Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

You underestimate me!


I’m going to need a demonstration…

Okay, sit down on his face and I’ll show you.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Okay, sit down on his face and I’ll show you.

That’s a deal I’m happy to make

 

[Endless_Night]

I posted my ass, but took it down earlier today. So your radar is perfectly tuned!

Okay, sit down on his face and I’ll show you.

That’s a deal I’m happy to make

 

[Endless_Night]

I need to get my fainting couch out of storage.

*goes to lie down*

 

[Lmizzler]

I need to get my fainting couch out of storage.

*goes to lie down*

I get the feeling that you really just need someone behind you at all times to catch you in the unlikely chance that you faint.

 

[Endless_Night]

I get the feeling that you really just need someone behind you at all times to catch you in the unlikely chance that you faint.

It might be more squinch my eyes shut and curl into a ball.

Potayto Potahto.

Squinch couch just doesn't have the same ring.

 

[Endless_Night]

Alright, Muscles.

*taps foot*

Seems like it's about time for a question.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ho Tell

So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?
Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?
Do hotels make you horny?
Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?
Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?
Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?
Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?
What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

 

[Endless_Night]

So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming.

* * *

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?
I've stayed alone.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?
I . . . can't recall a time.

Do hotels make you horny?
Errr, why would they do that?

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets -
I.
Am.
Now.


- or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?
No. No, I do not.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?
I mean, I have one of those at home, so -

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?
I leave them open. (If not on the first floor.)

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?
Gah! No!

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?
Uhhhhhh. I am drawing a blank.

So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming.

Now, back to the real question. How did this affect your sleep?! I would have been so embarrassed.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?
By myself quite a bit when I traveled for work
Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?
Most times yes
Do hotels make you horny?
Not really
Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?
I have really never thought about it
Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?
Define "make use of"
Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?
Close them on the first floor leave them open on the higher floors
Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?
Nope
What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?
None really other than masturbating and watching their porno movies

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Ho Tell

So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Of course, I’ve stayed in a hotel room alone.

Wait, are there people who haven’t?!

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Frequently

Do hotels make you horny?

Not particularly, but my brain travels with me and she’s a horny one.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

I do my best not to think about it too much. And to only stay at nice and cleanly hotels.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Only a brief glance as I walk out the door.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

Open and don’t think twice about it.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

I’ve had them walk in to clean when I hadn’t left the room yet, but they’ve never interpreted anything.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

Sooooo many

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Now, back to the real question. How did this affect your sleep?! I would have been so embarrassed turned on!

FIFY

 

[hotwords229_A]

Now, back to the real question. How did this affect your sleep?! I would have been so embarrassed.

Well, I couldn’t sleep on my stomach that’s for sure!

I have really never thought about it

Really?! That’s the first thing I think about when I rest my head on the pillow.

Frequently

Where were you Saturday night at around 3am?

And to only stay at nice and cleanly hotels.

Now, do you really think the nice and clean hotels don’t attract the most depraved perverts?
Those are where it gets freaky the most!

 

[Endless_Night]

FIFY

Ha haha ha.

*said from under the bed clutching a blanket*

Where were you Saturday night at around 3am?

 

[SixShooter14]

Ho Tell

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Almost always alone

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Yes, of course

Do hotels make you horny?

No more than normal

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

Not really, unless there's evidence still in the room

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Yes, I enjoy having the big mirrors

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

I usually don't care, but do close them if I want it to be dark or if there's a bad streetlight

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

Nope

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

Umm, just normal sexy times. But we did make good use of the large handicap accessible shower and big bathroom mirror.

 

[Cogan]

Ho Tell

So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Both. Alone when travel at work and with mrs on vacation.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

It happens......

Do hotels make you horny?

Not always. But mostly on vacation.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

No.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Guilty on some vacation trip.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

It's not a thing I think about.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

No.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

A hole afternoon naked and playing before dinner.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not really, unless there's evidence still in the room

. . . . . .

 

[Sgts19]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?
Stayed in hotels many times when traveling for business
Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?
Something about a hotel I always got off
Do hotels make you horny?
See above answer
Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?
I'm so tired after travel and jerking off that I crawl in bed and fall right to sleep
Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?
Most times in front of the bathroom mirror
Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?
I pay no attention to what others might see, most of us are perverts and look
Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?
Was on vacation with my wife and she was kneeling on the bed as I was behind fucking her. The girl opened the door walked into the room and looked up at us, she didn't stick around long
What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?
3some and the bed broke, little blindfold and bondage stuff, I was tied naked to a chair and blindfolded while my friend fucked my wife and a million other things

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ho Tell



So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

I’ve been by myself and with others

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Sometimes

Do hotels make you horny?

Not necessarily. But being alone and having opportunity without interruption is always a bonus.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

I staying pretty swanky places, so I don’t worry so much about that.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Yes

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

Leave them open

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

Nope

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

So many. Once we had a couple swap in a hotel room. That was different and fun

 

[sallysparrow23]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?
I travel for work a few times a year on my own.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?
Yes, frequently.

Do hotels make you horny?
The building itself, no lol. There are aspects of them that make them fun though.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?
I try not to think about it, as I cum all over the sheets.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?
Oh hell yes.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally
I will leave them open until I go to sleep.


Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?
No

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

There are many lol. Many years ago we had a couple swap. I've been pressed up against the windows during sex. Lots of fun solo play... I had a shower with a bench seat and hand held shower head which made my evenings after work a lot of fun... We've been told on before for being too loud, by neighboring guests. The list is long lol.

 

[Cogan]

So many. Once we had a couple swap in a hotel room. That was different and fun

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

There are many lol. Many years ago we had a couple swap. I've been pressed up against the windows during sex. Lots of fun solo play... I had a shower with a bench seat and hand held shower head which made my evenings after work a lot of fun... We've been told on before for being too loud, by neighboring guests. The list is long lol.

 

[Terrylipstick]

Ho Tell

So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

I was in a hotel room one night and could hear two guys fucking the shit out of a woman in the next room. She was having the time of her life

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

If it’s a trip, by myself. If it’s a sex hookup… well,… more than just me

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Constantly

Do hotels make you horny?

Yes

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

Not at all.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Not especially

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

Closed if there is a walkway in front of the windows, but if I’m 4 or more stories up I leave them open. I’ve sucked cock in front of the windows and leaned naked and stroked in front of the window

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

No, but I did walk out of a hotel room after getting fucked hard and loud, and run into the hotel maid on my. Way out of the room. She looked at me and knew what I’d been subjected to

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

Multiple bottoming experiences, several three ways, cross dressing for admirers…. Just a lot of gay sex …. But nowhere near enough

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Ho Tell

So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

Had a very similar experience myself. More than once actually.

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Oh yeah, stayed in olenty of hotels both by myself or with a partner/date.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Why yes I do.

Do hotels make you horny?

Not specifically. But I do feel very relaxed a good deal of the time. And relaxation can lead to happy thoughts of a sexual nature.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

They wash that stuff daily. Aint sweatin it. Also thats good news for whoever gets my sheets next.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Oh yes.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

Usually closed. Not like the view of the parking lot is amazing.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

I have not actually. I'd make it funny by not stopping ehatever I was doing.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

Fuggin. Lots of fuggin.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

of course.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

of course

Do hotels make you horny?

of course

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

not put off. I have the faith.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally

open. And if i can people watch, the better.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

 nope

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

the usual.

solo sex, great sex, bad sex,

 

[hotwords229_A]

I staying pretty swanky places, so I don’t worry so much about that.

Again I say, the swankier the wankier.