cartoon brawl

[Jacobo_Curious]

Luna sniffled.

"O-Oddler, who is this?" she whimpered. "You love me, right? I'm your girlfriend, right?" She looked at the cyclone of cherry blossoms, and her eyes narrowed.

"Stay away from him!" she cried, brandishing her staff. "He's MINE!"

 

[hybirdx]

Kasumi simply said "no!" and stuck out her toung

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Luna was frantic.

So she shrieked.

"ODDLER!!!" she cried, giving everyone around the urge to cover their ears. "TELL HER I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!"

 

[hybirdx]

"What have I gotten myself into now?!"

Oddler tried to pry Kasumie off, but her grip only goten tighter, "No! Oddler honey! You tell HER, that Your MY boyfreind!"


"this is just not my day..."

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

"Who is this slut, anyway!?" screamed Luna. "Tell her to go find another man! Do you KNOW this girl? You BETTER not know this girl, Oddler, or I swear..." She picked up her staff and swung it around. "You better not fuck with me, bitch! I'll kick your ass!" Hissing like a cat, she approached Kasumi dangerously, hate in her eyes.

 

[Guest]

Hmmm....this has gotten wierd

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

It was always weird, I thought

Anyway, I'm rping Luna. She can be a crazy bitch. Which is why we're trying to get rid of her and Oddler

 

[hybirdx]

Its always weird here!

"Agh! I don't know WHO you are but, you're choking me!

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

"Oddler!" shrieked Luna. "Stay away from that woman! I'm going to kill her!" Spinning, her blonde tresses flying, she shouted out a spell.

"Listen, woman! Stay away from my man!
You're fat, and stupid, and ugly as a horse.
If you won't move, I'll crush you (and I can),
or tear you away with my CHAOS FORCE!"

A thin streak of energy lanced from the sky and cleft the ground between Oddler and the cherry blossom tornado, zapping the arms that grasped Oddler and sending both flying.

"Stand back, Oddler!" snapped Luna, as he lay slightly dazed on the ground. The pretty sorceress took a stance in front of and glared at her fallen foe, trying to see her features. "You better leave! Right now!!"

 

[hybirdx]

"Gah!" Kasumie flew ito the sky, "Why you..." She quickly pulld out two Japanese fighting forks, "Come on!"

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

"Gladly!"

Luna rushed forward and leapt into the air as only someone fueled by magic could, flipping diagonally to confuse her opponent and, reaching Kasumi, thrusting down once with her staff to attempt to knock Kasumi on the top of her head, and then swinging to aim at the side of her head.

"Eeyah!"



OOC
Post an image of Kasumi?

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

crap, posted twice, ignore this one

 

[hybirdx]

Ooc: I'll try

 

[hybirdx]

ooc: Couldn't find one, To think, dead or alive 2, one of the best games in all fighting history, and its hard to find one pic of Kasumie!

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Oh, dude, you mean THAT Kasumi? !!

OK, never mind then.

Now bring it

 

[hybirdx]

Kasumi instantly disapered, and reapered behind Luna, puting her in a choke hold

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

"Errk!"

Luna squirmed in Kasumi's grasp. "Let me... *gasp*... go!!"

Twisting, the cute blonde managed to spin slightly and kick Kasumi in her stomach, attempting to pull away.

 

[hybirdx]

Doing so only made Kasumie even more pissed, as she kicked Luna in the side, and put her other arm around her neck, making the choke hold even stronger, and more paralizing

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Luna cried out as she was kicked in the side and then pulled to Kasumi again. Her breath gone from the kick, Luna's eyes bulged out and she squirmed wildly, kicking and wiggling, until she began to slow...

Luna coughed, her face paling, and knowing her consciousness wouldn't last, she reached up and grabbed a handful of Kasumi's hair, pulling it painfully.

 

[hybirdx]

"OW!" Kasumie quickly let go, holding her head

 

[Broccoli]

*Totally ignoring the flow of things, Kyle and Stan run away from Cartman and to Kenny. Kyle is the first to speak*

Dude! Kenny's really back! Sweet!

*Stan nods* Yeah. Totally bitching. Now we don't have to put up with fat-ass as much as we have been!

 

[hybirdx]

Kiwi

"Ki?"

[How- how did he get there?! I though I set them all back! Oh well!]

"Thats Kenny?"

 

[Broccoli]

*Suddenly, Stan has an idea* Hey, Kenny, do you think you could use that gun you had on Cartman?

*Kyle shakes his head* We've already been over this, dude. If we kill Cartman, we won't have anyone to make fun of.

We could make fun of that turtle. *Stan shrugs and points to Kiwi. Kyle nods*

Yeah. I guess you have a point. But remember what he tried to do when Cartman puked on him.

*Stan shrugs again* So? We just won't barf on him. We can still make fun of him, right?

 

[hybirdx]

Kiwi gave an angry look, then punched a wall, causing it to crack and begin to crumble "What was that?"

 

[Broccoli]

*Kyle slaps the back of Stan's head* Damnit, dude! I told you not to fuck with the turtle! Now he's gonna kill us!