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[Desdemona]

PZ... Dawn has been playing practical jokes on me. She sneaks in while I'm asleep and gets my undies. Then she puts them in the sink and gets them wet. Then, she puts them in the freezer!
But, that's ok.... she doesn't know it, but I've already put her undies in the freezer.

Dawn, sweetie, better days are coming.

Magister... we're praying for you and geri.

 

[snoozebutton]

I hope tomorrow brings the promise of a great new beginning.

 

[Desdemona]

Hi everybody

I just heard from Magister.

geri gets to go home from the hospital tomorrow! She has been pretty sick but is on the mend.

geri... get well soon dear.


SB.... hope you have a great day.

 

[Shadowspawn]

Thank you, Des, Georgia Girl, and PZ for the nice welcomes... I'll try to get in every so often... Des how could I pass up an opportunity to play with you?

Um, wait, was that what I meant to say? Oh well...

Later all.

 

[Desdemona]

Good morning

I hope everybody has a great day!

Shadowspawn... LOL. Naughty, naughty.....its good to see you back here with us!

 

[snoozebutton]

My days will always be good as long as my special lady smiles. I know she is having a tough time and that saddens me but it just makes the happy times more sweet. i could weave a thousand different dreams and they would all end with her. Her open hand will always be filled with mine no matter what the distance. I see the morn further in the horizon but i still think it's beautiful.

 

[PaganZepher]

Hey y'all!

Good morning to all. I am so glad to hear geri is better! Recover soon dear we miss you! Magister hang in there and keep us informed please.

Dawn my Georgia Peach, good luck to you! When a door closes, a window opens!

Des the idea of frozen undies sends chills right through me! Damn if that happened to a guy, the "shrinkage" might be irreversable!

SB sometimes the extra wait makes the goal so much sweeter. Keep the faith!


A great day to all!

 

[blancskies]

Hi just wanted to be counted First time poster, but been a voyeur for a while now lol.

 

[blancskies]

checking out my post

wow, been loooooooong time since I was a virgin

 

[SCblondetiger]

Hey Shadowspawn! welcome aboard and welcome to you blancskies too! We are very friendly- as I'm sure Blanc you know but shadowspawn just jump in and make comments and you'll fit right in! I'm very glad you joined...now I'm not one of the only 20 somethings here!! :-D more tonight..laters all have a great day!!!! Hope you're feeling better Geri!

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Hey y'all!

Des the idea of frozen undies sends chills right through me! Damn if that happened to a guy, the "shrinkage" might be irreversable!

LOL!
PZ..... never underestimate the healing powers of a determined nurse who is skilled in the application of therapeutic moist heat.

geri... I do hope you are feeling much better!

SCBT... its good to see you again.

Welcome blancskies .... former voyeuristic lurkers are always welcome here! Just jump in and join the party.

 

[PaganZepher]

Hello All!

Welocme to the new folks! SCBT play nice with our new friends!

Des I do believe that moist heat is supposed to be applied with suction! You can't leave such an important step out!

 

[Desdemona]

moist heat application

PZ... I can't even imagine applying moist heat without suction! Is there any other way???

 

[Georgia Girl]

Hi everyone, thanks for the kind words I have heard and appreciated each one.

Dawn

 

[Shadowspawn]

Hey Shadowspawn! welcome aboard and welcome to you blancskies too! We are very friendly- as I'm sure Blanc you know but shadowspawn just jump in and make comments and you'll fit right in! I'm very glad you joined...now I'm not one of the only 20 somethings here!! :-D more tonight..laters all have a great day!!!! Hope you're feeling better Geri!

Thank you, blondetiger.... incidentally, my parents live right across the state line from you in Brunswick County, and I lived there myself for about 5 years before going to college....

 

[SCblondetiger]

PZ- I am playing nicely and sweetly...I'm a southern lady I don't know any other way to play *weg*

On a sad note...my best friend's ex gf was murdered two nights ago so I may leave for awhile and be gone on hiatus...it's kinda affected me even though I didn't know her that well..just watching my best friend fo thru so much is hard..*sigh*

But I need to stop thinking about that so I'm going to go crawl in a hot tub anyone is more than welcome to join me and then I might just go skinny dipping..

SCBT

 

[blancskies]

Thanks for the warm welcome !! Im sure I ll have fun.

SCBT Im sorry about your friend. I know that must be hard to watch, and know there really isnt much you can do.

Hope everyone has a great friday !

 

[BrnEyedQT]

Good morning ya'll.. I'm from the Carolina's but living up here in CT. So it's nice to see a thread for that area as well. I love this site. It's also real nice to know that even there are people in that area that enjoy this site, life and "exploring" as well. I wish that I had been aware of that while I lived there. But there's always vacations. Take care and have a Happy and Safe holiday weekend.

BrnEyedQT

 

[PaganZepher]

PZ- I am playing nicely and sweetly...I'm a southern lady I don't know any other way to play *weg*

SCBT

She says to herself as she cruises I-26 topless!! Leaving other drivers running off the road, bumping each other, and inflicting untold cases of horniness in her wake!

SCBT you are a lady! I am sorry for your friend. Death is never pleasant. Unexpected death can be even harder.

New folks if you post here we can keep this thread on page one. So jump in and tell us about yourselves (that is as much as you are comfortable telling).

Dawn I hope things are looking up for you!

Des I think it is about time for my annual physical. Do you want to volunteer?

I hope everyone has a great weekend!

BTW on Saturday evening the theme will be GO TERPS!!!!!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Hello everyone....

how is everyone doing? Pretty fair over here. There are good things to being home more. Communing with nature, racing around on the 4 wheeler, fishing with Noah, and so much more. I hope everyone has a good weekend.

Hugs and kisses

Dawn

 

[Roughneck]

Two nuns were in the back of the convent smoking a cigarette, when one said,
'It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the butts so that Mother Superior doesn't find them.'

The second nun said, 'I've found a marvelous invention called a condom which works really well for this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later.'

The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them.

'You get them at a chemist, sister. Just go and ask the pharmacist for them.'

The next day the good sister went to the chemist and walked up to the counter.

'Good morning, sister,' the chemist said, 'what can I do for you today?'

'I'd like some condoms please,' said the nun.

The chemist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked,
'How many boxes would you like? There are 12 to a box.'

'I'll take six boxes. That should last about a week,' said the nun.

The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time and was almost afraid to ask any more questions. But his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice.

'Sister, what size condoms would you like? We have large, extra large, and the big liar size.'

The sister thought for a minute and finally said:
'I'm not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel?

 

[Roughneck]

A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents.

He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.

The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through canapés the young man realized that he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding.

A tiny fart escaped.
'Spot,' called out the young woman's mother to the family dog lying at the young man's feet.

Relieved at the dog getting the blame, the young man let another slightly larger one go.

'Spot,' she cried out sharply.

I've got it made, thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll be fine. So he let loose a really big one.

'Spot,' shrieked the mother, 'get over here before he shits on you.

 

[Roughneck]

A couple went golfing one day at a very, very exclusive course lined with million-dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned,
'Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a fortune to repair.'

Of course, she teed off and promptly shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.

The husband cringed.
'I warned you to watch out. Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost.'

They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said,
'Come on in.'

When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch said,
'Are you the people that broke the window?'

'Uh yeah, we're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'0H!, no apology is necessary.

Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.

'Now that you've released me I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself.'

'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

'No problem, it's the least I can do. And you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie said looking at the wife.

'I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said.

'And what's your wish, genie?' they asked in unison.

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.'

The husband looked at his wife and said,
'Gee, honey, you know we now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled it over for a few moments and said,
'Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind.'

The genie took the woman upstairs and ravished her for the rest of the afternoon. Both had been satisfied repeatedly, and as the genie rolled over he looked at the wife and asked,
'How old is your husband?'

'He's 35,' she responded breathlessly.

'No shit! Thirty-five years old and that idiot still believes in genies?

 

[Guest]

*Gives a Wave*

Hey, everyone....

i am finally H*O*M*E! Lord! i didnt know you could have cabin fever so badly. After the antibiotics kicked in and i could voluntarily swallow again i wanted so bad to just go home but the doc said nope if the strep didn't get treated it could spread into other organs and damage them.

anyway, i read all the well wishes from each of you and know your prayers worked cause i got better quickly...i was up and getting my own ice and water and walking the halls by Wed but the doc wanted to make sure i was as close to 100% as i could be before sending me home again.

welcome to all i have not been around to greet and SCBT i hope things get better for you. sorry to hear the sad news.

 

[geri]

well DAMN! i get home and this is how Lit greets me...bah!