Corrupt The Wish

[OxfordDon]

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[OxfordDon]

Granted, but someone has drunk the beer and peed in the bottle and then kept it back in the fridge, and since the colour is almost the same, you can't tell the difference.

I wish there was something good on TV right now.

there is..its me demonstrating how to perform the above task....


I wish Indie would visit the UK...

 

[Indienne]

there is..its me demonstrating how to perform the above task....


I wish Indie would visit the UK...

I wish I could. I really do. However, because we have to follow the rules of the thread, your wish is granted, but she visits with a male friend who is built like a rugby player and has the temper to match.

I wish I could take a luxury holiday.

 

[OxfordDon]

I wish I could. I really do. However, because we have to follow the rules of the thread, your wish is granted, but she visits with a male friend who is built like a rugby player and has the temper to match.

I wish I could take a luxury holiday.

hehehe.....

granted.....but the accommodation is my luxury spare room....


I wish the weekend were sunny....

 

[dutchrain]

hehehe.....

granted.....but the accommodation is my luxury spare room....


I wish the weekend were sunny....

It will be sunny. Lovely 40°C. No shadow what so ever to be found. And all the beaches and swimming pools, even the private ones, are closed.

I wish I had a really nice flower bouquet.

 

[NotHisLady]

It will be sunny. Lovely 40°C. No shadow what so ever to be found. And all the beaches and swimming pools, even the private ones, are closed.

I wish I had a really nice flower bouquet.

Granted!
But they are all for your funeral.
Sigh

I wish this sales report would balance!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted, but it balances because you made no money.

I wish my cup of coffee lasted longer

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Granted, but it balances because you made no money.

I wish my cup of coffee lasted longer

Granted, your cup of coffee ends up being an IV bag that gives ya a constant stream of caffiene for hours.. but you have to listen to the damned IV rack squeaking everytime you move.

I wish I felt better today.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted. But now you think you're invincible and we have to keep you from trying to jump off buildings and stop speeding bullets with your bare hands.

I wish the clouds would go away.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Granted. But now you think you're invincible and we have to keep you from trying to jump off buildings and stop speeding bullets with your bare hands.

I wish the clouds would go away.

Luv grants your wish, but without clouds, there's no rain, no rain no crops, no crops no food. Way to go. You killed everyone.


Luv wishes this third person thing was over.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted. Now you speak in the Royal We.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted. Now you speak in the Royal We.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted. There are now six things you not only should be doing, but WANT to be doing. You're paralyzed by indecision.

I wish I was calmer.

 

[wallyfox]

Granted. There are now six things you not only should be doing, but WANT to be doing. You're paralyzed by indecision.

I wish I was calmer.

Granted. Congrats, you now sleep 20 hours a day.

I wish I was better looking... like Ryan Gosling hot.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted. Congrats, you now sleep 20 hours a day.

I wish I was better looking... like Ryan Gosling hot.

Granted. But you're also plagued by erectile dysfunction.

I wish I had more time

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted. But you're also plagued by erectile dysfunction.

I wish I had more time

granted but you're still bored.


I wish we had more waves here.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted, but now you have a tsunami.

I wish the weather was predictable

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

granted but you're still bored.


I wish we had more waves here.

Granted. Your hair is super wavy. And flowing only from your nose and ears.

I wish I had the patience to do some writing.

 

[dutchrain]

Granted. Your hair is super wavy. And flowing only from your nose and ears.

I wish I had the patience to do some writing.

Oh you have patience enough and you write lovely stories. But you do need an editor and the only one you can find is dyslectic.

I wish I wouldn't yearn for cookies just now.

 

[MSH2]

Oh you have patience enough and you write lovely stories. But you do need an editor and the only one you can find is dyslectic.

I wish I wouldn't yearn for cookies just now.

Granted, but in its place is an insatiable craving for chocolate eclairs and there's no local supplier

I wish I had more energy

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted, but in its place is an insatiable craving for chocolate eclairs and there's no local supplier

I wish I had more energy

Granted. You now can't stop moving. Makes it tough to piss without making a mess.

I wish I lived abroad.

 

[afriquemystique]

Granted. You now can't stop moving. Makes it tough to piss without making a mess.

I wish I lived abroad.

Granted. You now live in London. Excited? You're confined to the KFC in which you now work for the next 30 years.

I wish I was a little bit taller...

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted. You now live in London. Excited? You're confined to the KFC in which you now work for the next 30 years.

I wish I was a little bit taller...

Granted, but now you're a baller. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

I wish I didn't have to clean bathrooms.

 

[E_Dantes]

Granted. You now live in London. Excited? You're confined to the KFC in which you now work for the next 30 years.

I wish I was a little bit taller...

Granted. You are now exactly 1/1000 of a mm taller (which is just a little bit).

I wish I had the money to live more comfortably.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Granted. You are now exactly 1/1000 of a mm taller (which is just a little bit).

I wish I had the money to live more comfortably.

Granted- you win the lottery and have a lovely house. The mob though thinks you owe them money and are going to collect it no matter what....

I wish I could give a hug to everyone on lit.

 

[E_Dantes]

Granted- you win the lottery and have a lovely house. The mob though thinks you owe them money and are going to collect it no matter what....

I wish I could give a hug to everyone on lit.

Granted. But they have all come to your home on your one day to sleep late to have you start giving them hugs at 5:30AM.

I wish people worried more about common sense and courtesy than about being politically correct.