Cock Map

[aussiegeekygal]

Bro, that’s clearly me.

Normally I'd believe you but I am fact checking you out of spite because you posted your dick in my proclivities thread and I'm still salty about it.

 

[Endless_Night]

Normally I'd believe you but I am fact checking you out of spite because you posted your dick in my proclivities thread and I'm still salty about it.

Sooooooo, what you're saying is @Lord Pmann's appendage is not one of your proclivities?

Just getting it clear for the rest of the class.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sooooooo, what you're saying is @Lord Pmann's appendage is not one of your proclivities?

Just getting it clear for the rest of the class.

It's not my aesthetic

 

[Endless_Night]

It's not my aesthetic

Honestly, this sorta begs more questions.


Which NO power in the universe could make me ask.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It's not my aesthetic

Honestly, this sorta begs more questions.


Which NO power in the universe could make me ask.

To be fair, I’m pretty sure a dick attached to a vacuum is no one’s aesthetic

 

[aussiegeekygal]

To be fair, I’m pretty sure a dick attached to a vacuum is no one’s aesthetic

In green shorts nonetheless

 

[Lord Pmann]

Normally I'd believe you but I am fact checking you out of spite because you posted your dick in my proclivities thread and I'm still salty about it.

Sorry it was salty. I drank pineapple juice.

 

[Lord Pmann]

To be fair, I’m pretty sure a dick attached to a vacuum is no one’s aesthetic

In green shorts nonetheless

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, gosh. This may be the weirdest one yet.

I mean, how? Like, seriously, HOW?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Mounted by a monster, lol

Excellent

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Oh, gosh. This may be the weirdest one yet.

I mean, how? Like, seriously, HOW?

Since you don’t read them and you’re afraid to Google many things…how do you come across these?!

I’m kind of disappointed the AI search algorithms are not showing me this kind of awesomeness.

 

[Endless_Night]

Since you don’t read them and you’re afraid to Google many things…how do you come across these?!

I’m kind of disappointed the AI search algorithms are not showing me this kind of awesomeness.

Oh, I google! Book covers.

Monster erotica. Or tentacle erotica if I'm searching specifically for @hotwords229_A. '

Cause, you know, that's his favorite.

Though he does occasionally get worms and tentacles confused.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Oh, I google! Book covers.

Monster erotica. Or tentacle erotica if I'm searching specifically for @hotwords229_A. '

Cause, you know, that's his favorite.

Though he does occasionally get worms and tentacles confused.

So…you’re a monster porn dealer?

 

[Endless_Night]

So…you’re a monster porn dealer?

Oh!!


Well, I can be a pleaser.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Or tentacle erotica if I'm searching specifically for @hotwords229_A. '

Cause, you know, that's his favorite.

This feels libelous!

 

[Endless_Night]

This feels libelous!

'Tis only libelous if it isn't true, Muscles.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

'Tis only libelous if it isn't true, Muscles.

Oh, snap!

 

[Endless_Night]

Poking about, as I do, looking for map on bra per state. Because, you know, conversations.

Anyhoo, stumbled on to this, and I have questions.

Like, what is going on in Arizona and Wisconsin.

And what is with the measurements? They make no sense. A quick google had AI telling me that 35.5 equals 34C. Which, what? How is this being figured?

I question AI's qualifications to make this determination.

#confused


(Other sources say average is 34DD.)

 

[hotwords229_A]

AI is dumb.

This is my comment.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Poking about, as I do, looking for map on bra per state. Because, you know, conversations.

Anyhoo, stumbled on to this, and I have questions.

Like, what is going on in Arizona and Wisconsin.

And what is with the measurements? They make no sense. A quick google had AI telling me that 35.5 equals 34C. Which, what? How is this being figured?

I question AI's qualifications to make this determination.

#confused


(Other sources say average is 34DD.)

I would like to do some research.

Ladies… help a scientist out.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

(Other sources say average is 34DD.)

God bless America.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I would like to do some research.

Ladies… help a scientist out.

It looks like they are measuring the fullest part of the breast. In that case my measurement is not on the chart

 

[Lord Pmann]

It looks like they are measuring the fullest part of the breast. In that case my measurement is not on the chart

You’re doing it wrong. Let me mansplain how to do this. It’s best we hop on video and I have you show me what you’re doing. How you’re measuring. But focus on your thing. Don’t mind what I’m doing. It’s not important. Pay not attention to the sounds.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It looks like they are measuring the fullest part of the breast.

In that case my measurement is not on the chart