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[hotwords229_A]

Or at my aunt's cabin in a nudist colony. A little factoid she did not mention until I arrived.

She is evil natured.

We should probably hear more about this story.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

We should probably hear more about this story.

Yes! @Endless_Night & the Nudist Colony sounds like a delightful story

 

[Endless_Night]

Eh. Just imagine me beyond appalled when her eighty-year-old neighbor wandered by to invite us to a barbecue. I feigned illness and refused to leave the cabin until I could manage a bolt.

#desperatetimes

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

 

[hotwords229_A]

. . . refused to leave the cabin until I could manage a bolt.

Is that what you call it?

 

[Endless_Night]

Is that what you call it?

I suspect we use the word in two entirely different ways.



But I've no doubt we are both wildly proficient with our particular definitions.

 

[Lord Pmann]

They make tape for your body. Think about those chicks that wear the dresses that barely cover the nips

I’m way ahead of you, pal.

It’s a good read for *you knowing*

Is that Enny’s way of saying she’s masturbating?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Is that Enny’s way of saying she’s masturbating?

Probably in the bath tub in front of the mirror

 

[Endless_Night]

Is that Enny’s way of saying she’s masturbating?

Masturbations is a solo activity. So, no.

 

[Endless_Night]

Probably in the bath tub in front of the mirror

SO RUDE!!!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

SO RUDE!!!

You do not disappoint, Enny!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I also think I’ve earned some restraint points as I thought of that as soon as I read your comment, but was not going to make an Enny masturbation joke and send you into hiding again.

But once it’s already out there…

 

[Endless_Night]

I also think I’ve earned some restraint points as I thought of that as soon as I read your comment, but was not going to make an Enny masturbation joke and send you into hiding again.

No. No, you have not.

But once it’s already out there…

*raises eyebrow*

So you're saying it's Pmann's fault? I mean, normally I'm all on board with that, but . . . .


There is just no living this incident down.

#embarrassedforever

 

[LadyLascivious1]

So you're saying it's Pmann's fault?

Yes, everything is his fault. Always!

 

[Lord Pmann]

So you're saying it's Pmann's fault? I mean, normally I'm all on board with that, but . . . .


There is just no living this incident down.

#embarrassedforever

Yes, everything is his fault. Always!

I suppose that, among the things for which I get blamed, having Enny masturbate in front of a mirror in the tub is one of the better ones. I suppose I am inspiring for some good *you knows*.

 

[Endless_Night]

I suppose that, among the things for which I get blamed, having Enny masturbate in front of a mirror in the tub is one of the better ones. I suppose I am inspiring for some good *you knows*.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yes, everything is his fault. Always!

Rumor has it he's the reason global warming exists

 

[Lord Pmann]

Rumor has it he's the reason global warming exists

Because I’m so hot?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Because I’m so hot?

Or because you create a lot of hot air?

 

[Endless_Night]

Because I’m so hot?

Or because you create a lot of hot air?

I tried to come up with something to add to this witty little repartee, but -

I got nothing.

This is terrible.

*settles in to wait for someone more clever comes along*

 

[Endless_Night]

No-one clever has come along, so I am going to take a bath.

A BATH

With no mirror and no extra e. Only candles, rice water, a lush bath bomb, and a frigid glass of sparkling water.

Bite me.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

No-one clever has come along, so I am going to take a bath.

A BATH

With no mirror and no extra e. Only candles, rice water, a lush bath bomb, and a frigid glass of sparkling water.

Bite me.

Um, that sounds like an invitation

 

[Endless_Night]

Um, that sounds like an invitation

Well, sure, if you gotten here while I was still in the tub.

I am cleeeeeeean.

And I smell nice.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Well, sure, if you gotten here while I was still in the tub.

I am cleeeeeeean.

And I smell nice.

It seems like such a small, normal thing but that feeling after a shower/bath when you are all fresh and smell amazing and put on clean pjs and crawl into bed… glorious every time!

 

[Endless_Night]

It seems like such a small, normal thing but that feeling after a shower/bath when you are all fresh and smell amazing and put on clean pjs and crawl into bed… glorious every time!

And the time in the dark, with only the candles for light, and the silence, and the scent from the bath bomb. So soothing.

 

[Bbl87]

I also think I’ve earned some restraint points

I mean, I can help you out with some restraints...

Ohhhhhh, not what you meant.