Conventional Winter Story Ideas

[sirhugs]

Personally, I find "Xmas" annoying, don't know why. Though I'm a Christian, I'm not dogmatic.

But that leads to today's idea, a title in search of a story:

"Putting the 'Ex' into Xmas"

 

[Texguy84]

Personally, I find "Xmas" annoying, don't know why. Though I'm a Christian, I'm not dogmatic.

But that leads to today's idea, a title in search of a story:

"Putting the 'Ex' into Xmas"

Husband walks out into the living room and catches Mommy Fucking Santa Claus? (underneath the missletoe last night....)

From what I've read, "Xmas" comes from the old Greek custom of using X as a shorthand for Christ. I'm not sure WHY they did this, perhaps they just had a lot of stuff to write and wanted to save some time.

 

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Well there is always the loving wife that is actually a loving wife, especially on christmas day.

What I am thinking, wife can't get hubby super bowl tickets or something equally stupid guy wish thing So she wraps herself in red cellophane, with a big red bow and is her husbands christmas gift.

Ok, now what i am actually thinking of, she gets hubby some spectacular gift, maybe an off road truck, so can't think of the name, but that big truck that is basically a tall station wagon. She leaves arrows pointing outside to the truck, there is a big red bow on the truck, and she is in the back of the truck wearing a matching red bow and nothing else.

Alternate thought, she hires a call girl and he finds them both wearing red bows. One of those he always wanted to do a threesome with another woman things.

Course can turn that around, and he is downstairs with a gigolo both wearing a red bow, she wanted to do a threesome with another guy.

Traveling along on the same christmas line, guy gives himself as a present to his best friend who is gay. Or a woman gives herself to her best friend who is gay, or lesbian for the easily confused.

Course can also do the same thing except it's a man or a woman giving themselves as a present to a friend of the opposite sex, wearing a red bow and nothing else is always fun.

For the incest minded, daughter gives herself to mom or dad, or both as a present because she can't find anything to give them. Ditto for a son.

Of course, if you want to go past christmas, new years is ripe for the picking, can basically do any of the above, besides the present part anyway.

There also is the grand orgy thought, works well for christmas or new years. So with incest, the whole clan is home for the holidays and they have a tad to much to drink and screw each other unconcious. Works for new years to same way. if you don't want incest, still easily done, christmas to, for christmas it's an apartment complex, they have a christmas day party with all the residents who are home invited. Say you get 8 guys and 8 women, they get sloshed and start the screwing. Also can have a couple getting hot and heavy in the closet, get discovered but don't stop, the rest can't stop themselves and pair up for some heavy of their own.

 

[Athena_e19]

Dirty old Santa Claus.....

How about our precious Saint Nick taking advantage of Christmas eve celebrations. After a mom and dad have set out the presents, mom goes upstairs to change into her special Mrs. Claus outfit. To her surprise, her husband comes up wearing a very good looking Santa Claus costume. The man she assumes is her husband takes advantage of her offerings, then heads downstairs. She waits for a bit and goes down to figure out where her husband went. To her surprise, she finds her husband unconscious beneath the Christmas tree and tied up, his costume obviously not the one she had just seen in the bedroom. Her husband tells her that a man came down the chimney and clocked him with a lump of coal. Thats all he can remember.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

lol That's a cute twist, Athena.

 

[Athena_e19]

Who would you tell if you got banged by Santa Claus? The husband would be pissed she had sex with some guy, and she would likely be called insane if she reported it...

But that could be a good twist.... She does report it and then come to find out that hundreds of women had the same experience on Christmas eve.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Santa's Christmas Capers

 

[BedtimeStories77]

P. S.

If enough authors get the ball going fast enough, it would be a great chain series.


Or, another "side contest" thingy like we tried before on this board.

 

[Athena_e19]

How does the chain story concept get put into action? I have never really been involved in one, despite lurking around in the background for almost five years now.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Okay, since this Santa tale is your idea, say you write chapter one. (I'll use my title idea as an example. ) So, you write Santa's Christmas Capers Ch 1. Say Sirhugs says "this idea is awesome!" so he writes Santa's Christmas Capers Ch 2. Texguy says "count me in" and writes Ch 3. And so on.

Most of the time, in chain stories (I think both the "Survivor Contest" board and Author's Hangout will have threads) authors share their ideas for the tale in a thread. Like, if everyone agrees they're writing about a NEW woman that Santa visits/does. Or if everyone agrees to follow the saga of one woman when she tries to tell her husband or goes to the cops. (Maybe Santa "stalks" her and keeps visiting? etc.)

Then, everyone involved would submit their chapter to the Chain Stories category.

 

[Athena_e19]

Can the chapters be posted progressively to the Chain Category? Or do they need to be posted within a certain time frame?

Is there any interest in writing a Santa's Capers?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

They would most likely be progressive submissions. (Like, the second person would not post theirs until yours was submitted, even if they were done early.)

It's best to see how many authors want to do it, first. (Maybe posting an extra thread in both Author's Hangout and the Survivor Contest area for more author exposure.) I'm sure, if there was a large gap between chapters you may lose readership.

I think it'll be a great tale. I already have a Christmas story in the works. (Maybe an "anniversary one" based on my wishes for my first wedding anniversary. And my Muse is creating a second Christmas tale deadline for me. Perhaps I could pick up a later chapter in this then?)

 

[only_more_so]

Husband walks out into the living room and catches Mommy Fucking Santa Claus? (underneath the missletoe last night....)

From what I've read, "Xmas" comes from the old Greek custom of using X as a shorthand for Christ. I'm not sure WHY they did this, perhaps they just had a lot of stuff to write and wanted to save some time.

They used it for as shorthand for Christ because they could be executed for being Christian. Also what we write as X they call the letter "chi" (pronounced kind of like kai). So it had a double meaning of being reminsent of the cross and being the first letter of Christ.

Now it is used primarily to shorten the word Christmas for advertising purposes, but also so that people don't have to say Christ to refer to the season. So what started as a religious abbreviation has been perverted into an anti-religious abbreviation.

Anyway, my contribution to the thread... Surely there has to be a good story to be made from "Spreading the Christmas Cheer". The totally odd idea that came to my head was a woman who was "cursed" for behaving lewdly on Christmas. From that year on, anytime she spread her legs a loud cheering sound would come from her pussy. Or maybe it would be catcalls and such. So if she is sitting at a restaraunt and opens her legs too wide, a cheering erupts attracting everyone's attention.

 

[Texguy84]

Now it is used primarily to shorten the word Christmas for advertising purposes, but also so that people don't have to say Christ to refer to the season. So what started as a religious abbreviation has been perverted into an anti-religious abbreviation.

I dunno, it would depend on who uses it, and more importantly, how it's used. I can see a highly religious person to use "Xmas" to refer to the commercial season and such, and "Christmas" to refer specifically to the religious event. Sort of an interesting sort of doublethink, but possible.

 

[Athena_e19]

Maybe everyone could have sex.

 

[Athena_e19]

The thread line was turning to boring semantics so I decided to throw in a little spice.

Would a reindeer sex story get the boot, since they are technically magical reindeer? I mean, they've allowed animals that are representative of gods and creatures with almost no variance from their real form....

What if, back to the Santa's Christmas Capers, he is auditioning for a new Mrs. Claus. The old one died or just doesn't get it going for him, so he is replacing her. The new woman would get near immortality, a fairy tale life and the opportunity to do something good- Santa!

 

[only_more_so]

The thread line was turning to boring semantics so I decided to throw in a little spice.

Would a reindeer sex story get the boot, since they are technically magical reindeer? I mean, they've allowed animals that are representative of gods and creatures with almost no variance from their real form....

What if, back to the Santa's Christmas Capers, he is auditioning for a new Mrs. Claus. The old one died or just doesn't get it going for him, so he is replacing her. The new woman would get near immortality, a fairy tale life and the opportunity to do something good- Santa!

Boring Semantics!?!? I am wounded to the quick. Woe is me.

I'm thinking a reindeer story would get the boot unless they were clearly sentient. Like if they talked and such. Something to make them clearly non-animals.

So would Santa have try-outs? Maybe he advertises on TV that he is looking for a new Mrs. Claus. Anyone interested in applying should wait for him under the tree?

 

[Athena_e19]

I think Santa Claus advertising on TV would be hilarious....

This is your mythological Father Christmas speaking. If you are young, horny, and attractive, I will be holding tryouts beneath the Christmas tree in your home, this Christmas Eve. The winner will be awarded an all expense paid trip to the North Pole for the next four hundred years and a limitless supply of toys, candy, and little people.

 

[sirhugs]

I tried to start my Santa robbery story, but stalled.

I might need a new idea.

or might be blocked.

 

[sirhugs]

Office coworkers snowed in by a storm find comfort and share body heat.....

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Office coworkers snowed in by a storm find comfort and share body heat.....

This could be a neat story. Work-a-holics, or someone new to the company that wasn't lucky enough to get out of work, could be at the office on Christmas Eve. Maybe people who are enemies or simply don't like each other? Simply people from different walks of life? Someone they'd never expect to be with...

 

[sirhugs]

This could be a neat story. Work-a-holics, or someone new to the company that wasn't lucky enough to get out of work, could be at the office on Christmas Eve. Maybe people who are enemies or simply don't like each other? Simply people from different walks of life? Someone they'd never expect to be with...

you could twist it many ways....First Time or Mature of course, but BDSM (tied up in the closet) is a possibility. Or Incest, if its a family business?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

you could twist it many ways....First Time or Mature of course, but BDSM (tied up in the closet) is a possibility. Or Incest, if its a family business?

Of course, any basic plot can be twisted any of these ways. I kind of like the idea of "unlikely people hooking up". (Be it two people who hate each other, from different walks of life, or whatever else is possible.)

Maybe fear of being snowed in and/or the growing cold inside the building (because the heat is turned down some in the off hours?) causes the two to huddle together...

 

[sirhugs]

Of course, any basic plot can be twisted any of these ways. I kind of like the idea of "unlikely people hooking up". (Be it two people who hate each other, from different walks of life, or whatever else is possible.)

Maybe fear of being snowed in and/or the growing cold inside the building (because the heat is turned down some in the off hours?) causes the two to huddle together...

about twice a winter here we get storms which shut down all the roads- if you don't get home before the worst of it, fuggedaboutit.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

about twice a winter here we get storms which shut down all the roads- if you don't get home before the worst of it, fuggedaboutit.

...and fuckyoursnowinmate.