Cock Talk

[cactusjack0584]

Okay, I feel bad for laughing at that one.

But I did.

Never feel bad about laughing at a dad joke. People bash them but I love them!

 

[AlpineFresco]

Oh wow, it's like the old joke,

"My girlfriend, she's smoking!"
"Then for god's sake, man, get some lube!"

 

[SassySheDevil]

Fair.
Old lit was all about the thrill of the chase. Culturally, you had to be there to see it and be willing to put the work in to find those tasty morsels sprinkled around.

I liked that atmosphere a lot. There was a magic to it all.

Yeah I miss a lot of old lit.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I’m assuming some people don’t have time to sort through 458 pages to find their dream penis… or whatever this thread is used for?

Luckily, Hotwords was kind enough to give himself away.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Someone should make a index for simplicity

Oh and most people don't leave their pics up. They like to tease you with it. Then pull it after 5 minutes.

 

[Apisto42]

Now it just occurred to me that I don’t need to buy a protractor I can just use this!

But it raises certain questions, like, I suppose one would hold it at the base of the penis, but do you go by the number near the top, middle or bottom of the shaft? Those will give significantly different readings.

I’m thinking the middle is probably correct, but I could be wrong.

Any thoughts?

We need to establish a precise procedure for this otherwise we will all have different results. Much like how we measure our cock length differently to give us the number we want rather than the one that’s correct.

That’s how I achieved my 12.5” cock.

Way behind, and I’ll never catch up, but this did remind me that when I was … youngish, I wondered if I had caused the curve from all the jerking off. Doesn’t seem to be the case from the, albeit limited, research I did on the matter. Makes me wonder what AI would say about it.

 

[Apisto42]

Oh and most people don't leave their pics up. They like to tease you with it. Then pull it after 5 minutes.

I like to give a few good minutes, then pull out, then give it deep again. Helps keep the interest up.

Wait, what are talking about?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Way behind, and I’ll never catch up, but this did remind me that when I was … youngish, I wondered if I had caused the curve from all the jerking off. Doesn’t seem to be the case from the, albeit limited, research I did on the matter. Makes me wonder what AI would say about it.

So. Yesterday?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I like to give a few good minutes, then pull out, then give it deep again. Helps keep the interest up.

Wait, what are talking about?

That's always fun. Well unless you miss the mark and end up breaking your dick from going so fast.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Plus the whole ripped jeans things makes me imagine you and @deefalttwunnyfor were just getting ready for hot boy anal

What kind of hulk-type person is ripping jeans? And if not ripping, I don't want any blades or scissors anywhere near that part of my jeans!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

What kind of hulk-type person is ripping jeans? And if not ripping, I don't want any blades or scissors anywhere near that part of my jeans!

I don’t believe for a second that you’d complain if I tried to rip your clothes off

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don’t believe for a second that you’d complain if I tried to rip your clothes off

Of course I wouldn't!
I just don't think you have the strength to rip my jeans in half in the groin region. If you do, then... new kink unlocked

 

[LadyLascivious1]

You know, it was only THIS YEAR that I thought to ask to see expired photos

Or the unedited version

 

[Blueeyes4u100]

Take Her From Behind Barbie

If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?
Would you hire a sex worker?
Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?
Would you go to a Glory Hole?
Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?
Do a nude scene in a movie?
Try same-sex sex?
Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()
Take part in an orgy?
What did I miss?

1 No
2. Yes, and already did a long time ago when in Germany (red light district)
3. Yes
4. I don't see that happening
5. If it was a challenge, I would accept it
6. Yes
7. Um, yes
8. Never thought of that. yes
9. Definitely
Anything else

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Or the unedited version

It only took me ten years to learn that lesson

 

[hotwords229_A]

Of course I wouldn't!
I just don't think you have the strength to rip my jeans in half in the groin region. If you do, then... new kink unlocked

Sounds like a challenge!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sounds like a challenge!

Are you offering muscles?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Are you offering muscles?

I know I can rip his jeans open.

 

[Endless_Night]

Wow. I seem to have missed a fair amount in my couple of days thread hiatus.

 

[Neanderthal247]

I am scared to post, knowing @hotwords229_A is ripping guys jeans with his hands. I am too gentle for that behavior

 

[Endless_Night]

I am scared to post, knowing @hotwords229_A is ripping guys jeans with his hands. I am too gentle for that behavior

He's a brute.

At least, so I hear.

 

[Bbl87]

I don’t believe for a second that you’d complain if I tried to rip your clothes off

I mean, I can only speak for myself, but I sure as hell wouldn't.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Wow. I seem to have missed a fair amount in my couple of days thread hiatus.

I posted my ass, but took it down earlier today. So your radar is perfectly tuned!

 

[Bbl87]

I posted my ass, but took it down earlier today. So your radar is perfectly tuned!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Of course I wouldn't!
I just don't think you have the strength to rip my jeans in half in the groin region. If you do, then... new kink unlocked

You underestimate me!

I know I can rip his jeans open.

I’m going to need a demonstration…