Corrupt Wish

[sincerely_helene]

Granted, but then no wishes can be granted.


I wish they were ripened tomatoes.

Granted, but the rippened tomatoes contain flesh eating worms.

I wish I hadn't wished my former wish.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but the rippened tomatoes contain flesh eating worms.

I wish I hadn't wished my former wish.

granted but in repentance for your harsh wish you must now make all future av's be composed of you in the nude.


i wish that helene would be stalked by colin firth and she would share all her excitement about it in a story.

 

[Guest]

granted but in repentance for your harsh wish you must now make all future av's be composed of you in the nude.


i wish that helene would be stalked by colin firth and she would share all her excitement about it in a story.

Granted. But it's not Colin Firth the movie star. It's a 400 pound hick from Kentucky who baths twice a year like clockwork and has tobacco juice dripping from both corners of his mouth.

I wish Mike's Hard Lime was available in gallon jugs.

 

[Guest]

Granted. But it's not Colin Firth the movie star. It's a 400 pound hick from Kentucky who baths twice a year like clockwork and has tobacco juice dripping from both corners of his mouth.

I wish Mike's Hard Lime was available in gallon jugs.

granted but each bottle is hermetically sealed with arsnic and if you did get the cap off you would die from touching it...

i wish i had a never ending supply of batteries

 

[Guest]

granted but each bottle is hermetically sealed with arsnic and if you did get the cap off you would die from touching it...

i wish i had a never ending supply of batteries

Granted but they are all tiny watch batteries that don't fit your toys.

I wish I could pull an endless supply of genuine American $100 bills out of any pocket I reached into.

 

[Weird Harold]

I wish I could pull an endless supply of genuine American $100 bills out of any pocket I reached into.

Granted. You have the ability, but you also now have hands so big that the only pocket they'll fit into is a pocket battleship -- and you don't have one of those.

I wish thinking of a new wish was as easy as perverting others' wishes is.

 

[neonlyte]

Granted. You have the ability, but you also now have hands so big that the only pocket they'll fit into is a pocket battleship -- and you don't have one of those.

I wish thinking of a new wish was as easy as perverting others' wishes is.

Granted. Your new wishes must be submitted for verification (in triplicate) to an independent body to verify their originality, average turn around time is as long as it takes a Lit story to post.

I wish I could draw.

 

[SummerMorning]

Granted, you can draw, but only the curtains.

I wish I had some extra A4 batteries lying around.

 

[Weird Harold]

Granted, you can draw, but only the curtains.

I wish I had some extra A4 batteries lying around.

Granted.

You now have 6,000 spare A4 batteries scattered radomly about your house. All but ten of them are dead batteries.

I wish I had the body of a 28-year-old

 

[Guest]

Granted, you can draw, but only the curtains.

I wish I had some extra A4 batteries lying around.

granted, however, the only way to make them work is to have frequent sex that involves potatoes sitting in water.
(obscure but then, im vella and im allowed.)
**summermorning... hrm..SummerMorning... mmmmm SM)

i wish that i could travel anywhere i wanted to go at the speed of light

 

[cloudy]

i wish that i could travel anywhere i wanted to go at the speed of light

Granted, but, being Vella, you overshoot your intended destination by anywhere between 100 and 500 yards everytime, and sometimes end up in some very strange situations.

I wish my Rainy Day Challenge story was finished.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Granted, but, being Vella, you overshoot your intended destination by anywhere between 100 and 500 yards everytime, and sometimes end up in some very strange situations.

I wish my Rainy Day Challenge story was finished.

Granted, but it's sooooo good that you get 150 crazed stalkers that now follow you everywhere and your dragon has to keep them away with two swords drawn.

I wish my rainy day story was finished.

 

[gauchecritic]

updating missed wish

Granted.

You now have 6,000 spare A4 batteries scattered radomly about your house. All but ten of them are dead batteries.

I wish I had the body of a 28-year-old

Granted but then you are tried for her murder and must spend 300 hours community service helping boy scouts cross the road to their old lady.

nul wish.

 

[SummerMorning]

granted, nul corruption.

nul wish redux.

 

[Guest]

Just here to say my flight was canceled and then my new flight was delayed long enough so that it became too late to get to L.A. in time for my meeting. Back at work safe and sound.

Just to throw this out of order (can't really tell what's going on above and I don't have a handbook):

I wish I always understood the crux (not crotch) of Gauche's posts.

Perdita

 

[gauchecritic]

To restore some semblance of order

original by Perdita
I wish I always understood the crux (not crotch) of Gauche's posts.

Granted, you are now an old Yorkshireman, who wonders about the town mumbling to himself about the weather and learing at middle-aged women.

Granted, but it's sooooo good that you get 150 crazed stalkers that now follow you everywhere and your dragon has to keep them away with two swords drawn.

I wish my rainy day story was finished. [/QUOTE

Granted, it is now 2025 and you must submit it to either Winrotica or Mcrotica the two bid winners of the global Literotica mega industry sell off in 2020.

I wish I could think of something funny to wish for.

Gauche

 

[Liar]

Re: To restore some semblance of order

I wish I could think of something funny to wish for.

Granted, but you now have the short term memory of a goldfish. So the ideas will come and go before you can type them down.

I wish my keybord didn't have a broken space bar.

(It does, I'm hitting space by triggering a cirquit below the kety with a pen.)

 

[Guest]

Re: To restore some semblance of order

Granted, you are now an old Yorkshireman, who wonders about the town mumbling to himself about the weather and learing at middle-aged women.

Ah ha ha! I thought you were an old Yorkshireman! God, don't turn me into Gauche!

(I have no wish-granting response at the moment, must be my newly befuddled northern brain.)

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: To restore some semblance of order

Granted, but you now have the short term memory of a goldfish. So the ideas will come and go before you can type them down.

I wish my keybord didn't have a broken space bar.

(It does, I'm hitting space by triggering a cirquit below the kety with a pen.)

Granted. But you end up paying a computer repair shop $100 to replace the pair of microswitches for the space bar. Only to realize a new keyboard would have only cost $12 from the same shop.

I wish the 1 bombers would choke on yak's dicks.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

BUMP!!!!! for the hell of it......

Granted, but now all stories are in the 4's and 5's with no one to control the number of H's that get put up.

I wish I chocolate candies in front of me to eat.

 

[lilith1979]

Here are your chocolates, hope you like chocolate covered maggots.

I wish I were a millionaire.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Granted - stipulations now require that all the money is then donated to charities and the kill Bush/Cheney campaign of 2004.

I wish......I wish I had a stuffed animal with me to cuddle.

 

[Weird Harold]

Here are your chocolates, hope you like chocolate covered maggots.

I wish I were a millionaire.

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a depression era 1,000,000 DM bill. Collectors value approx US$0.07.

Iwish the general election was over with so there was room in my mailbox for my mail.

 

[Guest]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a depression era 1,000,000 DM bill. Collectors value approx US$0.07.

Iwish the general election was over with so there was room in my mailbox for my mail.

granted however... now all you ever get are chain letters that carry dire warnings and if you dont answer each and every one of them, they will all come true.

i wish i could transcend time and place with no ill effects.

 

[lilith1979]

granted, only you can't stay put in one place for longer than 2 hours.

I wish I had a new minivan.