Carolina Directory

[PaganZepher]

Good evening all!

Hello everyone and welcome cavediver.

Cavediver are you a spelunker or is your name a sexual reference? Jump on in here! The water (like the ladies) are mighty fine! The guys here are great too.

Guys the jokes today were great! Is there a way to print this stuff (jokes) out, without printing the entire page (screen)?

That "pink lady" thing that happened to Des this morning has happened to others all over the boards. Manu posted a note saying it was a glitch with their latest upgrade last night. Nothing to worry about.

Des did you say "brand of therapy"? You mean a big PZ branded on your hooter to show I was there to apply therapy? I heard you were inclined to be a *sub*. But isn't branding a little severe? Would you consider a couple of "hickies" in a row instead? I'll have to think on this.

 

[artful]

PZ

I use netscape browser,...at the bottom of my screen,...there is a COMPOSER tab,...I copy the text off the page,...*click* on COMPOSER tab,... then paste to it,...hope this helps ya out!



BTW:,...Hi all!

 

[double16in]

Dawn...am glad you like the new Harley....come to think of it, I'd much rather you be misbehaved....something tells me I'd enjoy the heck out of that! I have no doubt that you are most qualified to respond to my personal ad....perhaps we should discuss your expertise in greater detail?

I hope everyone's day went well...it was a gorgeous day here in the mtns., which made up for another wonderful day in Paradise (a liberal definition, for sure) running a small business....ya know, I hear of people taking these things called "vacations"....anyone know what that is?

Craig

 

[Georgia Girl]

Let me think on this Craig......

1. We work in comparable fields

2. We share mutual interests

3. I fit your qualifications

4. You fit my qualifications

5. I know there is another one, what is it, what is it = let me think, its coming to me, oh yea we both love sex.

Well hot damn sign me up, sign me in, sign your name in cum on my chest.

Dawn

 

[double16in]

Now there's a writing utensil I've not considered....

damn...the number of times I've been caught without a writing utensil, and there was one attached to me all that time! I think I shall try to use it to sign a credit card receipt tomorrow at the store....won't have to worry about losing pens anymore!

I say, Dawn, my dear...it does look like we share several important traits....shall we explore where this road may lead us? If so, shall we explore it here (with all our friends) or should we perchance discuss it elsewhere?

Craig

 

[Georgia Girl]

That I want to see......

the look on the clerk's face when you whip out your cock and stand on tippy toe to get it up there to the counter top to sign your name. Maybe if the clerk were interested they would hold it down lower for you, that would put their face down close to, hope you don't slip.

Yahoo!

Dawn

 

[stunner311]

Re: Afternoon all

Woohooo, fresh meat -- hello Cavediver, nice to have you join us.

LTR - if Magister filled your box today, I must apologize profusely for the day Roughneck and I were playing - that covered almost 4 pages. I'm sorry, I promise to TRY to behave.

double16in...you still haven't found out how to make me behave yet but I'm lovin the new Harley.

Stunner.....its so nice to have you back with us and of course I thought of you. What do you think of my ad btw?

Magister...the jokes are wonderful.

Have a happy one and see ya'll later on.

Dawn




dawn...........made my night to hear that you thought of me in my absence, as for your ad, hmmmmm....lets see.....im a similair aged kinky male with enought stamina to go for days, seeking a passive aggressive switch. did i mention i also cook and do laundry?? hehehe open wide im cummin in for application.


stunner





















PS: Des...what we talked about last night....oh mama!!

 

[stunner311]

wtf

that last post had way more than a devil face lol...


dawn...... it made my night seeing you thpought about me in my absence, as for your ad, hmmmm....lets see.......im a similair aged kinky male with stamina for days, seeking passive aggressive switch female, did i mention i also cook?? open up im cummin in for interview, and inner view hehehe.


stunner

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Good evening all!

Des did you say "brand of therapy"? You mean a big PZ branded on your hooter to show I was there to apply therapy? I heard you were inclined to be a *sub*. But isn't branding a little severe? Would you consider a couple of "hickies" in a row instead? I'll have to think on this.

PZ.... You are a wicked, wicked man! I don't believe I mentioned my hooter today. Anyway, if I were going to have a branding, it would be where somebody could see it! My poor, neglected hooter rarely, if ever sees the light of day.
I'll take the hickies, please.

artful... hi good to see you back this evening.

stunner and double16in..... both applying for the same position, I see. Dawn, you're gonna have your hands full, girlfriend!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Oh Stunner....

you know all the secrets don't you. I've seen pictures too, wooohooooo.

Whats your favorite thing to cook?

Would you stop beside the road and pick flowers because they made you think of me?

I'm not a demanding woman but I have my standards.

Dawn

 

[artful]

Des

Keep us out of trouble now,...I had no idea you had a Master!
I don't pursue another mans treasure,...BUT,...I am in pursuit.

 

[artful]

BTW:

Guys and Gals,...why not POST an ad on my new thread?~~~Traditional Ads Accepted ~~~Hell,...it OTTER be *FUN!...C'mon!

 

[stunner311]

Re: Oh Stunner....

you know all the secrets don't you. I've seen pictures too, wooohooooo.

Whats your favorite thing to cook?

Would you stop beside the road and pick flowers because they made you think of me?

I'm not a demanding woman but I have my standards.

Dawn

hmmmm lets see my favorite thing to cook?? well of course my first favorite would be you my doll, now for supper, you could have your choice, the best steak you ever put in your mouth (except for my tube steak) hehee, or you could have shrimp fetticcinni, another favorite of mine, hell baby for a kiss you could have both.
now the flowers?? of course i would, but understand if i picked a bouquet every time i thought of you the countryside would be barren. so i think what i would do is only pick the first flower i saw of the day, my "dawn" so to speak. of course the only flower i would relish would be "MY dawn". its ok for you to be demanding and have standards i know i can accept the demanding and like you said you seen the pics, can i meet the standards??
mmmwwwaaaahhhhhhhhh

stunner

 

[Desdemona]

Artful

Now you know I wouldn't ever willingly get anyone into trouble don't you? Of course, I sometimes get myself into trouble. LOL.

So if you don't pursue another man's treasure (and I certainly hope He thinks of me in that way), what do you pursue?

 

[artful]

Re: Artful

Now you know I wouldn't ever willingly get anyone into trouble don't you? Of course, I sometimes get myself into trouble. LOL.

So if you don't pursue another man's treasure (and I certainly hope He thinks of me in that way), what do you pursue?

I pursue other treasures that wish to be dispayed to the world with my guidance.

For I also am a Master at displaying!

 

[Magister]

Dawnie...

Hmmm... A leash is right out for you, no doubt... Maybe a kicky leather collar with a radio transponder?

nah.. the simplest way is just for the lucky man who wins your company to be so damn desirable, you just keep cumming and cumming back. Oh, darn.. where DID I put the spell checker?

Anybody want to keep me company for another hour or so, until geri gets off work? (And afterwards, the three of us can get downright intense... )

I'm having a great time watching the guys angle for the prize of Dawnie's company... No matter how it goes, hon, you got a winner! These are some really great folks, and all of us love ya bunches!

Des & Dawnie, sweethearts, check your PMs, please.

Anybody seen C-sling lately? If you are reading this, hon, please do come back... I hope you didn't take my comments about the gender confusion with geri in any sort of negative fashion. she got a kick out of it, to tell you the truth. Figured she'd been promoted from sub to Sir! (I straightened her cute ass out pretty quickly on that one, never fear...)

 

[Georgia Girl]

Oh my goodness gracious me.....

what is a girl to do, I believe I may need to hire a social secretary to help me sort through the applications and pictures and then there are the interviews to be scheduled.

I'm thinking we are going to need some sort of artful display to gaze upon.

Stunner I think I'll take the fettucini for $100 thank you and I do believe the highway department would take offense if you denuded the medians and shoulders of the roadways of all the beautiful wildflowers.

Magister...honey you just wish it were possible to track me or keep me down but alas that is not to be at this time. My heart is still flying free.

Goodness me I think I have a case of the vapors <fanning myself swiftly>

Dawn

 

[geri]

It's almost Friday...okay, technically it is Friday but not til I go to bed and wake up.

my horrid week continued at work today and so i am going to survive my Friday and promptly hide under the bed when i get home until someone drags me out from under it on Mon and tells me i have to go to work again. *sighs* i do believe that the whole cosmos is using me as the but of some insane joke. lol

Night all, see you in the morning!

 

[artful]

GG

"I'm thinking we are going to need some sort of artful display to gaze upon."

<ding dong>,...Ooops,...Was that page for me?

 

[lovetoread]

What did I miss yesterday?

And how come I get no flirts?

Sigh...ya get nothing these days...

This was all a joke people,I am sick and whining too.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Why Artful I do believe that yes

that page was in fact for you.

You speak of displays and I thought this would be a good and wonderful thing to have as an addition.

The question is how should we arrange them? I suppose its similar to furniture, just slide em around until you hit that spot and something inside goes YES!! THATS IT!

Is that the way it works? Oh but my passive aggressive brain is having a wonderful time.

Dawn

PS: Good morning everyone and here is a small contribution dedicated especially to Geri, hope it makes at least one corner of your mouth go up.

 

[Georgia Girl]

On to more serious matters.....

I have said several times that I wanted to get a tattoo and I would like opinions please and I want honest opinions, even those ones you think are probably going to piss me off, I'll get over it.

This is what i want tattooed, I want to place it all the way down at the base of my spine, the body will sit at the very top of the crack of my ass with the wings going down each cheek. Where there is white my skin would be left alone since I'm about that durn white on my own.

Please be honest and let me know. It is symbolic to me of what I am becoming. I have gone from something entrapped to something that is free, beautiful and spreading its wings ready to fly.

Thanks

Dawn

 

[lovetoread]

Ignore this.

I cannot get anything to upload. Just checking again.

 

[lovetoread]

Pay no attention.

Ok,why cant I upload anything?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: On to more serious matters.....

I have said several times that I wanted to get a tattoo and I would like opinions please and I want honest opinions, even those ones you think are probably going to piss me off, I'll get over it.

This is what i want tattooed, I want to place it all the way down at the base of my spine, the body will sit at the very top of the crack of my ass with the wings going down each cheek. Where there is white my skin would be left alone since I'm about that durn white on my own.

Please be honest and let me know. It is symbolic to me of what I am becoming. I have gone from something entrapped to something that is free, beautiful and spreading its wings ready to fly.

Thanks

Dawn

That is an awesome design.. you will have to post a pic when its done. Check your PM box in a few minutes.