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[Georgia Girl]

Cards.....

thats the first thing we need...let me see....I think I have some around here somewhere.

Go Fish Cards......Nope

Old Maid Cards......Nope

Concentration.....Nope

Well hell, I bet the guys took the cards, durnit Des, they are plotting against us, they took the cards.

Ok, now you see what you can come up with since the guys took the fun cards.

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Somehow strip Old Maid just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?

 

[Georgia Girl]

What about....

Stripcentation?

Strip Fish?

I suppose we could toss the card idea and move on to something else. What could it be?

I know......

Lets play doctor.....I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours.

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

I've gotten into trouble doing things like that in the past. We better go get a room if we're gonna play games like that. WEG

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Hey Desdemona...

Did youpick up your Buffett tickets on Saturday?

Doc

 

[Georgia Girl]

Hhhmmmm

Should we flag down someone as they go by and find out the name of the nearest No Tell Motel?

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Hey Desdemona...

Did youpick up your Buffett tickets on Saturday?

Doc

No, I sure didn't. Did you get yours??? and... do you have the proper attire for the concert?

 

[Desdemona]

No tell motels...

... I don't know... they sorta give me the creeps. I always wonder if they change the sheets between room rentals. Lets see if we can find something on the other side of the tracks, shall we?

Hey... I may be easy, but I ain't cheap!

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Got em

Got the tickets and my buddy from Florida and his wife are coming up so we are going to the Saturday show in Greensboro. And believe it or not I have an extra ticket.

Doc

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Got em

Got the tickets and my buddy from Florida and his wife are coming up so we are going to the Saturday show in Greensboro. And believe it or not I have an extra ticket.

Doc

An extra ticket!! Wow! You are the lucky one. If I were going to be free that weekend, I'd try to sweet talk you into letting me have the extra ticket. Unfortunately, it looks like I'll be working. Bummer.
Oh well. Have a great time! I'll just have to sing about pirates, parrot heads and rocket ships to myself while healing the sick and afflicted.

 

[Georgia Girl]

If I act afflicted will you do that special thing on me?

Dawn

 

[snoozebutton]

Well let me start by saying i had a great day off today. The sun was shining so i went downtown to walk and eat lunch outdoors . As to to the movie i loved it but i loved the book. And no i'm not a mystery man i just leave the play to those more expert . Nite A/all hope your day is great tomorrow.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Alright already....

who let the "Play Experts" in without telling the rest of us. You know before you let those guys in you have to put certain toys away. I don't think they will understand the car wash thingy, ooohhh I hope we don't get a ticket from the "Play Police". I bet they take the car wash thingy away. Durn, and we were just starting to get some really good ideas on what to do with it.

Dawn

 

[Roughneck]

IM Back

Ok im back everybody, like anybody really missed me.


It seems I had pissed the computer Gods off and they smacked my ass back into the stone age. Thank God for the almighty dollar, I have been able to get my computer back on track.

I was greeted with over 150 emails in my box, most of witch is from this thread, damn nearly 30 pages since I was here last, thats a damn good amount of reading I have to do.

Well ya all have a great night Im off to work, but I hope to catch up on whats happening tomorrow and post a few myself.

Oh by the way, I See you've been keeping busy Dawn, LOL.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Me? keeping busy?

Congratulations on getting your puter fixed and joining us once more and you were missed. Some of us tried to fill in the humor gap but I don't think we did well, it was kind of hit and miss.

Nice to have you back.

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Thought for the evening

If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamingos, you just might be a redneck sub.


I think I resemble this remark.

 

[Desdemona]

annoying links from the redneck sub

http://www.yuckles.com/flamingo_flamenco.htm

http://www.ospsitecrafters.com/macarena.html


LANDSCAPING WITH PLASTIC: DOs and DON'Ts
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

DO...
...flaunt your good taste. Sure it's shameless bragging, but it's no worse than the BMW your neighbors display in their driveway to impress YOU.

...be daring. There's no such thing as too many flamingos.

...place your birds in natural-appearing positions. Otherwise, they may look cheap and out of place.

...that little thing you do.

DON'T...

...worry about your neighbors' reaction to your efforts. They'll get used to it.

...display solitary flamingos. They're sold in packages of two for a reason.

...mix flamingo types. Lawn flamingos come in three basic molding and paint styles: classic, neo-classic, and modern. It's considered poor taste to have birds of more than one type in a single display. NOTE: If there are multiple pats on display, they may comprise different types, so long as there is no mixing of types within individual pats.

...worry. Be happy.

 

[artful]

DAWN

Beware,...the ICE MAN cummeth!

(did I spell that last word right?)

 

[artful]

Hello Tiger

C'mere and snuggle up before ya go to bed!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Re: DAWN

Beware,...the ICE MAN cummeth!

(did I spell that last word right?)

Really? What time will he be here, I don't want to miss him. He's so special and I just love the fashion advice he gives me and that cute little way he holds his hands when he talks. So darling.

Dawn

 

[artful]

Dawn,...I can see the DOM side

cumming out in you,...Does this mean I gotta *BLUSH* now,...and get on my knees while you crack your whip?

 

[Georgia Girl]

Nah not necessary...

I don't do whips, a friend taught me to respect those but I do wish I could figure out this car wash thingy.

Dawn

 

[Georgia Girl]

Good Morning

Here is hoping everyone has a good day.

Des....play nice, you can do it.

Roughneck...good to have you back.

PZ...did I answer your question to your satisfaction?

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Good morning eveybody

SB.... glad you enjoyed the movie. Thanks for letting us know how it was.

Artful.... how are you?

GG.... have a great day babe!

Roughneck.... good to see you back.

 

[Roughneck]

Good Mornin

Hello ya all, just got in from work about an hour ago and started reading the 30 + pages from this thread. I must say, seems like alot has gone on.

While drinking a beer or 12 this morning I managed to read up on everything that has happened. I must say dawn, you have the men lined up, good luck in picking.LOL I was thinking, as entertainment for us other men, why don't you make those guys fight it out, I'll supply the beer.

Also bumed out that I missed the Pocket Pool, would loved to have been able to play, I'm curently working on becoming the South East Champion.

Well ya all take care, I'll drop by once in a blue moon to say hi. Ya all have a great day.