Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Nightbird]

There is plenty of wine under $15 that is perfectly suited for table wine (and/or just getting sholshed while cooking said meal). Most of those people that turn their noses up would not be able to tell the difference in a blind test.

Wine mostly tastes Vinegary to me

 

[snexxer]

A man was walking down a beautiful beach…

After a while he came a across a beautiful woman sitting in the sand all alone. However, this particular beauty was missing both arms and legs. Curious, he struck up a conversation.

After talking for a while, she goes: “you know, you make me feel really comfortable. Can I ask you a favor?”. Sure, the man says.

She goes: “ thing is, I have never been hugged before. Do you think that… maybe you could hug me?”. Guys thinks for a while, and gives her a long, warm hug.

She smiles, and says: “ that was wonderful… I don’t want to push my luck, but I have yet to be kissed well… do you think that.. maybe…”

Guys figures, ah why not, and gives her a long, wet kiss.

“That was beyond anything I have ever experienced…. It was wonderful..” the woman says after a few seconds.

“No worries, my pleasure” goes the guy.

“There is one last thing I’d like to ask you”, says the woman. “I’m almost 30, and I have yet to be fucked. Maybe you’d wanna…”.

The guys looks at her, picks her up, and throws her in the sea.

“There,” he goes, “now you’re fucked.”

 

[gisade]

A lot of people would turn their noses up at $5.99 wine. Though since Trader Joe’s came out with two buck Chuck, it’s been a little more acceptable to get cheaper wine. But some will still turn their noses up at anything under $10-15.

I'm guilty of that TBH. I'll drink a cheap white anyday but when it comes to the reds, the price point needs to be north of $30

 

[Cindy027]

I see we're back to the dad jokes... @Cindy027 will be so happy!

F'ing ecstatic.

the price point needs to be north of $30

I just think that most American wines are overpriced at the restaurant table, this coming from my limited experience of my fine dining experience in NYC. Not sure what you would pay in the liquor store but for what we had and what we paid I didn't think it was worth that much taste wise. Then again I am not a connoisseur by any means but to me it was as good as $20 would buy me from the grocery store here in Johannesburg.

Caveat: I know f all about wine other than it tastes great mostly and goes well with food, especially cheese

 

[Deadbed1968]

F'ing ecstatic.


I just think that most American wines are overpriced at the restaurant table, this coming from my limited experience of my fine dining experience in NYC. Not sure what you would pay in the liquor store but for what we had and what we paid I didn't think it was worth that much taste wise. Then again I am not a connoisseur by any means but to me it was as good as $20 would buy me from the grocery store here in Johannesburg.

Caveat: I know f all about wine other than it tastes great mostly and goes well with food, especially cheese

Every wine, foreign and domestic, is way overpriced at the restaurant. They charge 200-400% more than the liquor store. It’s a VERY rare occasion where I will buy a bottle when dining out.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Why are elevator jokes the best kind of jokes?



They work on so many different levels!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Every wine, foreign and domestic, is way overpriced at the restaurant. They charge 200-400% more than the liquor store. It’s a VERY rare occasion where I will buy a bottle when dining out.

Very true, but if you’re going to have more than a glass of wine & the person you’re with is having more than one glass too, it’s usually a better value to get a bottle.

 

[snexxer]

Whenever my German girlfriend and I have sex, she rates her experience on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we were trying anal for the first time, she kept screaming “NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!” That’s the best I’ve ever done.

 

[Cindy027]

This should really be a safe space to vent about really bad jokes.

 

[snexxer]

This should really be a safe space to vent about really bad jokes.

If you dont groan at least once a day from bad jokes, are you really living.

I always take life with a pinch of salt.

And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

 

[Cindy027]

I just heard the most amazing thing;

"Evolution generally is about being as lazy as possible without dying"

So... I need to go evolve a bit

 

[cheekygirl75]

I just heard the most amazing thing;

"Evolution generally is about being as lazy as possible without dying"

So... I need to go evolve a bit

I think most cultures on this planet need to evolve a lot

 

[snexxer]

I just heard the most amazing thing;

"Evolution generally is about being as lazy as possible without dying"

So... I need to go evolve a bit

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question..

The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.

 

[MrPimms]

Is this a safe space for tea?

 

[RjR3_1954]

Is this a safe space for tea?

What kind of tea?

 

[Deadbed1968]

Is this a safe space for tea?

Of course! I love tea, especially chai. If you’re looking to spill the tea, then even better!

 

[Deadbed1968]

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.



That would be a big step forward…

 

[Deadbed1968]

Singing in the shower is fun until you get shampoo in your mouth.



Then it's a soap opera.

 

[Deadbed1968]

What do you call a manufacturing plant that makes okay products?



A satisfactory.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I don't trust trees.



They always seem kind of shady.

 

[RjR3_1954]

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

 

[RjR3_1954]

What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’?

About three inches.

 

[Cindy027]

I don't know, maybe you guys should post whats happening in and around you, maybe that will be funny because these grandad jokes certainly aren't.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I don't know, maybe you guys should post whats happening in and around you, maybe that will be funny because these grandad jokes certainly aren't.

So what’s happening in and around you? Not much going on here, just work right now

 

[Cindy027]

So what’s happening in and around you? Not much going on here, just work right now

So put me on the spot why don't you

I'm evolving