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[Desdemona]

Good morning all!

Happy Birthday Dawn!!!!!!!!! OK... right day this time.

dwbridges... welcome to the thread. Come play with us anytime!

tn_8tiv .... mornin'.... where's my drink, buddy?

kiwiwolf....what a mental image I have! You in ruffled butch pants with a squirrel on your head.

PZ.... thanks for the info.

Roughneck.... long time, no see!

 

[tn_8tiv]

Re: Good morning all!

Happy Birthday Dawn!!!!!!!!! OK... right day this time.

tn_8tiv .... mornin'.... where's my drink, buddy?

<opening the bottle of Capt. Morgan's> Coming right up Des. Damn, you start early in the morn don't you hon. I am still on my Starbucks.

 

[Desdemona]

Sweetie... All I need is Diet Mt. Dew at this time of day. I do, however, require an umbrella. Presentation is sooo important, don't you think?

Hi SB. Good to see you again.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Good morning all!

kiwiwolf....what a mental image I have! You in ruffled butch pants with a squirrel on your head.

Now don't you start on me Des... do you know how hard it is to balance a squirrel and keep yer ruffles in check

( Quote from tn_8tive)
Kiwi, you'll have to bring THOughts along to the party.


No problems... I'll make sure she has her camera. It still has butt tattoo pics on that I want to see developed...I need a new AV

 

[Georgia Girl]

Get him......

Des....don't let him fool you, those butch pants of his are pink with lace ruffles.

tn.....no Morgan for me unless you want me to sleep

Kiwi....thats a mighty cute squirrel you have there, did you let the kiddies out of the pantry yet?

SB.....I believe you are aware of what that would entail.

Everyone have a good day and thanks for the wishes.

Dawn

 

[PaganZepher]

Happy Birthday Dawn!!!!!!!

A very Happy Birthday to you Ms Dawn. Am I the first in line to give you, your Birthday spanking? Now how many licks.......er.....I mean lashes do you get?

Magister if you can please tell geri we are all wishing her a speedy recovery, and our prayers are with you both.


An umbrella in a Moutain Dew? Des isn't that like catsup on prime rib?
That is OK sweetie. You do whatever feels good to you!

A hearty hello to all the regulars (and not so regular) and a welcome to dwbridges. Dw one of my favorite vacation places is Bar Harbor, Maine in September.

A terrific Tuesday to all!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Bump!!!!

goodness me we were about to hit page 2. Oh the horrors, but I saved us from that dreadful fate.

Dawn

 

[PaganZepher]

Damn, Damn, Damn!!!!

Why didn't somone tell me that kiwiwolf knew THOughts? If I had know that, I would have declared a Southern Fantasy Holiday and bought the first round at the club. Let me see...... I know! We will put it in April. That way it is after St Patrick's Day in March and before the Confederate Memorial day in May. Mr kiwiwolf sir, I already hold you in high esteem! However knowing THOughts has moved you even higher up the esteem ladder! (I'll pretend I didn't see the ruffled pants references.)

Des I think the umbrella you requested will come in handy today! BTW, ol' pious monk adage......... Presentation is fine, but the heart and soul are the crux of the matter! Des your presentation is just fine with me!

 

[Desdemona]

Happy afternoon!

I'm home, I'm home, I'm home! Yippee!! I thought this day would never end.

PZ.... thanks sweetie. BTW... I DO eat catsup on prime rib.

Kiwi... I just love seeing you in pink ruffles. Those ruffles really set off the tats . The squirrel just told me that he wishes you'd quit playing with his ass, though.

Dawn... hope you're having a great day.

Magister and geri... my thoughts are with you. geri, I hope you're doing much, much better.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Get him......

Des....don't let him fool you, those butch pants of his are pink with lace ruffles.

Kiwi....thats a mighty cute squirrel you have there, did you let the kiddies out of the pantry yet?


Dawn

Dawn you are in sooooo much trouble... a birthday spanking maybe? Yeah the kids are out of the pantry, they started to fight with canned goods so they are now velcroed to the ceiling...


Des, in my defence the butch pants are camouflage pink combat pants for use in hair salons. The ruffles are squirrel proof heavy duty lace. And pay no attention to the squirrel... he loves the attention... very anal squirrel, loves to be goosed often.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Damn, Damn, Damn!!!!

Why didn't somone tell me that kiwiwolf knew THOughts? If I had know that, I would have declared a Southern Fantasy Holiday and bought the first round at the club.

Hey PZ... yep I know the lady. She is quite a hard case. A hell of a nice lady. We talk regularly on the phone and do the occassional visit. She lives about 30 minutes from me. In fact she is the only one with photos of my ass... wish she would hurry up and develop that film... I need a new AV...

Scotch on the rocks for me thanks Buddy...

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Re: Get him......

Des, in my defence the butch pants are camouflage pink combat pants for use in hair salons. The ruffles are squirrel proof heavy duty lace. And pay no attention to the squirrel... he loves the attention... very anal squirrel, loves to be goosed often.

LOL I guess there's just nothing like squirrel love.

Kiwi, my friend, you better watch our or you're gonna end up on one of those threads about doing it with stuffed animals or birds.

 

[Georgia Girl]

To set the picture straight.....

visualize a 6'4" man, muscular legs, long hair in ringlets, tattooes all over wearing combat boots with those socks that have to different colored bands at the top (you know the ones popular in the 70's), socks pulled up almost over the knees, and a pair of those plastic training pants like you put on baby girls for dress up. This pair is bright pink though with that white squirrel proof lace. Do you have the picture?

He and that squirrel have matching collars --- they are so cute in public together.

Dawn

 

[kiwiwolf]

Ladies, you are ear deep in the doodoo now. You have riled the Wolf god. This means war, you know that don't you.

Dawn my little sweet potatoe, I am now your official cyber stalker. I will haunt your every thread... me and my squirrel will pounce when least expected, dishing out savage cyber spankings and the occassional bout of left nipple biting... I am remorseless in my vengeance... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Des, I haven't quite figured out your fate yet but be aware, the cute cuddly squireel sitting on your window ledge could be part of a giant network of squirrel informants... Your every move will be watched and recorded...

And for the last time they are pink camo combat pants with very butch squirrel proof lace...

 

[Georgia Girl]

Oh my goodness me......

just look I'm trembling, the very thought of a hot steamy wolf dressed in hot pink plastic training pants with white lace ruffles on the ass has me just trembling





with glee!!!!!!!!!

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

spy squirrels

Help! Aaaaaahhhhhhh




http://www.scarysquirrel.org/welcome1.gif

 

[kiwiwolf]

Yeah that's him Des... nasty evil little bastard aint he... but it's not him you have to worry about... It's his friends...

 

[Desdemona]

Oh yeah, I'm worried now. I just checked on the activities of those furry little bastards. For more info, check the link below.


http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Birdland/6682/soap.html

 

[Georgia Girl]

You two are a mess.

Des...where do you find this stuff?

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Hi Birthday Girl!

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Hi hon,

please please don't hurt me, I'll be good, I promise, I won't steal the last cookie from the jar, I won't sip your drink when you are out of the room, and i promise to not do that thing with your undies ever again.

Dawn

 

[snoozebutton]

Good morning everybody i hope y'all see a bright day outside like i do today. Of course it could be raining buckets and my spirits would not be down. I have a trip planned that i look forward to very much. I send my prayers out to Magister and geri we miss you two. Des that squirrel was funny as was the mini soap opera lol. PZ i'm sure Maryland will get another step closer to glory. Dawn hand caught in the cookie jar hmmmmm. May the light of the new day carry me to places i only dreamed of before.

 

[Desdemona]

Good morning everybody

Dawnie..... babe, you know I wouldn't hurt you.... unless you do that thing with my undies again! LOL

SB... Glad you enjoyed the squirrel humor

I hope ya'll will have a great day!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Re: Good morning everybody

Dawnie..... babe, you know I wouldn't hurt you.... unless you do that thing with my undies again! LOL

I'll try and restrain myself and not do it again but understand that it won't be easy.

SB....where you going?

Everyone have a great day!!

Dawn

 

[PaganZepher]

Undies????

Des? What was Dawn doing with your undies? Was she trying to get in your undies? Was she getting them in a wad? Des, do you even wear undies?



A great evening to all!

Magister my thoughts and prayers are with you and geri.