Clean Your Room

[The_Ghost_Man]

Just something I came across on my local craigslist page. She is looking for a woman, or possibly a mother.

Tell me how that works out for you.

 

[TomBoner]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/8c2595ac719c07adc0e2eb654af74db1/tumblr_ohhwtx6mig1vecg7qo1_500.jpg

 

[BradBigBrain]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/8c2595ac719c07adc0e2eb654af74db1/tumblr_ohhwtx6mig1vecg7qo1_500.jpg

Um....WTF, over?

Is that the Astro-nut wearing depends?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Um....WTF, over?

Is that the Astro-nut wearing depends?

And I thought everyone knew that Always Discrete was the sexy brand

 

[TomBoner]

^^^ Some questions you just don't ask because there's no real answer for them.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/07f78dc59d79628bd48caf657ff8eb0f/tumblr_ohl9elHuPU1t0qi29o2_400.jpg

 

[Papa-Joe]

After the Party
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/hot-girls-with-messy-rooms-34-photos-14.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=980

 

[TomBoner]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/9c1f271b94d1a7976f669621a7c0b441/tumblr_ohop89Kg7E1uon8vgo2_250.jpg

 

[TomBoner]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/eb97afe07e27b8bdbb9d37714a12de7b/tumblr_oilsx9pcSH1rg1z4po1_500.jpg

 

[Eva_Star]

After the Party
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/hot-girls-with-messy-rooms-34-photos-14.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=980

Ridiculous. I'd like have my husband spank her cute ass for being such a slob, while I clean her room. What the heck?! Pick up your crap, girl! Unacceptable! haha

 

[ydahecnot]

Ridiculous. I'd like have my husband spank her cute ass for being such a slob, while I clean her room. What the heck?! Pick up your crap, girl! Unacceptable! haha

So he'd be her dom, and you'd be her sub.

 

[Eva_Star]

So he'd be her dom, and you'd be her sub.

Nope...He's my enforcer. Like the mafia. I just get the shit done, he makes sure it doesn't happen again.

 

[ydahecnot]

*bubble bursts

 

[TomBoner]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/7e9bc9fc0718ee74b90ff633cef43e9c/tumblr_oizhq65RLI1qbkqq6o1_500.jpg

 

[TomBoner]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/d7533ef852408b7c1c0b3ad175aceb1f/tumblr_oiyhuyZvCy1vppqf5o1_500.jpg

 

[TomBoner]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/cdddd057f844bb63c0cdca83dccbdda9/tumblr_od208e9Vqz1tt775yo1_500.jpg

 

[TomBoner]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/2d18ebf90f31883ab7c6105738fea5b9/tumblr_oh8aseAu3w1uvllifo1_500.jpg

 

[TomBoner]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/671a6e32399d45dfac94e79bb181b7b9/tumblr_oji4adijif1rt4ekgo1_500.jpg

 

[TomBoner]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/45872f0b67003a00ad6c820342640df4/tumblr_ojh5tgkl7A1w2vwuso2_500.jpg

 

[TomBoner]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/0dbef1fdadaf9c37d2c4280f3c1863c2/tumblr_ojj6pinDgw1vz9ez5o1_500.jpg

 

[AverageGary]

"If there are any kids here, cunnilingus is a Latin word that means, 'Go clean up your room, please.' " - Bruce Springsteen while talking about cunnilingus while introducing "Red Headed Woman" (an ode to oral sex) during his 1995-97 acoustic tour

 

[ydahecnot]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/45872f0b67003a00ad6c820342640df4/tumblr_ojh5tgkl7A1w2vwuso2_500.jpg

Also appropriate for the "Have a Cheeseburger or 10" thread

 

[LostGirlTink]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/2d18ebf90f31883ab7c6105738fea5b9/tumblr_oh8aseAu3w1uvllifo1_500.jpg

If her room is messy my house must need to be condemned. She just looks like a busy student.
Look how precise her bookshelves are!

 

[TomBoner]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/eea316f73779ecee0bc0084fadea10c8/tumblr_okis7fYUhc1r6zf18o1_500.jpg

 

[TomBoner]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/05a44980a4e5453e9be60fe4139e7494/tumblr_o7ztvuBDgc1vp7rx9o1_500.jpg

 

[TomBoner]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/5749b8d8d01f3fb15736369d325430d2/tumblr_okfbzuNYyr1vez0ppo1_500.jpg