Not as much as I almost missed you this week, where the fuck have you been, bitch?
I had to resort to being bitchy to myself as you weren't around.....
I've been a lil bit of here, there and everywhere, just not here or there or in fact anywhere
You know that thing when you're born called life? It got in my way
Never fear I'm back for you to bitch at, make sure they're good ones you fucking whore pigswilling tart
Well that sounds pretty damned boring....
You should have kicked it in the balls and told it to fuck off.
Nah, I can't be arsed at the moment, I used all my good ones while you were away..
I tried but it kept coming back
On who???
I demand to know who has taken my place so quickly? *sobs very, very dramatically*
I thought I meant more to you than that
You obviously didn't kick hard enough
On me, don't you bloody read my posts, you dozy bitch?
*kicks Lm really, really hard*
Oops you meant life, never mind it's done now
Double oops...Why the hell would I read your back posts? You haven't given me that function that you promised me yet
Ow! You bitch! *hits Essa over the head with a 2x4*
I meant the posts that I've posted since I started talking to you, lazy, dozy goober....
And I've already told you, I changed all the links once I found out Kylan was abusing them to get the answers...
Ow...That hurt...*puts hand to head feels a wet patch of blood and flings it into Lm's mouth*
Well you should have made yourself more clearer then shouldn't you?
Was there a clue?
What abuse of links could you possibly be on about?
Oh fuck, Essas AV combined with LMs and I havna a fucking clue
Concentrate, Morri.....concentrate....
I can't stop thinking about luscuios thighs............................
That WASN'T what I wanted you to concentrate on...
Oh shit, I thought you'd gone.....
I forgot I was on here
You're fault entirely...Stop making new threads
I forgot I was on here
You're fault entirely...Stop making new threads
It's ok, we forget you're on here all the time..
Nope, I shan't. So ner.
Nobody else will put up with me
I think I just scared someone away from your new thread too
It wasn't my fault, honest guv
Well why do you think I want to put up with you??
What, did you try and have sex with them or something?
You don't, I just keep annoying you
I tried but the King was having none of it, damn...Doesn't he know who I am?
You know that thing when you're born called life? It got in my way
...you fucking whore pigswilling tart
You should have kicked it in the balls and told it to fuck off.
I tried but it kept coming back
I thought I meant more to you than that
You obviously didn't kick hard enough
On me, don't you bloody read my posts, you dozy bitch?
*kicks Lm really, really hard*
Oops you meant life, never mind it's done now
Ow! You bitch! *hits Essa over the head with a 2x4*
I meant the posts that I've posted since I started talking to you, lazy, dozy goober....
