cartoon brawl

[Jacobo_Curious]

Luna (as she is now called) walked off to the side and sat down, clutching her hands to her bosom, out of the way to let Oddler fight.

"Go, Oddler!" she cried. "You can win! I believe in you!"

 

[hybirdx]

Odd-eye laughed, "One problm about you knowing me Odd-eye... I found a way to see!"

Oddler changed no expression. "And?"

Odd-Eye was fuming, "Damn you..."

Oddler broke out laughing, then jumped into the air, out of Odd-eye's sight, then came down foot first, nailing Odd-eye

 

[hybirdx]

ooc: I'll be back in 20 minutes... Need t get some food...

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Luna applauded wholeheartedly.

"Go, Oddler, go!"

She blew a kiss at the fighting purple-haired man.

 

[hybirdx]

Odd-eye only laughed

"How can you be laughig?!"

Odd-eye got up and quickly gave an blow to Oddler's weakest spot at the time, The stomach, causing him to drop on his knees

"Perfect position..."

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Luna stumbled to her feet, hands still clasped to her breast.

"O-Oddler! Don't give up! Fight for your honor! Fight for... fight for me, too! Don't lose, Oddler!"

 

[hybirdx]

Odd-eye pulled out his sword "Now to die!" He raised his sword and, with one swift slash.... Cut Oddlers head off.....

For sme Odd reason, no blood emited, but the head did roll, and the body did slump and fall. "So simple.... Heh... heh heh heh hahaha! ah haHAHA, AH HAHAHA!!!"

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

"O..."

Luna stared, slackjawed.

"O..."

She shuddered once...

...then screamed.

"ODDLER!!! NOOOOO!!!!"

Weeping and grabbing at her hair, she fell to her knees, and with a final scream and a strangled gasp, she collapsed, eyes rolling up, and fainted dead away.

 

[hybirdx]

"O..."

Luna stared, slackjawed.

"O..."

She shuddered once...

...then screamed.

"ODDLER!!! NOOOOO!!!!"

Weeping and grabbing at her hair, she fell to her knees, and with a final scream and a strangled gasp, she collapsed, eyes rolling up, and fainted dead away.

Hey! whoa! don't kill her off!!!

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

OOC

eh?? she's not dead, but hey, I think even you would faint if your new-found love got decapitated.

EDIT: oh, oh, I get it. no, "fainted dead away" doesn't mean she's actually dead, it was just me being melodramatic

 

[hybirdx]

IC: "Well... It seems that this cute little girl, has fainted at the sight of her lovers death... Oh wll, easyer to kill her!"

Odd-eye raised his sword fo he kill when he felt something chocking him, "Wh-what!?!"

"Did you reall think I can die so easy? THINK AGAIN!"

Oddler twisted his arms until it looked like an X, pulled back harshly, spun his body around causing him to fall on his knee when he realeased the now headless Odd-eye.

"Just to be safe..." Oddler opened his left eye and forced a beam out, burning Odd-eye to a crisp. "That as him alright... dead.."

Oddler looked over to Luna, picked her up, and carried her over to a shaded tree "Hey... Luna, You awake?"

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Luna twitched and stirred slightly.

"Mmm..."

The blonde magician opened her eyes sleepily, blinked, and smiled.

"Oh, Oddler, it was terrible... he killed you... and I think he killed me... is this Heaven? Will we be together forever, now?"

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler couldn't help but laugh, "We are not dead Luna... That thing Odd-eye killed, it was just an projectile!" He slowly took off Luna's hat and cheched her head to see if she was hurt in any way "I'm glad that he didn't hurt you,"

As usaul, Oddler gave a weak smile

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Luna's eyes snapped open, and she ran a hand over her own hair. "Oh! Oh! Oh... Oddler!!"

She lunged upward and wrapped her arms around him. "You're alive! I'm alive! It's all better now!" He was still kneeling, so she pulled herself up, placed her pert butt on his thighs, and wrapped her legs around him lightly so she wouldn't fall over. "Oh, Oddler, I'm so happy!" She leaned in and kissed him on the lips firmly, then leaned back, and blushed.

Despite her burning face, she managed a surprisingly teasing purr. "Where did we leave off, Oddler? I'm still not quite warm enough..." She picked up one of his hands and placed it on her chest near her neck, right above her impressive bosom. "Won't you help me?"


<--->

OOC
How forthright! I think I've been looking at that picture too long.

 

[hybirdx]

ooc: hey Jaco, don't forget, this is Orp, so we can't push it too far, I think...

IC: "Oh you still are? You're checks are saying you're getting a little hot...."

[DAMN!!!] Hybird said in hi layer [Thats it! Its tme for some reinforcements!] Hyird picks up his phone, and calls Jacobo [Hello Jaco? do you have any body in mind that will destroy these lover birds? I got one, all you need to do is get one]

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

ooc: hahaha, I was kind of expecting you to do something about it

IC
While Luna cooed and whispered in Oddler's ear...

<--->

The dazed summoner, staring blankly at the moving image in front of him, picked up the phone.

"Hello? Sorry, I'm not interest--oh, hi. Yes? What? Oh. Well... I see. I don't know, I was looking forward to--I mean, ahem, sure. Right. I'll see what I can do..."

Jacobo searched through his cards and various monster summoning and capturing equipment. "Whew."

"I think I've been relying on lonely women too much. But who else do I have?" He looked through his cards. "...never realized I had so many female cards. Maybe that's why they always looked at me funny in the Summoner's Conventions.."

He sighed and shook his head. "Well, here goes nothing. Now, to wait for the signal..." Sitting down, he watched the image eagerly.

<--->

"...and then the guy gets tired for a while. Or, at least, so I hear," she finished, purring. "Want to try?" Luna pulled Oddler's head down to her expansive cleavage and twisted the green gemstone that strained at her bosom, unhooking it from a clasp and causing her outfit to open slightly. "Ooh! You're so naughty!" joked Luna cheerfully, as she pushed Oddler face down farther and stroked his hair unsuspectingly.

 

[hybirdx]

Hybird waited, an waited....


Oddler gave a small Chuckle as he raised himself up, and planted a firm kiss on her

[THat the signal!!!]

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Jacobo lunged for his deck of cards and drew out the top card.

"Here goes nothing... I hope this one is good!"

There was a flash of light, and the card vanished...

<--->

"Mmmph!"

An orange-suited boy with a very large hood fell from the sky and clunked onto Oddler's head.

"Mmouch!"

<--->

"Oh my god!" cried Jacobo. "I killed Kenny!"

He blinked, and his eyes widened.

"I'm a bastard!"

<--->

"Mmph."

<--->

"Oh, well, that's okay, then."

 

[hybirdx]

Hybird scratched his head [I hope that kenny is the trunk card....]


***

Oddlers eyes were wide "Wha-What the hell?"

Cherry blosums began to surround Oddler "Oddler honey!"

"HUH?!"

Oddler franticly searched arout to see who said that, "Er... Luna? did you say that?"

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Luna, meanwhile, was staring down at Kenny, off to the side.

"A-Are you alright?"

"Mmmph..."

"I think Oddler's okay, fortunately."

"Mmmph?"

"I'm afraid I don't understand you."

"Mmmmphh!"

"Oh, well, you don't have to be forceful about it," murmured Luna, reclasping the gem atop her bosom.

"Mmmphh!"

Kenny drew a semi-automatic machine gun out of his coat.

"Yikes!" cried Luna, raising her hands above her head.

 

[hybirdx]

A knife quickly jabbed into automatatic, making it useless, "Why you little punk!" He grabed kenny and threw 50 ft away "That was easy! Too... easy...."

"Oddler honey!" an tornado of Cherry blosoms appeared behind Oddler, "I've been looking for you!"

"Wh-who are you?!"

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Kenny fell on the ground as Luna spun, stepping back to stare at the cyclone of cherry blossoms as well, and she grabbed her staff from the ground.

"Who are you, and what do you want with MY Oddler?" Her eyes narrowed. "He's 'Oddler honey' to no one but me!"

 

[hybirdx]

Oddler turned back to Luna, "Now calm down Luna, you're fuming!"

Oddler suddenly felt slender and soft, yet strong arms surround Oddlers neck, "Oddler honey!" A red headed girl appeared, holding Oddler.

"Agh! Wh-who are you?!"

"Oddler Dear! Its me! Kasumie! You're girl freind!"

"Say WHAT!?!"

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Luna's eyes widen.

"O-Oddler?"

She flushes slightly.

"W-Who is this...?"

 

[hybirdx]

"I don't know!"

"What do you mean you don't Know?! We've been together for two years!"

Oddler treid to break free "HOW CAN THAT BE!?! I'VE BEEN TRAPED IN A DARK PORTAL FOR 500 YEARS!!!!"

"Oh Fibing silly!"

"AH!"