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I like to keep you all on your toes...![]()
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Oooh, can I book in for the next one then?![]()
That sounds like a great topic of conversation. I want me a pair of those too![]()
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They're a grubby bunch.*hugs and twirls Morri*
Can I book a tour of your house too? I know the garden is lovely.


Funny, that's not the impression I got.........![]()


Evening gorg traitors![]()
Any clues for lil ole me?![]()




Evening gorg traitors![]()
Any clues for lil ole me?![]()

*hugs Essa as we bounce on the sofa* Yay you're here
Erm I think it's a big thing in the pic![]()


Hi {{Essa}}![]()
She gives clues?!![]()


)Afternoon Traitors
I shall try Victoria Falls
(sans Sheep)
*hugglebounces morri and breaks a spring*
sorry![]()
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Erm, the thing in the pic looks like a windscreen going through a car wash...
That's my final official answer![]()

Afternoon Traitors
I shall try Victoria Falls
(sans Sheep)
I want to play in the car wash...............just perfect for today![]()
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Oh extra soapy, cos I'm very dirty![]()
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Filthy bitch
I told you to leave them policemen's helmets alone![]()
At least until I got there
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I couldn't resist 
They were just begging to be knocked offI couldn't resist
Promise I'll hold one down for you next time![]()

You must resist woman
How the hell are we supposed to flash them and be arrested if they haven't got their helmets on?
You know a policeman can't arrest you if he isn't wearing one....Or did I just make that up?![]()

Well I was hoping for a spank before we were locked in the cells for the night
You never make stuff up. You're like the newspaper, if they print it it's true![]()

I'm sure they'd oblige with their truncheons
Yep, I'm the news of the world me, always getting sued for printing crap![]()



I hope they have big truncheons in Derby
*sigh* and now I have to go trouser rummaging and look for truncheon meat
Catch you later![]()

They have ginormous truncheons in Derby
Hey, I wanna come and look for truncheon meat with you
Damn, save me a wee nibble?
Have fun sweets![]()
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I'm on my way now
Well I found something to nibble on...................and you know I'll share![]()
