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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I’ve trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine. It’s a Bordeaux collie.

I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.

I was having wine with my wife when she said ‘I love you so much, you know. I don’t know how I could ever live without you.’ I said, ‘Is that you or the wine talking?’ She said, ‘It’s me talking to the wine.’

What do you call a wine hangover? The grape depression.

What’s the secret to enjoying a good bottle of wine? Open the bottle to let it breathe. If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

If you can drink away your hurt, it must have been champagne.

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

How do you decide how much wine to drink? Take it on case-by-case basis
 
A lot of people would turn their noses up at $5.99 wine. Though since Trader Joe’s came out with two buck Chuck, it’s been a little more acceptable to get cheaper wine. But some will still turn their noses up at anything under $10-15.
There is plenty of wine under $15 that is perfectly suited for table wine (and/or just getting sholshed while cooking said meal). Most of those people that turn their noses up would not be able to tell the difference in a blind test.
 
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