Cock Talk

[Bbl87]

Though watching with Musey would be fun I'm sure.

Second only to producing!

 

[GallantWriter]

Second only to producing!

Hah now that would be the dream.

 

[Endless_Night]

You need me to?

Oh, I scampered. In haste.

I was simply not prepared, on the fly, to see you JOI @hotwords229_A publicly in the thread.

(I need to be prepared for these things. You know, like a few weeks advance warning. )

Of course, coming in today, all trepidatious like, pillow clutched, to see what had happened -

NOTHING HAPPENED

It seems I misread. You said record, not in thread.

Entirely irrationally, I find myself a tad disappointed.

 

[hotwords229_A]

anal just off the top of my head...

How do you do anal off the top of your head? Sounds kinky!

I’m going to lean toward informational. If you dont know anything, it’s good to get some vague pointers

I haven’t spent a lot of time in the genre, but they don’t seem very informational. Mostly just a bad acting pornstar whispering things like “jerk it for me, I want you to come for me”, etc. with as little enthusiasm as possible. She’s usually topless though, so it isn’t without merit.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was simply not prepared, on the fly, to see you JOI @hotwords229_A publicly in the thread.

That makes one of us.

 

[Endless_Night]

That makes one of us.

I mean, you could certainly stand to be told what to do.

And @aussiegeekygal certainly seems like the gal to deliver.

 

[MedicalMuse]

How do you do anal off the top of your head? Sounds kinky!

I’d like a video.

I haven’t spent a lot of time in the genre, but they don’t seem very informational. Mostly just a bad acting pornstar whispering things like “jerk it for me, I want you to come for me”, etc. with as little enthusiasm as possible. She’s usually topless though, so it isn’t without merit.

Listen, I’ve given instructions and enjoyed it.

It sounds…. Like it would be hard to get off to.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean, you could certainly stand to be told what to do.

And @aussiegeekygal certainly seems like the gal to deliver.

It was standing and waiting to be told what to do.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’d like a video.

Listen, I’ve given instructions and enjoyed it.

It sounds…. Like it would be hard to get off to.

In your case, I bet he got off hard to it.

 

[Endless_Night]

It was standing and waiting to be told what to do.

I cannot believe you said that!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I cannot believe you said that!

I was simply interpreting what it couldn’t say.

 

[Bbl87]

Listen, I’ve given instructions and enjoyed it.

I mean, I'd have no choice but to listen to you given the opportunity.

 

[Endless_Night]

I was simply interpreting what it couldn’t say.

This whole the appendage is its own (albeit mute) entity thing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This whole the appendage is it's own (albeit mute) entity thing.

It’s like having a muppet in your pants.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s like having a muppet in your pants.

Dear Lord.

 

[Bbl87]

Dear Lord.

I mean, if you had one, you'd understand. They really do have a mind of their own.

 

[GallantWriter]

It’s like having a muppet in your pants.

Honestly not completely off the mark

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean, if you had one, you'd understand. They really do have a mind of their own.

Oh, I thought the whole point was they did have a mind of their own.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, I thought the whole point was they did have a mind of their own.

And an unstoppable enthusiasm!

 

[Bbl87]

Oh, I thought the whole point was they did have a mind of their own.

Oh, I beat you on the edit! My autocorrect tried to get me, but I'm faster!

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, I beat you on the edit! My autocorrect tried to get me, but I'm faster!

For a minute there the world spun as you destroyed all my learned experience.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean, if you had one, you'd understand. They really do have a mind of their own.

This reminds me of the Pete Holms bit on his dick having it's own ideas, "Let's go to the beach & leer!"

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’d like a video.

Listen, I’ve given instructions and enjoyed it.

It sounds…. Like it would be hard to get off to.

wait...you have given instructions?

 

[MedicalMuse]

wait...you have given instructions?

Yep

 

[GallantWriter]

Yep

Wouldn't have guessed. I'm sure they were marvelous directions.