Cock Map

[LadyLascivious1]

I used to have folders. Had to be at least 10gb

I enjoy volume, but 10 is too much for me to take

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I enjoy volume, but 10 is too much for me to take

Definitely not at all at once! Ease into it, I usually stop at 2 or 3 anyway

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Definitely not at all at once! Ease into it, I usually stop at 2 or 3 anyway

That seems like a bit of a waste.
What about those who are sex starved?! Have you thought about them?

 

[Bbl87]

I used to have folders. Had to be at least 10gb

 

[Endless_Night]

Why do I feel this *folder* talk has sexual connotations?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I used to have folders. Had to be at least 10gb

Jesus! We’re you shooting them in IMAX 3D?!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Now that I just thought that, I wonder how many guys send 3D dick pics? That’s kind of next level.

Cum to think of it, there are apps to make a 3D model out of pics with your iPhone, so, in theory, we could take a dick pic, make a 3D model of it, send it and she could use her 3D printer to make an exact replica of our cocks to use as she pleases!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Now that I just thought that, I wonder how many guys send 3D dick pics? That’s kind of next level.

Cum to think of it, there are apps to make a 3D model out of pics with your iPhone, so, in theory, we could take a dick pic, make a 3D model of it, send it and she could use her 3D printer to make an exact replica of our cocks to use as she pleases!

I've got an intraoral scanner we could use to test this theory

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've got an intraoral scanner we could use to test this theory

I don’t know what an intraoral scanner is, but it sounds kinky as hell.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don’t know what an intraoral scanner is, but it sounds kinky as hell.

I had to google it too. Intra oral makes it sounds like it's something you shove in your mouth, which is a great start, but apparently it just helps make 3d models

 

[hotwords229_A]

I had to google it too. Intra oral makes it sounds like it's something you shove in your mouth, which is a great start, but apparently it just helps make 3d models

I didn’t look it up, I was hoping it was mouth stuff.
Oh well, science kills my boner once again.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I didn’t look it up, I was hoping it was mouth stuff.
Oh well, science kills my boner once again.

I wonder which school class has killed the most boners? Math has got to be up there. English?
PE taking the award for most boners induced. Our school had a swimming pool and occasionally we had to sit in on the girls swim class. Those were always fun

 

[hotwords229_A]

I wonder which school class has killed the most boners? Math has got to be up there. English?
PE taking the award for most boners induced. Our school had a swimming pool and occasionally we had to sit in on the girls swim class. Those were always fun

It has to be math. My 7th grade English teacher was hot as hell, I still think about her sometimes. Many, many, many boners were had in that class.

My school didn’t get a pool until after I had graduated. I never could have survived that!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It has to be math. My 7th grade English teacher was hot as hell, I still think about her sometimes. Many, many, many boners were had in that class.

My school didn’t get a pool until after I had graduated. I never could have survived that!

I never got to enjoy the hot-teacher fantasy. Not a single teacher I ever had made me want to copulate with them. So now I just fantasize about LadyL, she has that teacher vibe going on

 

[Endless_Night]

You two are an education.

#lackedbrothers

 

[hotwords229_A]

Most of my teachers were ghouls, but Ms. Batill, oh baby! Blonde, late twenties (I’m guessing) dreamy blue eyes, kind voice, hot knockers.

She used to come up behind me and put her hand on my shoulder and whisper in my ear and ask if I needed anything. My desk would practically lift off the floor from my erection.

I remember one time she brought in pics of a hike she went on with friends. She was wearing tan shorts, hiking boots and a white tank top. Goddamn! I almost died.

Now I wonder if she knew what she was doing.

I didn’t learn a fucking thing in that class, but I did eventually learn how to talk English and shit.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Most of my teachers were ghouls, but Ms. Batill, oh baby! Blonde, late twenties (I’m guessing) dreamy blue eyes, kind voice, hot knockers.

She used to come up behind me and put her hand on my shoulder and whisper in my ear and ask if I needed anything. My desk would practically lift off the floor from my erection.

I remember one time she brought in pics of a hike she went on with friends. She was wearing tan shorts, hiking boots and a white tank top. Goddamn! I almost died.

Now I wonder if she knew what she was doing.

I didn’t learn a fucking thing in that class, but I did eventually learn how to talk English and shit.

I imagine this being you after she leans over your shoulder

 

[hotwords229_A]

I imagine this being you after she leans over your shoulder

Exactly.
Now I’m fucking horny again thinking about her (and thinking of some other hot teacher on Lit)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Exactly.
Now I’m fucking horny again thinking about her (and thinking of some other hot teacher on Lit)

Hey, didn't you say you lived semi-near the mid-atlantic region? Check out the paints in sirens and helicocksuckers. I'll give you a peacock if you give me a lion

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hey, didn't you say you lived semi-near the mid-atlantic region? Check out the paints in sirens and helicocksuckers. I'll give you a peacock if you give me a lion

I want an upside down dolphin!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I want an upside down dolphin!

What in the goddamn fuck is that?!?!?!?!

 

[hotwords229_A]

What in the goddamn fuck is that?!?!?!?!

I’m just going on shape. I guess the dolphin would have to be upside down.
Plus, it would confuse people and make them look at it longer.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I imagine this being you after she leans over your shoulder

Bro, that’s clearly me.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Bro, that’s clearly me.

I confuse you two all the time, you look the same from the waist down

 

[AmberLGreen]

Bro, that’s clearly me.

Are you saying you are a massive dick?