Carolina Directory

[Georgia Girl]

Where is it?

I don't see a line? Is there a line somewhere? Well there is that line of people waiting to help us figure out the car wash thingy. Is that the one you're talking about?

You guys have gone missing and left us girls to have to entertain ourselves, that is not a good thing. We can go seriously astray in a short amount of time when left alone.

I'd really prefer that there was no fighting in any case, I'm just not much of one for violence. I would most definately never want any man to fight over me or regarding me. If there is to be a battle, I'll fight it myself. I choose to fight with words though, its much more effective than fists.

Dawn

 

[PaganZepher]

Hello everyone!

Very little time, so to make it count............. BUMP!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Good Afternoon All

As is typical GG, I've been popping in and out all day -- damn - in and out wow that sounds fantastic --- oh sorry --- got sidetracked.

Hope ya'll are having a good day.

Dawn

 

[PaganZepher]

Hello All!

I hope all are safe and warm on the cold rainy afternoon. I have a few moments free and wanted to say hi to all.

Roughneck I'm glad your back. We missed you buddy!

Magister I think if we are away from this thread any more often than we are now, these ladies will need some serious re-training. I don't see how Tiger and Ltr do it. Could it be he is that much better? Or is it our ladies need much more discipline?

Dawn you answered my question very well. You gave me a very good answer to my question. But I still have trouble understanding. My problem is I don't understand how anyone can be a true sub with one person (or sex) and then be a Domme with others. I find it much easier to understand someone who is in to D/s periodically frome time to time, and in to "normal relations" the other times. I am not being judgemental and please don't take offense at my question. It is just that I truly do not understand.

Des I think I have earned the "bonus of warm moist suction"! This has been the week from hell so far. (Well it actually started Friday.) So hurry over here and we can start the bonus round!

Just think, with all the rain today, all of those "car wash thingys" just hanging idle and unused! <weg> I think Des, GG, geri and Ltr need to report to their nearest car wash and start inserting quarters! I don't know what you have done wrong, but I sure a few whirls with the car wash things will do you good!

SB, CNCG, artful, glad to see you guys posting! We seem to be rapidly heading for page two!

SCBT do you have any leanings in the direction of D/s? PM me if you would rather answer off the board.

BTW, the University of Maryland Terps are seeded #1 in the East NCAA regionals! GO TERPS!!! Could be a Duke vs Maryland game for the National Championship!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Just because I am a switch does not mean that who I choose to submit to is segregated by sex alone. My experience has shown men to be the ones who could rival me in strength and by that I mean strength of character and of will. Physical strentgh is not a factor in it.

I realize and admit fully that my personal strength is hard won. The core of me is submissive but in order for that person to still be alive she had to learn to fight and to be strong. You have questioned me about topping from the bottom previously and yes I have done it. Place me back in the position I was in then and I would do it again.

There are neat and tidy little boxes that many people fit in. Some of us do not fit in those boxes, we don't fit there due to choice or due to circumstance. I could say that I wish I had not been placed in a position of enduring what I did to make me who I am but I like who I am. The fact that I don't fit in the box does not bother me in the least. I would not say that I wish I were true to one position or the other, it is possible to be both and be happy.

I hope this clears things a bit.

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Hello All!

Des I think I have earned the "bonus of warm moist suction"! This has been the week from hell so far. (Well it actually started Friday.) So hurry over here and we can start the bonus round!

Just think, with all the rain today, all of those "car wash thingys" just hanging idle and unused! <weg> I think Des, GG, geri and Ltr need to report to their nearest car wash and start inserting quarters! I don't know what you have done wrong, but I sure a few whirls with the car wash things will do you good!

BTW, the University of Maryland Terps are seeded #1 in the East NCAA regionals! GO TERPS!!! Could be a Duke vs Maryland game for the National Championship!

Nurse Des reporting for duty. I'm ready to apply warm moist suction wherever you need it PZ. I told you, I have the cure for whatever ails you. I agree, you do deserve a treat. Actually, I've had the week from hell too. Can I have a treat while we're at it?

~pouts~ PZ...do I have to go to the carwash and play with the thingy all by myself? I'd rather play with someone who has mastered the technique. < WEG> I think you ought to come out and play too.

 

[Desdemona]

Afternoon everybody. I hope you're staying dry this dreary rainy day.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Good evening everyone

Hope a wonderful day was had by all with delicious plans for the evening.

Dawn

 

[PaganZepher]

Hello all!

Good evening to all!

Dawn thanks for your frank answer. I didn't and don't know your background. I assumed (wrongly) that you were a switch by *choice*. That is why I was asking. Those that I have met in RL were firmly D/ or /s. I have never really know a switch and wanted to understand more. Thanks for your help.

Des dear! Of course I don't want you at the car wash alone! I justed wanted you to start the engine. I'll do the driving! <weg>
I think we both deserve a bonus round!

Everyone have a great evening!

 

[PaganZepher]

Hello again to all!

Just to keep us on the first page..........BUMP!

Go TERPS!

 

[Desdemona]

I put the key in the ignition switch

Des dear! Of course I don't want you at the car wash alone! I justed wanted you to start the engine. I'll do the driving! <weg>
I think we both deserve a bonus round!

The engine is started. Shall I strap myself in or would you like to do the honors?

 

[artful]

Hiya Pagan and Des

Hi to all who are lurking in the shadows,... thought I would just pop in and bump the thread for ya.Oooops,...who is that woman with her legs spread open with her dress lifted high? I can't see her face,...ahhh,...I don't care if she identifies herself or not!

~~~Eases over and slides hand up trembling thigh,...feeling dampness laid against her pubic hair,...watches her hands shake as she holds her dress up higher so I can't see her face!~~~

 

[Romanticstone]

New to the site and LOVING it

One more here, in the Carolinas.
I'm in Franklin, NC.
Been reading through the posts here...but 91 pages, got just a bit cumbersome.
Feel free to e-mail or IM me guys and dolls,
about anything erotic, sensual, or even blatantly sexual.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Good Morning

Hello everyone and here's hoping for a pleasant day.

Romanticstone....so nice to see you, enjoy.

Des....have a good day.

Roughneck....pop in to see us, say hello and leave behind some humor, you are in charge of humor here you know.

Artful...did you figure out who it was?

PZ...not a problem.

Everyone have a good day.

Dawn

 

[artful]

Re: Good Morning

Hello everyone and here's hoping for a pleasant day.

Romanticstone....so nice to see you, enjoy.

Des....have a good day.

Roughneck....pop in to see us, say hello and leave behind some humor, you are in charge of humor here you know.

Artful...did you figure out who it was?

PZ...not a problem.

Everyone have a good day.

Dawn

Good Morning Dawn,good to see ya!
Nope,...not yet,...but I am SO inexperienced,...I guess I'll just hafta *FEEL* my way around till I find out who she is!*winks*

Imma headed to bed,...cyall!

 

[Desdemona]

good morning

Hi Romanticstone... welcome to the thread. Tell us things about yourself.

Artful... good to see you.

Dawn...how are you babe?

PZ... I'm hanging out near the car wash today

LTR, Magister, geri, SB, SCBT, Roughneck, Stunner and all the rest, we miss you!

 

[Roughneck]

Men vs Women


Relationships:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots.' Then she will get on with her life. A mail has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3 am on a Sunday morning, he will call and say, 'I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us.' This is known as the 'I Hate You, I Love You' drunken phone call and 99 percent of all men have made it at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.

Sex:
Women prefer 30 to 40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 to 40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

Maturity:
Women mature much faster than men do. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

Magazines:
Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

Bathrooms:
A man has five items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Groceries:
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampetts' car on The Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10﷓items﷓or﷓less lane.

Cats:
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

Offspring:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Dressing Up:
A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Laundry:
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a van and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old American sitcoms.

Eating Out:
When the bill comes, Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Mirrors:
Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any, shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald boyfriend's/father's heads.

Menopause: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, biological Changes. Nature provokes a uniform reaction in men. He buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.

Richard Gere:
Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because lie reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.

Madonna:
Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.

Toys:
Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TVs. Cell phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least six big batteries to operate.

Locker Rooms:
In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room: sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

Movies:
Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. Men will only show their arse, because arse size doesn't really matter.

Jewelry:
Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Ramone.

Time:
When a woman says she'll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she's using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game just has five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or replays.

Friends:
Women on a 'girls' night out' talk the whole time. Men on a 'boys' night out' say about 20 words all night, most of which are 'Pass the chips' or 'Got am more beer?'

Toilets:
Men use toilets for purely biological reasons. Women use toilets as social lounges. Men in toilets will never speak a word to each other. Women who've never met will leave a toilet giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, 'Hey Tom, I, was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?'

 

[Romanticstone]

More about myself...

Sorry bout that guys and dolls, still a message board *virgin*, and thought more might be visible from my profile...

I'm 31/m/Franklin, NC - way out in the far southwestern part of the state. I'm separated, with no children. When I punch the clock, I'm a Registered Nurse (though in this profession, one rarely REALLY ever clocks out). Overall, my interests are quite ecclectic, - somewhat on the fringe in most things. I've joined Literotica out of my deep interest in all things erotic/sensual/sexual...but haven't we all ?
Sort of a sexologist by hobby....perhapse professionally one day (If I ever work up enough steam to move on toward a Masters degree).
Anything else you'd care to know, just ask.

 

[PaganZepher]

OMG another nurse!

Welcome Romantistone!

Another nurse? Have you met our delicious Desdemona yet? She too is a nurse. The only thing she wants to give us is an ice cold sponge bath! <wink> Do our HMO accountants know we now have two nuses on here?

Welcome again romanticstone. We are only a little crazy here. I am afraid you will also see some blatant sexuality here. Of course the fact that we all are perverts to one degree or another has nothing to do with it.

Dawn:

Roughneck I'm glad you are back!

Artful be careful! GG will have you bewitched.

Des I'm thinking of a quiet candle lit carwash for two! What do you think? Wine, candles, king size bed, and 8 foot car wash thingys? Doesn't it just make your cheeks glow with anticipation?


Have a great day all!

PS: Has anyone seen Lovetoread's new AV? Check it out!

 

[Magister]

Good morning!!!

Hey, y'all...

All sorts of busy, busy stuff here in the Triangle, so my presence will be limited this week. I still drag my butt over here as often as I can, though, even if it is just to laugh myself silly at Roughneck's humor. Oh, and the flamingos. ROFLMAO!!! Des, you ain't right, girl!

PZ, I think you have a valid point. Some sort of rotation system will have to be implemented. These girls get into WAY too much mischeif in our absence. Of course, we could just tie 'em up, if we need a break *weg*

Des, Dawnie, I know I promised you each more of a PM, and I will get to it, truly. Until then, howzabout you each take a *kiss* and a *swishsmack* or two from the infamous carwash thingy?

Everyone else, much affection and well wishes to you all!

Oh, and geri, I didn't forget you, darling slave... *pulls you into my lap, holding you tight, caressing you lovingly, and kissing you tenderly* (The best time to give My pet tons of affection and gentle loving is when she's been naughty, and really trying to get a spanking... drives her nuts! )

 

[geri]

*snuggles up to Magister with a sigh, taking all the caressing He has to give*

good morning/almost afternoon everyone. how is everyone? fighting a chest cold myself. bah! soon i will lose my voice but i doubt that will stop me from being able to serve a certain Master...in fact He may just get a perverse kind of pleasure from reddening my ass when all i can do is moan helplessly...hell, i think i might get perverse pleasure out of that!

welcome to all those i havent greeted yet and sorry to have been gone so long. it has been very hectic at work and i am lucky if i can string two thoughts together at night much less post those thoughts.

hope everyone has a wonderful day.


and, Master, that is just way too cruel...what does a girl have to do to get You to break out the heavy equiptment? *pouts*

 

[geri]

note to Dawn and Des...

if you want the heavy equptment brought out, throw ice in Master's lap when He points out the large swelling there....be sure to act innocent while doing it though...not that He will believe it!

 

[Cavediver]

Ladies in disarray, fear not on this cloudy day
Don't give up hope, oh no, please stay
There are many of men among us who
Would cherish that day or night spent with you
Flaunt your charm and ravish desire
Where there's smoke is almost always fire
There is so much love to go around
it's up to you where it can be found
Of those among us wild and strong
Only a few can last that long
Your ultimate pleasure is my primary goal
To leave you hanging is not optional
So when you're feeling intense and tight
Call on my services for pure delight.
whether you prefer submissive or even a dom
email me at looker4ever@hotmail.com

 

[PaganZepher]

Hmmmmmm?

Let us see............

A new nurse?
A poet?
A duty schedule to meet their needs?
A bit of female slanted humor?


Methinks we are spoiling these ladies!

A good afternoon/evening to all!

 

[Georgia Girl]

I take no offense whatsoever to being spoiled so proceed dear gentleman and spoil away. If you need suggestions of other means to use for most effective spoiling I will be pleased to assist.

Dawn