🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Neanderthal247]

Does that mean your butthole will be lighting up my inbox soon?

I was going to leave a private message, but my butthole doesn't do tricks. I'll message when the standards are lowered

 

[AmberLGreen]

More like darkening your horizon, but no, that’s a negative on the Apisto butthole picture, repeat, that’s a no go on A’s asshole.

I have never really been one for holes anyway so just the ass will do

 

[AmberLGreen]

I was going to leave a private message, but my butthole doesn't do tricks. I'll message when the standards are lowered

My inbox would work all the magic. You just need to fill it

 

[Apisto42]

I have never really been one for holes anyway so just the ass will do

But you’ve never even sent me a pm telling me something interesting that jives with my interests on my profile! A girl has to have standards you know, I can’t just be sending my ass to every litser that asks for it!

 

[Bry1313]

Well if it's for myself...

Yes, just for ourselves

 

[AmberLGreen]

But you’ve never even sent me a pm telling me something interesting that jives with my interests on my profile! A girl has to have standards you know, I can’t just be sending my ass to every litser that asks for it!

A lot of words to say “send me your boobs”

 

[crazychemgirl]

But you’ve never even sent me a pm telling me something interesting that jives with my interests on my profile! A girl has to have standards you know, I can’t just be sending my ass to every litser that asks for it!

Send me your ass?

 

[Apisto42]

Send me your ass?

It’s really not impressive. I had a nice ass when I was 18. All the girls told me so. It’s just flat now. Doesn’t matter how many squats and such I do. It stubbornly refuses to be round. Very sad.

 

[Apisto42]

A lot of words to say “send me your boobs”

No, I’d rather see your ass. Starfish is optional…

 

[Bry1313]

No, I’d rather see your ass. Starfish is optional…

Shit, at this point I’d just be cool with a well crafted insult as a PM. My only one in the last week was from a goddess mistress who follows 983 people, so I didn’t feel all that special.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s really not impressive. I had a nice ass when I was 18. All the girls told me so. It’s just flat now. Doesn’t matter how many squats and such I do. It stubbornly refuses to be round. Very sad.

You and @Mr_bogey but he won’t send proof either.

 

[Apisto42]

Shit, at this point I’d just be cool with a well crafted insult as a PM. My only one in the last week was from a goddess mistress who follows 983 people, so I didn’t feel all that special.

Fuck. I just sent her all my bitcoin because she told me I was her one true love. Really makes you wonder about people.

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck. I just sent her all my bitcoin because she told me I was her one true love. Really makes you wonder about people.

So you are saying don’t give her my bank account and routing number?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Was this thread renamed and I missed it? Should it be moved to another forum? We will only know in hindsight...

 

[AmberLGreen]

Shit, at this point I’d just be cool with a well crafted insult as a PM. My only one in the last week was from a goddess mistress who follows 983 people, so I didn’t feel all that special.

You are very special

 

[Bry1313]

You are very special

That means so much (sort of) coming from you

 

[Sexy_Singer]

You are very special

He's not a legend though...

 

[AmberLGreen]

It’s really not impressive. I had a nice ass when I was 18. All the girls told me so. It’s just flat now. Doesn’t matter how many squats and such I do. It stubbornly refuses to be round. Very sad.

It isn’t flat at all. Look at that lovely little wobble

https://media.tenor.com/op8x4aQhTiUAAAAM/bunny-bunny-dessert.gif

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have never really been one for holes anyway

You're missing out!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ah, when I wonder where you all are... I should look for the home of the wankers

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And if she uses Anal Oprah as her tag, I want the credit

I triple DARE her to use Anal Oprah as her tagline.

Hold my beer

 

[Saltfountain]

Hold my beer

And now she's accepting it, we can all just wait for her starfish in our inboxes

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And now she's accepting it, we can all just wait for her starfish in our inboxes

Honestly it sounds like you started your own fragrance line Salty

 

[Saltfountain]

Honestly it sounds like you started your own fragrance line Salty

Starfish by OP

It smells of shit...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Starfish by OP

It smells of shit...

Anal Oprah sounds like rich shit