedous pleasure
Until I came
...........
...........
to the end
Always count the number of strokes
it takes me to finish
This mornings total was sixty-eight


My best round of golf ever
Now I am feeling great
I must celebrate
Think I'll go home and masterbate.
By: SCOTT COLLIS

 

[Georgia Girl]

And since Magister was not around today

http://www.angelfire.com/hi4/slimdad/hpoem13.html

Dawn

 

[lovetoread]

So we did we have a nice visit?

I cannot believe that no one seems to get the fact that others have opinions.

I mean,what? We are southern and that equals unable to think on our own?



Unbelievable

 

[Georgia Girl]

I couldn't let this one pass.....

Sex Talk ( just a theory)

I recently read an article
About the most popular phrases
People say while making love in bed
Made me think, an idea popped in my head

Now it is just a theory
You probably will think its crazy
It deals with kids having kids
The 'blessed mistakes' and unwanted babies

Now when a man and a woman
Are having sex and getting it on
The scream and they shout in pleasure
Until they are done

Now the most popular phrase shouted is 'OH GOD'
Usually over and over in a shrieking voice
When God hears someone scream his name like this
He rushes to help, he has no choice

Now that you have his attention
You let out and 'OH BABY', phrase number two
He thinks that is why you called upon
Now nine months later your due

Now when you have sex again, still scream 'OH GOD'
But think of what your life is missing
Don't ever say 'OH BABY'
Instead shout out for something your wishing

Let's practice, say it with me, with meaning
'OH GOD, OH GOD, OH ....BRAND NEW VCR'
'OH GOD, OH GOD, OH ....BLACK LEXUS WITH LEATHER'
'OH GOD, OH GOD, OH ....TAPIOCA PUDDING' (yummy)
'OH GOD, OH GOD, OH ....FORTY DOLLARS'
(actually think that's what hookers say, dunno)

Try it
Especially at Christmas time

What is the worst that can happen
1. You get pregnant or you don't
2. Your partner freaks out at the things you hollar
3. You walk away with forty dollars

LIKE I SAID, IT'S JUST A THEORY


By the way, the third most popular phrase is:

'WHO'S YOUR DADDY?'



By: SCOTT COLLIS

 

[SCblondetiger]

Good Evening ya'll...Dawn- you are right there is no telling what ya'll will get into during the day...Wow...Welcome to the Newbies- damn I guesI should call you a newbie cause I guess I Still am one..lol..but anyways welcome..this is a very friendly strand, and it will only get more friendly as you grow more acustomed to it....
I wanna know who the next youngest is on the strand...now I know it's impolite to ask a girl her age or her weight..but just say if you fall in these ranges...pleeeeeeeeeease O:0)
20-29
30-39
40-49
50-59
60+ I hope I didn'toffend ya'll with they age breakdown
Goodnight all or Good Morning SCBT:Kiss

 

[Magister]

Oooops!

My poor, sweet lady Dawn... I am SO sorry I took off before I knew your lovely mounds were in durance vile! For indeed, with a flick of the wrist, and another, and another (guys have the flick of the wrist thing down pat, trust me!), the sweet flesh would have been set free! Brethren and sistren, can I get an amen?!!

C-sling, sweetie, I wasn't picking on you about your usage of sir, or not... I was only pointing out that 'geri' is female. Please feel free to address any of us however you wish. The only person with any restrictions on how to address me is my pet, geri. All others are always free to call me whatever they feel like... and frequently do!

(Although there is a general tendency for subs to use the lower case for their names, it is by no means required or universal.)

Welcome to Carolina's finest, milady!

As for the rest of you wonderful lot, sweetest of dreams to you, each and every one!

(btw, this thread is home to a couple of looooong time Lit members who have abandoned their previous names and reps and all the accompanying BS...)