Conventional Winter Story Ideas

[Jenny_Jackson]

Does a drunken orgy in Bethleham in a barn around 2 BC seem kinda sacreligious to anyone?

What about a blow job at the last supper??

 

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Does a drunken orgy in Bethleham in a barn around 2 BC seem kinda sacreligious to anyone?

What about a blow job at the last supper??

as long as Peter does not deny Jesus that....

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Does a drunken orgy in Bethleham in a barn around 2 BC seem kinda sacreligious to anyone?

as long as Peter does not deny Jesus that....

According to Christian Mythology, Jesus wasn't alive in 2 BC.

 

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According to Christian Mythology, Jesus wasn't alive in 2 BC.

I meant the bj at the Last Supper....

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Got'cha.

 

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Got'cha.

but that's more an easter than a Winter theme...

the idea of the Virgin mother suddenly becoming slutty just after the birth is bound to offend, intriguingly.......

 

[BedtimeStories77]

the idea of the Virgin mother suddenly becoming slutty just after the birth is bound to offend, intriguingly.......

She was a slut before the birth, too. Joseph was a step-dad.

 

[Athena_e19]

I am not sure that you get to earn the title "slut" for being artificially inseminated by the creator of the Universe.... For some reason, I don't see many of us saying no.....

 

[BedtimeStories77]

I am not sure that you get to earn the title "slut" for being artificially inseminated by the creator of the Universe.... For some reason, I don't see many of us saying no.....

Who said it was artificial? She cheated on Joseph. She's a slut. lol

 

[BedtimeStories77]

A New Orleans Christmas, Part I has been added to Lit. (Link in sig line.) Does anyone know if Lit "defaults" multipart stories to read "Ch. 01", etc? I wrote "Part I" but I see it was changed on me!

At any rate, read and vote! lol

 

[Athena_e19]

Yeah-

Lit does edit the chapter/part header. If I have run out of letters in the title I can always cheat on the Ch. 01 and Literotica will correct it for me. Teehee.

 

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I've actually never seen a story about sexual healing after a guy falls off the ladder putting up the lights and is forced to spend the holidays in traction.....

 

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anybody got time to knock off a quickie James Bond fanfic Winter tale?

 

[only_more_so]

The Nutcracker...

Well, not the nutcracking part, but the part where the toys come alive. Maybe the girl (18 of course) gets her very first dildo. She falls asleep and she and the dildo are dancing around.

Maybe instead of sugar plum fairies there are cherry pie fairies.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Just a post to say that I have A New Orleans Christmas, part one and two, up as well as a little something more for the Winter Holiday contest! Links to all three in my sig line.

 

[only_more_so]

I just wanted to plug my new story. This is actually my first submission for a contest, so I am kind of excited. It's called What a way to spend Christmas Eve , and is about a couple who get locked out of their house in a blizzard after hot tubing. I'd love to know what you think.

 

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my story made it , after several detours....see the link below