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Hiya sassy...I love everything about Halloween...it brings out the kid in me...
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Ruminator...you're a man after my own heart...
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Cookie I'm not signing in with that guy behind the desk..
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rosylady said:Cookie I'm not signing in with that guy behind the desk..
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You no like the name of the book?
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um no...hey did anyone see this guy?
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These are supposedly the "Top Ten Horror Films"...my list is different...how about yours?
1.) "Poltergeist" (1982)
A very scary film, with an excruciating climactic final scene taking place in a muddy pit full of decomposed corpses. They're heeere!
2.) "Alien" (1979)
In my opinion, this movie has one of the most frightening alien monsters ever created. Sigourney Weaver is a great heroine, smashing the mold of the helpless damsals in distress of traditional gothic horror films.
3.) "Psycho" (1960)
Hitchcock might not be happy to hear that he started the slasher flick craze, but this is still his most popular film, and one which influenced generations of filmmakers.
4.) "Frankenstein" (1931)
The acknowledged king of horror films may look somewhat cliched today, but it created most of those cliches.
5.) "The Exorcist" (1973)
Chosen by TV Guide as the scariest movie of all time. The religious element made it a big draw in the mid-seventies. Still capable of making you jump out of your seat.
6.) "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" (1956)
When I was a kid, this was the first horror/sci-fi film that I was forbidden to see (probably had something to do with the word "body" in the title). The 1978 remake wasn't bad, either. They're here already!
7.) "Night of the Living Dead" (1968)
George Romero's seminal but low-budget 1968 zombie flick is still about as scary as they get, because in spite of the black and white, it looks real. The 1978 sequel might have been more polished, but this was the first.
8.) "Dracula" (1931)
Bela Lugosi's signature performance as the great vampire may not necessarily be the scariest vampire movie ever filmed, but it (along with "Nosferatu") influenced all the others that followed.
9.) "The Haunting" (1963)
One of the greatest of all haunted house movies makes its point without ever really showing us a ghost. Avoid the recent remake except for comparison purposes. It ain't the same thing at all.
10.) "The Wolf Man" (1941)
One of a handful of the most remarkable horror films, in spite of some occasional creakiness due to age. Lon Chaney, Jr.'s best-known role. The rest of the cast is excellent, as well.
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1.) "Poltergeist" (1982)
A very scary film, with an excruciating climactic final scene taking place in a muddy pit full of decomposed corpses. They're heeere!
2.) "Alien" (1979)
In my opinion, this movie has one of the most frightening alien monsters ever created. Sigourney Weaver is a great heroine, smashing the mold of the helpless damsals in distress of traditional gothic horror films.
3.) "Psycho" (1960)
Hitchcock might not be happy to hear that he started the slasher flick craze, but this is still his most popular film, and one which influenced generations of filmmakers.
4.) "Frankenstein" (1931)
The acknowledged king of horror films may look somewhat cliched today, but it created most of those cliches.
5.) "The Exorcist" (1973)
Chosen by TV Guide as the scariest movie of all time. The religious element made it a big draw in the mid-seventies. Still capable of making you jump out of your seat.
6.) "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" (1956)
When I was a kid, this was the first horror/sci-fi film that I was forbidden to see (probably had something to do with the word "body" in the title). The 1978 remake wasn't bad, either. They're here already!
7.) "Night of the Living Dead" (1968)
George Romero's seminal but low-budget 1968 zombie flick is still about as scary as they get, because in spite of the black and white, it looks real. The 1978 sequel might have been more polished, but this was the first.
8.) "Dracula" (1931)
Bela Lugosi's signature performance as the great vampire may not necessarily be the scariest vampire movie ever filmed, but it (along with "Nosferatu") influenced all the others that followed.
9.) "The Haunting" (1963)
One of the greatest of all haunted house movies makes its point without ever really showing us a ghost. Avoid the recent remake except for comparison purposes. It ain't the same thing at all.
10.) "The Wolf Man" (1941)
One of a handful of the most remarkable horror films, in spite of some occasional creakiness due to age. Lon Chaney, Jr.'s best-known role. The rest of the cast is excellent, as well.
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HORROR FILM WISDOM
1) After you've killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2) If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who were mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.
3) Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
4) Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.
5) If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them immediately.
6) Should you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go out alone.
7) If the gang plans a fun midnight party in the town's old abandoned mansion, don't tag along. Especially don't tag along if everyone's planning on having a "good time" and they're all youth counselors... and especially especially don't tag along if they're all going as couples, except you're the odd guy/gal out.
8) As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
9) Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other domicile of the dead.
10) If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately.
11) If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
12) Do not take (or borrow) anything from the dead.
13) Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
14) If you're running from the monster, plan on stumbling needlessly at least two times... more if you are female.
15) If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination with blood, glowing eyes and/or slime... immediately excuse yourself from the conversation and drive away.
18) Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, weed whackers or any device made from their own severed limbs.
19) Listen closely to the soundtrack.
20) Never, never, NEVER try to communicate with icy things because "there's so much we can learn from them".
21) Don't make fun of or play with dead things.
22) If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. If you see a town that looks deserted except for children, do not try to 'help' them - they will eat you.
23) If a meteor strikes nearby, move out.
24) If you walk into the local abandoned looking church to seek help or shelter, and you notice that the crucifix is mounted upside down, turn around and go back outside as quietly as possible.
25) Never have sex in the bunk beds of recently renovated summer camps.
26) Strange lights are seldom harbingers of joy.
27) On no account do ANYTHING because someone dares you to.
28) If any animals, such as Birds, Piranhas, Spiders, etc. begin to exhibit behavior that seems a bit more hostile towards mankind than normal, expect to soon find many more. Plan on this. Leave.
29) Whenever you land on a distant planet and find some objects that look like eggs, leave them alone.
30) Do not allow crew mates back aboard the craft if and after you have found a hideous parasite attached to his/her body.
31) Be forewarned that a gun is only good for ALMOST killing the monster, never for COMPLETELY killing it. Be sure to have an extra weapon, preferably one with a "flair" (a knife, a harpoon, a heavy box, razor confetti, pop tarts...)
32) Don't open the closed door, especially if you hear scratching, heavy breathing, or the voice of a dear relative whom you THOUGHT was dead.
33) DO NOT go into the dark room.
34) While in a horror film, never bathe, especially when in the house alone.
35) If you are a female, never show your breasts. Easy women die fast.
36) Never camp or build homes on Indian burial grounds.
37) Ask why the estate is being sold so cheap.
38) If the phone lines are dead, and you hear footsteps upstairs, and you say "Tom... Tom is that you?" and Tom does not answer, run away.
39) If the Master does not approve, neither do you.
40) Never handle the rat monkey cage.
41) Your dog can take care of itself.
42) Skeptics are often the first to fall prey to the demon incarnation of the Anti-Christ. Always believe what the aged priest says.
43) If you find yourself often standing in shadows and saying very little, or especially if you were ever or are currently a "bully", you are probably not a main character. Commit suicide at once.
44) Whenever possible, no matter how unnecessary it may seem, always empty all the bullets you have into the monsters head.
45) People driven by vengeance always die.
46) Mentioning any goals in life, anything you have to look forward to, or any loved ones will invariably get you killed.
47) Feel no guilt.
48) If you have to run away, taking a bus is your best bet. If you take a car the monster will be in it. Cabbies are always demonically possessed. Monsters will destroy any plane/boat you try to take, and to get to the subway you have to go through dark underground stations.
49) If you are a child, don't panic! Monsters only attack overly horny teenagers. Children can NOT be killed in a movie, only possessed or absorbed. So cheer up!
50) If you're being chased by a monster and you find one of your friends and they ask "what's wrong?", don't stop and try to explain. Just tell them to run as you go by. If they're really your friend they'll follow. If not, that's their tough luck.
51) If you are a good dog you have a 50-50 chance of survival. Remember, good dogs will only die if they stand up to the monster in defense of their master. Bite the hand that feeds you and run away!
52) If you are a bad dog (bad dog!), you WILL be dead by the movie's end. For fun, kill all people you encounter, except for your ex-master, whom you will feel strangely compelled to avoid.
53) If you're a bird, CONGRATULATIONS! Your people will triumph and rule the world!
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1) After you've killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2) If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who were mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.
3) Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
4) Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.
5) If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them immediately.
6) Should you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go out alone.
7) If the gang plans a fun midnight party in the town's old abandoned mansion, don't tag along. Especially don't tag along if everyone's planning on having a "good time" and they're all youth counselors... and especially especially don't tag along if they're all going as couples, except you're the odd guy/gal out.
8) As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
9) Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other domicile of the dead.
10) If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately.
11) If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
12) Do not take (or borrow) anything from the dead.
13) Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
14) If you're running from the monster, plan on stumbling needlessly at least two times... more if you are female.
15) If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination with blood, glowing eyes and/or slime... immediately excuse yourself from the conversation and drive away.
18) Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, weed whackers or any device made from their own severed limbs.
19) Listen closely to the soundtrack.
20) Never, never, NEVER try to communicate with icy things because "there's so much we can learn from them".
21) Don't make fun of or play with dead things.
22) If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. If you see a town that looks deserted except for children, do not try to 'help' them - they will eat you.
23) If a meteor strikes nearby, move out.
24) If you walk into the local abandoned looking church to seek help or shelter, and you notice that the crucifix is mounted upside down, turn around and go back outside as quietly as possible.
25) Never have sex in the bunk beds of recently renovated summer camps.
26) Strange lights are seldom harbingers of joy.
27) On no account do ANYTHING because someone dares you to.
28) If any animals, such as Birds, Piranhas, Spiders, etc. begin to exhibit behavior that seems a bit more hostile towards mankind than normal, expect to soon find many more. Plan on this. Leave.
29) Whenever you land on a distant planet and find some objects that look like eggs, leave them alone.
30) Do not allow crew mates back aboard the craft if and after you have found a hideous parasite attached to his/her body.
31) Be forewarned that a gun is only good for ALMOST killing the monster, never for COMPLETELY killing it. Be sure to have an extra weapon, preferably one with a "flair" (a knife, a harpoon, a heavy box, razor confetti, pop tarts...)
32) Don't open the closed door, especially if you hear scratching, heavy breathing, or the voice of a dear relative whom you THOUGHT was dead.
33) DO NOT go into the dark room.
34) While in a horror film, never bathe, especially when in the house alone.
35) If you are a female, never show your breasts. Easy women die fast.
36) Never camp or build homes on Indian burial grounds.
37) Ask why the estate is being sold so cheap.
38) If the phone lines are dead, and you hear footsteps upstairs, and you say "Tom... Tom is that you?" and Tom does not answer, run away.
39) If the Master does not approve, neither do you.
40) Never handle the rat monkey cage.
41) Your dog can take care of itself.
42) Skeptics are often the first to fall prey to the demon incarnation of the Anti-Christ. Always believe what the aged priest says.
43) If you find yourself often standing in shadows and saying very little, or especially if you were ever or are currently a "bully", you are probably not a main character. Commit suicide at once.
44) Whenever possible, no matter how unnecessary it may seem, always empty all the bullets you have into the monsters head.
45) People driven by vengeance always die.
46) Mentioning any goals in life, anything you have to look forward to, or any loved ones will invariably get you killed.
47) Feel no guilt.
48) If you have to run away, taking a bus is your best bet. If you take a car the monster will be in it. Cabbies are always demonically possessed. Monsters will destroy any plane/boat you try to take, and to get to the subway you have to go through dark underground stations.
49) If you are a child, don't panic! Monsters only attack overly horny teenagers. Children can NOT be killed in a movie, only possessed or absorbed. So cheer up!
50) If you're being chased by a monster and you find one of your friends and they ask "what's wrong?", don't stop and try to explain. Just tell them to run as you go by. If they're really your friend they'll follow. If not, that's their tough luck.
51) If you are a good dog you have a 50-50 chance of survival. Remember, good dogs will only die if they stand up to the monster in defense of their master. Bite the hand that feeds you and run away!
52) If you are a bad dog (bad dog!), you WILL be dead by the movie's end. For fun, kill all people you encounter, except for your ex-master, whom you will feel strangely compelled to avoid.
53) If you're a bird, CONGRATULATIONS! Your people will triumph and rule the world!
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Bug Eyed Monster
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One of my personal rules is:
If you've killed it, decapitate it. That way it is either truely dead, or people will believe you when you tell them something's wrong and they see the headless or bodiless monster.
BTW, Did anyone notice how Halloween H20 was so short. After 20 years Jamie finally followed my rule.
If you've killed it, decapitate it. That way it is either truely dead, or people will believe you when you tell them something's wrong and they see the headless or bodiless monster.
BTW, Did anyone notice how Halloween H20 was so short. After 20 years Jamie finally followed my rule.
Bug Eyed Monster said:One of my personal rules is:
If you've killed it, decapitate it. That way it is either truely dead, or people will believe you when you tell them something's wrong and they see the headless or bodiless monster.
BTW, Did anyone notice how Halloween H20 was so short. After 20 years Jamie finally followed my rule.
Sheesh was she a dumby or what...run you idiot(no she turns her back to him)
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Great thread 
I love Haunted Houses
I love Haunted Housescookiejar said:Too bad...I just took my cat suit off...
Where in heck is my cat suit? Oh thanks Slick...you look like you lost a little weight honey...
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Bug Eyed Monster
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cookiejar said:Sheesh was she a dumby or what...run you idiot(no she turns her back to him)
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Well I would agree with you that in the first few movies she was dumb, in H20 she got him pinned and then just decapitated him. It was probably the shortest Halloween movie, thereby demonstrating that if people did do intelligent things, then most horror movies would be very short.
Have a great day. *muaahhhhaaahahahaha"
to you...The party is starting early....
THE MONSTER MASH
I was working in the lab late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sightAnd my
monster, from his slab began to riseAnd suddenly to my surprise
He did the monster mashhe did the mashIt was a graveyard smashhe did the mashIt
caught on in a flashhe did the mashHe did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle eastTo the master bedroom where the vampires
feastThe ghouls all came from their humble abodeTo get a jolt from my electrode
they did the mashThey did the monster mashthey did the mashIt was a graveyard
smashthey did the mashIt caught on in a flashthey did the mashThey did the monster
mash
The zombies were having fun, the party had just begunThe guests included Wolfman,
Dracula and his son
The scene was rocking, all were digging the soundIgor on chains backed by his baying
houndsThe Coffin Bangers were about to arriveWith their vocal group The Cryptkicker
Five
they played the mashThey played the monster mashthey played the mashIt was a
graveyard smashthey played the mashIt caught on in a flashthey played the mashThey
played the monster mash
Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ringSeems he was troubled by just one thingHe
opened the lid and shook his fist and said"Whatever happened to my Transylvania
Twist?"
it's now the mashIt's now the monster mashit's now the mashAnd it's a graveyard
smashit's now the mashIt caught on in a flashit's now the mashIt's now the monster
mash
Now everything's coolDrac's a part of the bandAnd my monster mash is the hit of the
landFor you, the living,this mash was meant tooWhen you get to my doortell them
Boris sent youthen you can mashThen you can monster mashthen you can mashAnd do my
graveyard smashthen you can mashYou'll catch on in a flashthen you can mashThen you
can monster mash
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THE MONSTER MASH
I was working in the lab late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sightAnd my
monster, from his slab began to riseAnd suddenly to my surprise
He did the monster mashhe did the mashIt was a graveyard smashhe did the mashIt
caught on in a flashhe did the mashHe did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle eastTo the master bedroom where the vampires
feastThe ghouls all came from their humble abodeTo get a jolt from my electrode
they did the mashThey did the monster mashthey did the mashIt was a graveyard
smashthey did the mashIt caught on in a flashthey did the mashThey did the monster
mash
The zombies were having fun, the party had just begunThe guests included Wolfman,
Dracula and his son
The scene was rocking, all were digging the soundIgor on chains backed by his baying
houndsThe Coffin Bangers were about to arriveWith their vocal group The Cryptkicker
Five
they played the mashThey played the monster mashthey played the mashIt was a
graveyard smashthey played the mashIt caught on in a flashthey played the mashThey
played the monster mash
Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ringSeems he was troubled by just one thingHe
opened the lid and shook his fist and said"Whatever happened to my Transylvania
Twist?"
it's now the mashIt's now the monster mashit's now the mashAnd it's a graveyard
smashit's now the mashIt caught on in a flashit's now the mashIt's now the monster
mash
Now everything's coolDrac's a part of the bandAnd my monster mash is the hit of the
landFor you, the living,this mash was meant tooWhen you get to my doortell them
Boris sent youthen you can mashThen you can monster mashthen you can mashAnd do my
graveyard smashthen you can mashYou'll catch on in a flashthen you can mashThen you
can monster mash
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tonitits said:
I love horror films...I just watched one from 2000...it was called "Session 9"...very slow moving but I loved it. It was a movie where you had to think...my favorite.Never knew David Caruso was such a hunk...
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