Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[cheekygirl75]

So put me on the spot why don't you

I'm evolving

I hope to evolve a bit today! I have one meeting but nothing much else to do at work…

Did you finish your resignation letter?

 

[MrPimms]

Working through a project. Thinking about the debacle of the last few days.

 

[Cindy027]

Did you finish your resignation letter?

Mostly, there are a few things I think I might change. It goes on Saturday so I have time.

I always worry about things in the draft folder that they will somehow get sent, it's an unfounded thing I have with outlook.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I always worry about things in the draft folder that they will somehow get sent, it's an unfounded thing I have with outlook.

Same! I always leave off the To email address until I’m ready to send.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Working through a project. Thinking about the debacle of the last few days.

Debacle? What happened?

 

[Cindy027]

Debacle? What happened?

Yes details, so we can laugh hysterically about your situation

 

[RjR3_1954]

I don't know, maybe you guys should post whats happening in and around you, maybe that will be funny because these grandad jokes certainly aren't.

Ok.

Cold weather approaching...winter
Rain tomorrow...forecasted 4 to 5 inches in 24 hrs
High winds too...

The jokes are better...

 

[Deadbed1968]

I don't know, maybe you guys should post whats happening in and around you, maybe that will be funny because these grandad jokes certainly aren't.

I’m an engineer. Trust me, the dad jokes are comparatively hilarious!

 

[Cindy027]

Did you finish your resignation letter?

I woke up this morning and decided a complete rewrite was necessary, what was I thinking . I think in the exit interview I can say what I want to say.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

*sits in the corner sipping.... watching......

...and desperately trying hard to ignore the incessant whirring of a floor fan behind me*

coffees good

 

[RjR3_1954]

*sits in the corner sipping.... watching......

...and desperately trying hard to ignore the incessant whirring of a floor fan behind me*

coffees good

Have I seen you on Discord?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Anyone got more dad jokes? I’m BORED!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Anyone got more dad jokes? I’m BORED!

What did the zebra say the first time he saw a piano?



“Dad?”

 

[Deadbed1968]

What do you call a grizzly without any teeth?



A gummy bear.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?



Because the pee is silent

 

[Deadbed1968]

What do you call a fly with no wings?



A walk.

 

[Deadbed1968]

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?


They’re both purple except for the rabbit.

(Sorry, this one’s just stupid)

 

[snexxer]

The big bad wolf said to little red riding hood "unbutton your blouse and let me suck your tits" fuck off she replied as she tugged down her pantie's "eat me like the fuckin book says!"

 

[Deadbed1968]

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.”



The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”

 

[cheekygirl75]

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.”



The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”

Ok, that one was really bad

 

[Deadbed1968]

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?



Cashew

 

[snexxer]

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.”



The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing."

The other replies. "Fuck me a talking fish."

 

[Deadbed1968]

How do you catch a bra?



With a booby trap.

 

[Deadbed1968]

What’s red and bad for your teeth?



A Brick.

 

[Deadbed1968]

What does a vegetarian zombie eat?



“Graaaaaaaains!”