🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[OrdinaryPerson]

Starfish by OP

It smells of shit...

Anal Oprah sounds like rich shit

 

[Saltfountain]

Anal Oprah sounds like rich shit

Do you?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Do you?

Once again... I have a bidet and there's no leakage cause my butthole is tiiiiight

 

[Saltfountain]

Once again... I have a bidet and there's no leakage cause my butthole is tiiiiight

Proof

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Proof

Kind of a weird request but... Just for you

 

[AmberLGreen]

Kind of a weird request but... Just for you

I bet that Pulsate setting gets used a lot

 

[Wand3rlust]

https://ibb.co/XYXWpcp

I think this might be my favourite symbol ever

 

[AmberLGreen]

https://ibb.co/XYXWpcp

I think this might be my favourite symbol ever

Tit wank?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Tit wank?

I wish

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Kind of a weird request but... Just for you

Oh damn…you have an extra fancy one! Mine is just a single knob, that you twist front or back, and the farther you twist, the more water pressure it exerts.

https://ibb.co/XYXWpcp

I think this might be my favourite symbol ever

New @Wand3rlust avatar incoming?!

 

[Apisto42]

It isn’t flat at all. Look at that lovely little wobble

I can only wish for a wobble on my ass like that. Flat I tell you.

Super jealous of the tit wank setting on @OrdinaryPerson bidet.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @OrdinaryPerson for not living up to her tagline

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh damn…you have an extra fancy one! Mine is just a single knob, that you twist front or back, and the farther you twist, the more water pressure it exerts.

It's probably the best thing I've ever gotten. A warm toilet seat is life changing.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can only wish for a wobble on my ass like that. Flat I tell you.

Prove it

 

[Apisto42]

Prove it

For you? Of course. Might be a hot minute.

Where did I put that selfie stick?

(I know, I just opened the door for a million jokes).

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

For you? Of course. Might be a hot minute.

Where did I put that selfie stick?

(I know, I just opened the door for a million jokes).

I love open doors.

You need a hot minute to prepare your ass
You put the stick in your ass
Cue CCG: The ass is a vacuum!!!

 

[37_ttej]

Seeing as this thread has devolved to ‘Bidet of the Day’ or ‘Butthole of the Hour’ or whatever, here’s my contribution; ‘Starfish on Toilet’.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@StillRain why haven't you ever called me a cunt?

 

[37_ttej]

@StillRain why haven't you ever called me a cunt?

It’s a sliding relationship scale.
If she’s called you ‘mate’, you’re all good.
If you’ve been called ‘cunt’, it’s all bad.
Somewhere in between is ‘wanker’ and ‘fucking bastard’.

 

[Apisto42]

@StillRain why haven't you ever called me a cunt?

I think I must be special. She calls me her pocket pickle.

Don’t know what that means. I don’t speak Aussie.

 

[InThe312]

Where is Austrailia? Pretty sure that's not where Stillrain lives and my plane ticket to her definitely doesn't say that.

 

[37_ttej]

Where is Austrailia? Pretty sure that's not where Stillrain lives and my plane ticket to her definitely doesn't say that.

As long as it doesn’t say ‘Austria’, you’re probably OK.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

@StillRain why haven't you ever called me a cunt?

Latin women call me Papi

 

[StillRain]

@StillRain why haven't you ever called me a cunt?

If 2025 isn’t the year you start delivering on the hot boy anal, you can bet you’re ….bottom dollar you’ll get some cunt thrown your way….

And you can take that any way you want, Cunt.

 

[Apisto42]

@StillRain, I saw this and thought of you: