CCG’s Cave of Confessions

[crazychemgirl]

“I had just moved into my new apartment. It was around 2am or so when I was awaked by the distant sound of very loud, very intense sex. I thought "Wow, my neighbors are REALLY going at it." It wasn't long after that I realized that what I was actually listening to was the porno that I had up on my phone that was under my blanket. I guess I dropped it and rolled over or something. Since I was already beating off to what I thought were my neighbors I just continued with my porn.“

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I was on webcam masturbating for a friend who was watching. Before I orgasmed I pulled a muscle in my lower back because I was sitting weird trying to get a good shot. Credit where it's due I still managed to finish“

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry all I had a backlog … I hope you enjoy!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sorry all I had a backlog … I hope you enjoy!!!

All that rock hard boner lava clogging things up. Glad the doctors visit helped

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“I was on webcam masturbating for a friend who was watching. Before I orgasmed I pulled a muscle in my lower back because I was sitting weird trying to get a good shot. Credit where it's due I still managed to finish“

Even the best lies often takes it one step too far.

 

[LostHorizon]

“In college, I was sitting on a stash of mushrooms for sometime, trying to figure out who to have my first trip with. Finally one night at a party I was talking to a friend about it, and she mentioned she’d be happy to join me if I was interested. I was all in and eager so I said yes. We agreed to have dinner and go on our journey. She lived in a co-op so that meant dinner was a lasagna with no meat and way too much cheese and we mixed the shrooms in with the sauce. The taste was bitter but we had fun. I didn’t think much had happened until I suggested we go for a walk, at which point we walked five miles to a park, and cloud watched. So commenced the weirdest negotiation for sex in history where we reasoned ourselves into having sex “so why shouldn’t we kiss, there is no reason we shouldn’t, it would be fun”

We proceed to walk another three miles and get to my house. After all but shoving curious roommates out the way we had a completely joyful but awkward round in my room, with more logic used to undress each other, talk through oral and more. Shortly afterwards, we bulldozed our way out past the curious roommates again.

She romantically declared herself tired and had me walk her home. Me, still hyped on the shrooms found a party where a buddy was at and spent the next three hours using weed and alcohol to come down, about 4am my body allowed itself to go to bed. I never again slept with her or have done mushrooms since.”

Damn, I did schrooms with the wrong people.

 

[crazychemgirl]

“Totally jerked off in a jerkoff booth years ago. I put in a couple bills and this curvy stripper was going to town. Absolutely beautiful. She came directly up to me and gave me all the attention. Once the baby transaction was completed and I looked in my wallet I realized why she gave me so much attention: I accidentally inserted a $50 bill instead of a $5 bill. Fuck it, still worth it.“

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Way to one up Mr. Normal Day confession.

Man, I really shoulda said “two up” huh?

Dammit.

 

[LostHorizon]

“I was on webcam masturbating for a friend who was watching. Before I orgasmed I pulled a muscle in my lower back because I was sitting weird trying to get a good shot. Credit where it's due I still managed to finish“

Way to stick that landing!

 

[LostHorizon]

Sorry all I had a backlog … I hope you enjoy!!!

That’s kind of gross. I don’t want anything to do with your backed up logs.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That’s kind of gross. I don’t want anything to do with your backed up logs.

Lies.

 

[LostHorizon]

Lies.

Never!

 

[SWR101]

“Totally jerked off in a jerkoff booth years ago. I put in a couple bills and this curvy stripper was going to town. Absolutely beautiful. She came directly up to me and gave me all the attention. Once the baby transaction was completed and I looked in my wallet I realized why she gave me so much attention: I accidentally inserted a $50 bill instead of a $5 bill. Fuck it, still worth it.“

Don’t take large bills, take rolls of coins.

Make it hail, baby!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Don’t take large bills, take rolls of coins.

Make it hail, baby!

Dropping dimes

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I so desperately want to be more adventurous with my husband. I’m too shy to ask him for what I really want. I watch porn with multiple men satisfying one woman and I sometimes I use that image in my head when we’re having sex.”

 

[Bry1313]

Even the best lies often takes it one step too far.

I think they were a gamer

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

“I so desperately want to be more adventurous with my husband. I’m too shy to ask him for what I really want. I watch porn with multiple men satisfying one woman and I sometimes I use that image in my head when we’re having sex.”

Tell him. TELL HIM!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Tell him. TELL HIM!!

this isn't my secret, but I'll say that in my experience telling him can have mixed results

 

[AlwaysDancing]

this isn't my secret, but I'll say that in my experience telling him can have mixed results

Yeah I’ve not had great luck sharing the deep downs. Agreed. It’s a mixed bag.

But maybe it doesn’t matter how they take it. Maybe it’s more important you shared.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

this isn't my secret, but I'll say that in my experience telling him can have mixed results

Due to my experience/perspective, I literally cannot compute that a guy wouldn't be incredibly receptive to any and virtually all ideas. My brain just can't understand that.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Yeah I’ve not had great luck sharing the deep downs. Agreed. It’s a mixed bag.

But maybe it doesn’t matter how they take it. Maybe it’s more important you shared.

In my meager mind, any desire confession from a woman to a man seems low threat. But inverse, very tricky. I know it's 100% based on my experience in life.

 

[MindYaBitness]

In my meager mind, any desire confession from a woman to a man seems low threat. But inverse, very tricky. I know it's 100% based on my experience in life.

my experience is completely the opposite. Scared the hell out of him, he's never been quite the same.

 

[TXRafe]

my experience is completely the opposite. Scared the hell out of him, he's never been quite the same.

there is not an appropriate response for this...

 

[LostHorizon]

“Totally jerked off in a jerkoff booth years ago. I put in a couple bills and this curvy stripper was going to town. Absolutely beautiful. She came directly up to me and gave me all the attention. Once the baby transaction was completed and I looked in my wallet I realized why she gave me so much attention: I accidentally inserted a $50 bill instead of a $5 bill. Fuck it, still worth it.“

Whoever this guy is it’s good to know that he “totally” jerked off in a jerk off booth.

Partially jerking off in a jerk off booth is not only a waste of time and money, it’s sadly demoralizing.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

my experience is completely the opposite. Scared the hell out of him, he's never been quite the same.

I'm sorry it turned out that way for you. I'm surrounded by the sexually repressed and the mere act of reading "vanilla" erotica is something to repent for and never consume. Hell, I'm surrounded by dry towns and villages.