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[deefalttwunnyfor]

How do you walk like that?

Oh, you use tape. I'm not trying to hop around like a kangaroo

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean, if it's not optional they will either have to grant an exemption or you'll have to tell me about it later.

I can tell you about now if you want.

I couldn’t stop playing with myself!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, you use tape. I'm not trying to hop around like a kangaroo

TAPE!
That’s almost as bad as the zipper.
I think I’ll stick with the Fruit of the Loom guys.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, you use tape. I'm not trying to hop around like a kangaroo

Omg. You left the pic in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can tell you about now if you want.

I couldn’t stop playing with myself!

I . . . can't believe you said that!

#embarrassedforever

 

[hotwords229_A]

I . . . can't believe you said that!

#embarrassedforever

What did you think I would do at a nude wedding?

I mean, you know me well enough by now, I think.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Isn’t there a line about “Forever holding your piece”?

 

[Endless_Night]

What did you think I would do at a nude wedding?

I mean, you know me well enough by now, I think.

Ummm. Maybe not as well as I thought?!

Isn’t there a line about “Forever holding your piece”?

 

[Endless_Night]

Is it me, or is this thread extra naughty tonight?!?!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

TAPE!
That’s almost as bad as the zipper.
I think I’ll stick with the Fruit of the Loom guys.

Tape only hurts if it's pulling out hair
No hair. No prob

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Omg. You left the pic in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like HW should share the blame for that. I mean, he posted it in the first place, I just directly alluded to it

 

[hotwords229_A]

Tape only hurts if it's pulling out hair
No hair. No prob

I don’t believe this at all.
There’s a lot of very sensitive skin there.
Are you using painter’s tape or something?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Isn’t there a line about “Forever holding your piece”?

Homophones are so tricky

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don’t believe this at all.
There’s a lot of very sensitive skin there.
Are you using painter’s tape or something?

They make tape for your body. Think about those chicks that wear the dresses that barely cover the nips

 

[Endless_Night]

Tape only hurts if it's pulling out hair
No hair. No prob

I don’t believe this at all.
There’s a lot of very sensitive skin there.
Are you using painter’s tape or something?

Dear F***ing Lord.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Is it me, or is this thread extra naughty tonight?!?!

I think it’s just the Enny filter because from my point of view it’s been mostly well behaved

 

[hotwords229_A]

They make tape for your body. Think about those chicks that wear the dresses that barely cover the nips

I hate that tape. I always want it to fail.

 

[Endless_Night]

I think it’s just the Enny filter because from my point of view it’s been mostly well behaved

Huh. What has flipped me off kilter? Maybe I should go take my temperature.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is it me, or is this thread extra naughty tonight?!?!

Do you need to be redirected to the first ten pages of this thread?
Naughty? It’s downright legendary.

 

[Endless_Night]

They make tape for your body. Think about those chicks that wear the dresses that barely cover the nips

I hate that tape. I always want it to fail.

Let me just say, in my opinion this stuff does not work well.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Let me just say, in my opinion this stuff does not work well.

Prove it!

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you need to be redirected to the first ten pages of this thread?
Naughty? It’s downright legendary.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!

I have not . . . *you knowed* in some time. Revisiting might give me a mental breakdown.



But is was legendary.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Prove it!

I was trying to find an eloquent way to say this exact thing.
Like 'maybe you're putting it on wrong, I'll happily take a look'

 

[Endless_Night]

Prove it!

I have. And never managed to leave the house. Eesh.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!

I have not . . . *you knowed* in some time. Revisiting might give me a mental breakdown.



But is was legendary.

I was going to say... I thought you were there in some capacity

 

[hotwords229_A]

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!

I have not . . . *you knowed* in some time. Revisiting might give me a mental breakdown.



But is was legendary.

It’s a good read for *you knowing*