Cock Map

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That was like six years ago. How long have you been drinking like this?

Your honor, I'd like to plead the fifth

 

[Endless_Night]

Your honor, I'd like to plead the fifth

Your liver, your liver, your liver, Sir.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Your liver, your liver, your liver, Sir.

That was only 3, I'd plead twice more
As another double entendre

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I seem to have no inner exhibitionist.

Only an inner sub who occasional caves to peer pressure.

In that case;

Show Me Yours and I'll Consider Showing You Mine

 

[Bbl87]

In that case;

Show Me Yours and I'll Consider Showing You Mine

I mean, that's an offer I rarely pass up around here.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I am back to wondering how @LadyLascivious1 stands up.

This made me laugh out loud. Your brain entertains me

Strong back. I saw her booty once. It's awesome.

So, a workout just holding them up?

You’re probably not wrong. I’ve never noticed any back problems, but maybe my ass is compensating

Eh. Mine are not as big as that sounds. Pretty average, really.

Mine look pretty normal in clothes. Naked they seem a lot bigger

 

[Bbl87]

Mine look pretty normal in clothes. Naked they seem a lot bigger

Funny, that's the same thing I say about my...

You’re probably not wrong. I’ve never noticed any back problems, but maybe my ass is compensating

If your ass is compensating, I apparently love compensating!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If your ass is compensating, I apparently love compensating!

I loooooove compensating. Gonna try to imagine compensating later tonight

 

[hotwords229_A]

Eh. Mine are not as big as that sounds. Pretty average, really.

There should be an eye roll reaction emoji for posts like this.

Hmm ok. I’m not on there lol

Me neither.

Women’s clothing and underwear in particular is so complicated.
I love being a guy. I buy a bag of socks and a bag of underwear. Easy!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I just stopped wearing bras.
That also solved the problem

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, I remember. I'm just egging your inner exhibitionist on a little in case she wants to recreate that moment

I'll even trade

I feel like @aussiegeekygal and @deefalttwunnyfor should make a trade. Right here. Right now.

Chest pics.

For posterity.

Did everyone else notice how she slyly replaced her chest with default’s for the trade?

 

[Endless_Night]

Did everyone else notice how she slyly replaced her chest with default’s for the trade?

And he outs my nefarious maneuverings, just like that.

 

[Endless_Night]

Mine look pretty normal in clothes. Naked they seem a lot bigger

I'd say mine are the opposite.

In fact, I'll go you one better. My whole body looks far more amazing dressed than not.


I can feel @hotwords229_A rolling his eyes as he reads this post.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'd say mine are the opposite.

In fact, I'll go you one better. My whole body looks far more amazing dressed than not.


I can feel @hotwords229_A rolling his eyes as he reads this post.

People are terrible judges of their own bodies.
Unless you share your bare breasts with Aussie, we may never know.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'd say mine are the opposite.

In fact, I'll go you one better. My whole body looks far more amazing dressed than not.


I can feel @hotwords229_A rolling his eyes as he reads this post.

He’s not the only one who rolled their eyes!

People are terrible judges of their own bodies.
Unless you share your bare breasts with Aussie, we may never know.

I’ve covered my bases on this one already

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’ve covered my bases on this one already

Oh, no!

I've had some brain damage and can't remember. You may need to remind me

 

[Endless_Night]

People are terrible judges of their own bodies.

He’s not the only one who rolled their eyes!

Or, it could just be true?

I'm not denigrating myself.

Surely you had the experience where you've seen someone who gave you the impression of being, say, on the dumpy side, or too thin. Then later see them in a bathing suit or some other state of semi undress and go: Whoa.

Maybe the clothes required for work (or wherever) aren't flattering to their shape, or maybe clothes in general aren't built to show their body type at its best.

The opposite can also be true. My body is built for clothes. They showcase all its strengths. Nude doesn't make the villagers grab pitchforks* or anything, but it's not impressive as clothed.

*note how I worked in that Halloween reference.

 

[Endless_Night]

Unless you share your bare breasts with Aussie, we may never know.

I’ve covered my bases on this one already

I've had some brain damage and can't remember. You may need to remind me

Ummmm, yeah. The three of you teaming up isn't terrifying at all.



Totally terrifying.

 

[hotwords229_A]

note how I worked in that Halloween reference.

Appreciated.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Oh, no!

I've had some brain damage and can't remember. You may need to remind me

Just for you, I posted a Halloween themed pic

Ummmm, yeah. The three of you teaming up isn't terrifying at all.



Totally terrifying.

To be fair, I wasn’t even teasing you this time! I was just clarifying that I have flashed Aussie already. She’s even seen nipples

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Just for you, I posted a Halloween themed pic


To be fair, I wasn’t even teasing you this time! I was just clarifying that I have flashed Aussie already. She’s even seen nipples

Don't make me go search, woman

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I love being a guy. I buy a bag of socks and a bag of underwear. Easy!

Do you waste money on underwear? It just gets in the way

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Don't make me go search, woman

Such a pillow princess

Enny warning: cleavage, but PG13

 

[Endless_Night]

To be fair, I wasn’t even teasing you this time! I was just clarifying that I have flashed Aussie already. She’s even seen nipples

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

Unlike Aussie, my brain damage is just natural.

 

[Endless_Night]

Such a pillow princess

Enny warning: cleavage, but PG13

Oh! *big eyes*

1) Impressive!
2) I clicked my first emoji pic!!
3) Thank you for the Enny PG13 tag.