Corrupt The Wish

[Twlightdreamer]

Granted. But they have all come to your home on your one day to sleep late to have you start giving them hugs at 5:30AM.

I wish people worried more about common sense and courtesy than about being politically correct.

Granted and.. um... *shrugs* The world runs perfectly.

I wish people would stop sending me candy crush invites.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Granted and.. um... *shrugs* The world runs perfectly.

I wish people would stop sending me candy crush invites.

Luv grants you that wish. Twlight is now being sent spam emails for viagra in the form of nude singing telegrams by volunteers from the local retirement village.

Luv wished this third person thing would catch on.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Luv grants you that wish. Twlight is now being sent spam emails for viagra in the form of nude singing telegrams by volunteers from the local retirement village.

Luv wished this third person thing would catch on.

Granted. Muse hates third person.

Muse wishes for sunshine

 

[quimsical]

Granted. Muse hates third person.

Muse wishes for sunshine

Granted. However, it arrives with alarming virulence, containing far too much UV radiation to be prudent.

I wish I had a highly literate blow job queen to galavant around with me in the south of France.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted. However, it arrives with alarming virulence, containing far too much UV radiation to be prudent.

I wish I had a highly literate blow job queen to galavant around with me in the south of France.

Granted, unfortunately he is a high maintenance little queen and insists on bringing his boyfriend along. You don't mind, do you?

I wish I had better taste in music.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Granted, unfortunately he is a high maintenance little queen and insists on bringing his boyfriend along. You don't mind, do you?

I wish I had better taste in music.

Granted, you actually eat all of the billboard's top 20 greatest records of all time.

I wish I had a beer in my hand.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted, you actually eat all of the billboard's top 20 greatest records of all time.

I wish I had a beer in my hand.

Granted, but due to an industrial accident, your beer-filled hand is lying on the floor, and you are not.

I wish I was a unicorn.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Granted, but due to an industrial accident, your beer-filled hand is lying on the floor, and you are not.

I wish I was a unicorn.

Granted- something randomly falls off the shelf and hits you in the forehead causeing a large, horn like bump to grow. Ouch!

I wish I could fly and not be afraid of it.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted- something randomly falls off the shelf and hits you in the forehead causeing a large, horn like bump to grow. Ouch!

I wish I could fly and not be afraid of it.

granted, right into the rings of Saturn.


I wish it was daylight.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

granted, right into the rings of Saturn.


I wish it was daylight.

Granted! It's daylight, but you've become a vampire.

I wish tomorrow morning wouldn't come so quickly.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted! It's daylight, but you've become a vampire.

I wish tomorrow morning wouldn't come so quickly.

granted but then the entire day just drags on and on and on........


I wish we had a Sonics.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted. But the food makes you terribly ill.

I wish pain relievers worked for me

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted. But the food makes you terribly ill.

I wish pain relievers worked for me

granted but then your hair falls out.


I wish I had my own gym.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted. But then you become a hardcore body builder, take steroids and your nuts shrink.

I wish I had a massage therapist, right now.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted. But then you become a hardcore body builder, take steroids and your nuts shrink.

I wish I had a massage therapist, right now.

GRANTED, but they're booked until 2015.

I wish I lived on a farm.

 

[luvthedesserts]

GRANTED, but they're booked until 2015.

I wish I lived on a farm.

Luv grants your wish. It's a lovely little place between a pig farm and a chicken farm. The ambiance is amazing.


Luv wishes his toes were in the sand right now.

 

[NotHisLady]

Luv grants your wish. It's a lovely little place between a pig farm and a chicken farm. The ambiance is amazing.


Luv wishes his toes were in the sand right now.

Granted
I don't about you but I REALLY hate stepping in the cat box! ick

I wish I had the weekend off instead of having to work tomorrow

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted. But then you become a hardcore body builder, take steroids and your nuts shrink.

I wish I had a massage therapist, right now.

LMAO!

Luv grants your wish. It's a lovely little place between a pig farm and a chicken farm. The ambiance is amazing.


Luv wishes his toes were in the sand right now.

granted but they're being eaten by sand crabs.



I wish it wasn't so muggy.

 

[Indienne]

Granted
I don't about you but I REALLY hate stepping in the cat box! ick

I wish I had the weekend off instead of having to work tomorrow

Granted, but your entire family decides to come over, including your dozen or so nieces and nephews and your 82-year-old Aunt Ruth who grabs you and kisses you every time she sees you.

LMAO!



granted but they're being eaten by sand crabs.



I wish it wasn't so muggy.

Granted, but you now live in Siberia with -50 degree Celsius temperature.

I wish the week was only two days long and that the weekend lasted five days.

 

[heartlessbytch]

Granted, but your entire family decides to come over, including your dozen or so nieces and nephews and your 82-year-old Aunt Ruth who grabs you and kisses you every time she sees you.



Granted, but you now live in Siberia with -50 degree Celsius temperature.

I wish the week was only two days long and that the weekend lasted five days.

Granted, but now you must work weekends.

I wish the sun didn't rise until about noon

 

[Indienne]

Granted, but now you must work weekends.

I wish the sun didn't rise until about noon

Granted, but now it doesn't set until midnight.

I wish I could have a lie-in every day of the week.

 

[DeeJay2609]

Granted, but you don't get to bed until dawn.

I wish I could wake up to the ministrations of a lovely lady

 

[Indienne]

Granted, but you don't get to bed until dawn.

I wish I could wake up to the ministrations of a lovely lady

Granted, but since she's a lady, the very idea of anything sexual makes her run for her smelling salts, and you are left as unsatisfied as when she wasn't there in your life.

I wish I knew how to sew.

 

[subdued_passion]

Granted, but since she's a lady, the very idea of anything sexual makes her run for her smelling salts, and you are left as unsatisfied as when she wasn't there in your life.

I wish I knew how to sew.

Granted. Unfortunately you were help hostage by Jigsaw and had to saw your dominant hand off and are now struggling to sew the stump with the other hand.


I wish I could enter people's dreams at will.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted. Unfortunately you were help hostage by Jigsaw and had to saw your dominant hand off and are now struggling to sew the stump with the other hand.


I wish I could enter people's dreams at will.

GRANTED, but when you do they immediately turn dark, frightening and surreal.

I wish I was a morning person.