Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

*reaches for the walker* I’ll get back to you on that… just gotta go pee. Dang coffee and my 101 year old bladder just don’t play well together at times 🤦🏼‍♂️
Well, in honor of the old fart, here is what you could call a grandfather joke:

An old man visits his doctor. He tells the doctor “ I fart all the time, but they don’t make noise, and don’t smell.
The doctor looks him over, hands him a prescription, and tells the old man to return in two weeks. The old man returns as instructed and tells the doctor “I still fart all the time and they still make no noise, but now they smell terrible!”. The doctor looks over the old man and says:


Now that we have taken care of your nose, let’s see if we can fix your hearing…
 
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I'm going to have to quote @cocokittysurprise & say there are some times I wish I didn't have eyes! (sorry @cocokittysurprise don't scroll up!)

I literally said "Oh no!!"

I'm going to learn from my previous mistakes **cough** @Chillygirl 's thread **cough** and not scroll LOL
It's a bit like that time you're hanging at the bar....and you just can't keep your eyes off the heaving dancefloor

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...no matter how hard you try, you just can't look away
 
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