Corrupt The Wish

[lovetopleasewomen]

(sigh, I really do think you're delightfully evil)
granted
but every time you do a nice thing granting a wish for someone you grow more body hair. exponentially

I wish I could control the minds of people I know

granted but they're mindless anyway, so there's nothing to control.



I wish it was Monday.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

granted but they're mindless anyway, so there's nothing to control.



I wish it was Monday.

Granted... everyday is Monday.. Thanks for sticking us in a groundhog day scenerio.

I wish my mind would calm down tonight.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted... everyday is Monday.. Thanks for sticking us in a groundhog day scenerio.

I wish my mind would calm down tonight.

granted but now....well...something else is on fire.

I wish we were closer.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

granted but now....well...something else is on fire.

I wish we were closer.

Granted- we end up stuck together inside the same sweater for a year.

I wish I wasn't so damn blonde.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted- we end up stuck together inside the same sweater for a year.

I wish I wasn't so damn blonde.

granted but well...now you're bald.

I wish I knew more about this sweater.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

granted but well...now you're bald.

I wish I knew more about this sweater.

Granted..is it itchy? It was when I threw I out!
I wish I had some ice cream

 

[Twlightdreamer]

granted but well...now you're bald.

I wish I knew more about this sweater.

Granted... the never ending stream of pm's has straighted. Enjoy the insanity.

I wish you lived across the road from me.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted... the never ending stream of pm's has straighted. Enjoy the insanity.

I wish you lived across the road from me.

granted but it's choked with the walking dead.

I wish you lived across the hall.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

granted but it's choked with the walking dead.

I wish you lived across the hall.

Granted- there are always legos in the hallway between our doors and we don't own any shoes...

I wish I could really talk to you for one night.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted- there are always legos in the hallway between our doors and we don't own any shoes...

I wish I could really talk to you for one night.

Granted, you can talk to him, but he's gone deaf.

I wish my knee didn't hurt.

 

[heartlessbytch]

Granted, you can talk to him, but he's gone deaf.

I wish my knee didn't hurt.

Granted, but now your fingers hurt

I wish I could sleep

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted, but now your fingers hurt

I wish I could sleep

Granted, you could totally sleep. But you'll miss the radio station calling your name and sending you on an awesome vacation.

I wish I could stay out of other people's business.

 

[heartlessbytch]

Granted, you could totally sleep. But you'll miss the radio station calling your name and sending you on an awesome vacation.

I wish I could stay out of other people's business.

Granted, but now everyone will totally be into your business.

I wish I had the courage to do things that are fun

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted, but now everyone will totally be into your business.

I wish I had the courage to do things that are fun

Granted, but you think everything is fun. WHEEEE! CROSSING THE STREET! ^5


I wish I liked public speaking.

 

[heartlessbytch]

Granted, but you think everything is fun. WHEEEE! CROSSING THE STREET! ^5


I wish I liked public speaking.

Granted, but now you will do everything in public.

I wish I had a man in the house right now.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted, but now you will do everything in public.

I wish I had a man in the house right now.

Granted. There's a man in your house, but he's a burglar. RUN!

I wish I was funnier.

 

[heartlessbytch]

Granted. There's a man in your house, but he's a burglar. RUN!

I wish I was funnier.

Granted, but you will now have to entertain the world 24/7 with your new found humor.

I wish it was Saturday

 

[dutchrain]

Granted, but you will now have to entertain the world 24/7 with your new found humor.

I wish it was Saturday

It is, but you will have to work because you missed Friday.

I wish I wouldn't be hungry just now.

 

[heartlessbytch]

It is, but you will have to work because you missed Friday.

I wish I wouldn't be hungry just now.

Granted, you are not hungry right now but you will be hungry every other hour of the day

I wish it wasn't so cold in here

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Granted, you are not hungry right now but you will be hungry every other hour of the day

I wish it wasn't so cold in here

Granted- it's now 120F with 90% humidity. Enjoy.

I wish I could wear a witches hat every day to work.

 

[MTPersson]

Granted- it's now 120F with 90% humidity. Enjoy.

I wish I could wear a witches hat every day to work.

Granted but it's too big for your head. So big in fact that it falls over your face and obscures your view meaning you keep walking into stuff.

I wish I had magical powers.

 

[OxfordDon]

Granted but it's too big for your head. So big in fact that it falls over your face and obscures your view meaning you keep walking into stuff.

I wish I had magical powers.

Granted...but you get carried away with the power and do things that come back to haunt you in later life...

I wish I were 30 again...

 

[Indienne]

Granted...but you get carried away with the power and do things that come back to haunt you in later life...

I wish I were 30 again...

Granted, but you're a 30-year-old virgin.

I wish I could have some ice cream right now.

 

[OxfordDon]

Granted, but you're a 30-year-old virgin.

I wish I could have some ice cream right now.

you can have some ice cream...but it is fingernail and earwax flavour....

I wish I had a cold beer right now,,,

 

[Indienne]

you can have some ice cream...but it is fingernail and earwax flavour....

I wish I had a cold beer right now,,,

Granted, but someone has drunk the beer and peed in the bottle and then kept it back in the fridge, and since the colour is almost the same, you can't tell the difference.

I wish there was something good on TV right now.