CCG’s Cave of Confessions

[Wriggle]

Silly me i really thought wriggle waS referring to a yoga position that would have been fun post sex lol not death

Deffo this

 

[Wriggle]

Why? Cause that would be the peak of life and you'd have nothing else to live for?

For a moment I thought that until this genius.

I would prefer not to get the Praying Mantis treatment, thank you

Good point - if it happens once, we're going back for seconds.
& Thirds.

Etc...

 

[Bry1313]

Yet you keep digging like you really want to be killed?

Your boobs are

So much better than a measly dollar

 

[__Nathan1968]

I think whoever sing it should have forever rights on it

https://voca.ro/1bUbQxNLYKfN

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Deffo this

Opps. What an awkward misunderstanding

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Your boobs are

So much better than a measly dollar

Ok so if I got a gold bar every time I got a dick, how many would I have by now?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://voca.ro/1bUbQxNLYKfN

Ok. Sorry, @MindYaBitness, I think you're going to have to pay those royalities

 

[Wriggle]

Ok so if I got a gold bar every time I got a dick, how many would I have by now?

How many do you want?
AFAMe

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How many do you want?
AFAMe

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I would pay those to see you wriggle yourself into a Praying Mantis pose

 

[Wriggle]

I would pay those to see you wriggle yourself into a Praying Mantis pose


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See my original post.
The proposed threesome involves you and MLAS praying mantising - you know - for convenience.

 

[Bry1313]

Ok so if I got a gold bar every time I got a dick, how many would I have by now?

Do I count more than once?

 

[morelikeasong]

Hopefully @morelikeasong is free too

I’m always free for you babe

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m always free for you babe

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

How do you think he gets his best material??? I've sent him  sooooo many tits, he's got more than his fair share

*actual footage of Default enjoying my copious tits

Those are some spectacular tits. I'm also partial to a pair of hooters

 

[MindYaBitness]

Those are some spectacular tits. I'm also partial to a pair of hooters

They won't let me volunterr with raptors, I'm too clumsy

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

Only?

I appreciate you more than this @lavendersilk

Oh, that wasn't her rating. I was just saying that I could see all 10 inches clearly.

Tee hee hee

XOXOXO TNT

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I used to have this attractive younger coworker. I'd watch her reflection in the window (split office with a cubicle wall thing). Anyway, she wore a revealing outfit one day and I was straight up rubbing one out right next to her. If caught her staring at my crotch more than once. Had to finish myself off in the bathroom on company time. At least it wasnt her desk.”

 

[crazychemgirl]

“Had a fun online thing with a friend a few years ago or so. Great friendship, vibed well, and fooled around non-exclusively. So one day I wanted to do something super nasty and fun for her. I brought up one of her pics on my tablet and filmed myself jerking off to it. A tribute is what the younger people call it nowadays. While filming I came on the tablet and discovered that tablets read the heat from cum as a finger swipe. So the power of my jizz load swiped to the album scroll and a picture of a different girl. Don't remember who the next picture was. Probably some porn chick. Anyway she loved the vid and also said "Btw, nice pic collection." We had a laugh.“

 

[Qky75]

“I used to have this attractive younger coworker. I'd watch her reflection in the window (split office with a cubicle wall thing). Anyway, she wore a revealing outfit one day and I was straight up rubbing one out right next to her. If caught her staring at my crotch more than once. Had to finish myself off in the bathroom on company time. At least it wasnt her desk.”

Yes. At least it wasn't her desk like that other depraved maniac.

 

[crazychemgirl]

“Not that I make it a routine occurrence, but when I'm not working from home, I work in an incredibly underutilized building. One more than one occasion, and as recently as this past month, I browse through the "What kind of sex would you like" thread to read the thoughts and watch all the clips, especially of my couple of Lit Crushes, and masturbate in my office with the door open. I happen to have an office with a window on the ground-level, facing the parking lot. There is a film on the windows, but it doesn't completely obscure everything inside, so I could be noticed from the sidewalk. I usually take my time and really enjoy myself.

Nothing like getting paid to orgasm!“

 

[crazychemgirl]

“When it comes to sexting, cybering, phone sex, i do not actually cum when I say I do. In fact I do not get off at all and I just really enjoy knowing the other person got off.“

 

[crazychemgirl]

“In my early 20's, a good friend invited me to his parents house for a party because he didn't want to go alone. When I showed up, he was tipsy out in the driveway. There were about 20 cars in the driveway (it was a long driveway). He asked me to hang outside with him so we leaned against someone's fancy car about halfway up the drive and talked for quite a while about stuff, not anything important, just chat. We had known each other for years and were friends since teens. As we talked we got closer until we went in for a kiss. We stopped immediately because we were just friends but then it happened again and again until we just went for it and groped at each other with a fierceness. Next thing you know he's going down on me and started licking me over the edge leaving my jeans around my ankles. About that time, it dawned on me that I was on my period In the heat of everything, I forgot! I went to pull his head up and told him about it. He looked up at me with a sleek mouth and said "I'm not stopping" and went back to it. I figured if he's not going to be bothered by it, why should I? So, I enjoyed it and shoved his face deeper. We used the hood of about 10 different vehicles before we made it to the dock and fucked like horny rabbits for a few hours. I had to make my way back to the driveway to look for my clothes hugged him and then left. We kept that evening to ourselves and laughed about it several times. We were just so fucking horny.“

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I lost my virginity at the ripe old age of 19 to a lesbian 7 or 8 years my senior. I’d pursued her for several weeks at college parties (she was not in school, but hung out in the same circle of progressives/punks as I did.)

We had sex a few more times before I realized I wasn’t going to get her to change teams.“

 

[crazychemgirl]

“One day I arrived at my cardiologist appointment about 20 minutes early. I made good use of the time sharing some in the moment photos while having phone sex with someone I met on Lit.”

 

[crazychemgirl]

“When I was 21 I used to go raving with the private school sixth formers (all 18+) even though I was a chicken farmer and off my tits on all the drugs.
One night Emma and Steph came around while I was tripping on acid and smoking buckets (a sort of vacuum using a plastic bottle and a bucket of water that when you burn cannabis in a gauze creates a massive inhale blast of smoke)
Anyway
The women just let themselves into my flat/bachelor pad as they always did (sometimes, if I was in bed, they'd rip my duvet off to see me completely naked) and as Emma came in she said "Steph thinks you are really hot." The thing is Emma had already told me (in 1996) that I had the X-factor.
And they both sat around being fucking flirty and sexy and I was so fucked on LSD, I missed probably one of the wildest threesomes anyone would ever had.
You only regret the things you don't do....”