Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

  • What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!
  • I got a new pen that can write underwater. It can write other words, too.
  • Shopping centers are so boring, because if you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
  • In 2025, I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2024, 2023 or 2022, either. This is a running joke.
  • It was too hard to pick a winner in the neck-decorating contest — it was a tie.
  • I really love the word “plethora.” It means a lot to me.
  • Dogs can't operate MRI machines — but catscan.
  • I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a few days off.
  • I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out, it was the refrigerator all along.
 
  • I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
  • What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
  • My ladder and I are on different levels right now.
  • I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
  • I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay.
  • I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
 
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