Corrupt Wish

[Edward Teach]

granted, only you can't stay put in one place for longer than 2 hours.

I wish I had a new minivan.

Granted only it is a polish Grotsmvxk and weighs 432 tons, gets 5 gallons to the mile, holds only you and the starter crank, breaks down every 16 miles, and the insurance cost more than your house.

I wish I had a harem.


Eddie The Dreamer

 

[Guest]

Granted only it is a polish Grotsmvxk and weighs 432 tons, gets 5 gallons to the mile, holds only you and the starter crank, breaks down every 16 miles, and the insurance cost more than your house.

I wish I had a harem.


Eddie The Dreamer

granted
you have a harem of fridgid women who only want sex on the same day once a year... only with one another..

i wish i had the latest technology

 

[lilith1979]

granted
you have a harem of fridgid women who only want sex on the same day once a year... only with one another..

i wish i had the latest technology

granted, but in 10 seconds it's old again.

I wish I had a maid.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

granted, but in 10 seconds it's old again.

I wish I had a maid.

Granted, but she's older than Methusalah, has a beard, can't hear and is incontinent. She is also insistent on dressing in a french maid outfit.

I wish I had telekinetic powers, like Carrie.

 

[cloudy]

Granted, but she's older than Methusalah, has a beard, can't hear and is incontinent. She is also insistent on dressing in a french maid outfit.

I wish I had telekinetic powers, like Carrie.

Granted, but your aim is really terrible.

I wish a certain man would go *poof* and disappear without a trace.

 

[lilith1979]

Granted, but your aim is really terrible.

I wish a certain man would go *poof* and disappear without a trace.

Granted, only he's invisible to everyone but you. He stalks you day and night until you go insane.

I wish I could be a man for one day.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Granted, only he's invisible to everyone but you. He stalks you day and night until you go insane.

I wish I could be a man for one day.

Granted, but on the switch back, you find there's been a glitch and you're never able to find the ketchup, though it's staring you right in the face in the fridge, you keep leaving the toilet seat up and falling in, you don't understand your own feelings and you have the sudden and constant urge to scratch your crotch.

I wish I could fast forward to January.

 

[poohlive]

Granted, but then the fast forward button breaks, and since you didn't specify which January, you are transported to a futuristic society where the human race is enslaved by a population of apes...

Have fun.


I wish I were taller.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... I wish I were taller.

Your wish is granted, complements of Procrustes' Bed.

I wish I could write serious stories.

 

[lilith1979]

Your wish is granted, complements of Procrustes' Bed.

I wish I could write serious stories.

granted, only now you're so serious you give yourself an aneurism and end up in the hospital, a vegetable.

I wish I had a new wardrobe.

 

[Edward Teach]

Dis ain't in da loop - capish?

I wish a certain man would go *poof* and disappear without a trace.

How much you willin' to pay?


Eddie Da Magician

 

[Edward Teach]

granted, only now you're so serious you give yourself an aneurism and end up in the hospital, a vegetable.

I wish I had a new wardrobe.

Granted only you get a piece ofwardrobe furniture made of distressed olive green poplar wood with black wrought iron hardware and instead of being lined with cedar it is lined with moth infested wool and fleas.

I wish I had a boat.

Edward Teach

 

[lilith1979]

Granted only you get a piece ofwardrobe furniture made of distressed olive green poplar wood with black wrought iron hardware and instead of being lined with cedar it is lined with moth infested wool and fleas.

I wish I had a boat.

Edward Teach

Granted, only it's a toy boat that you can play with in the bathtub.

I wish I had a Sybian.

 

[Edward Teach]

Granted, only it's a toy boat that you can play with in the bathtub.

I wish I had a Sybian.

Granted only it's about to crash into the sun.

I wish I knew what a Sybian is.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but your aim is really terrible.

I wish a certain man would go *poof* and disappear without a trace.

I wish a certain Woman would *poof* herself here.

 

[Guest]

I wish a certain Woman would *poof* herself here.

well damn i cant really make fun of that so..
granted and happily ever after

i wish that beer had no calories but had that great taste

 

[Guest]

well damn i cant really make fun of that so..
granted and happily ever after

i wish that beer had no calories but had that great taste

Thanks, babe.

Ok, Beer now has no calories and tastes even better than before. But now it's chock full of saturated fat and Causes the worst gas you ever heard of.

I wish there were 28 hours in a day.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I wish there were 28 hours in a day.

Granted, but there are only 4 days in a week --- all weekdays.

I wish I could find my lucky g-string.

 

[rgraham666]

Granted. But you're going to need a stomach pump to retrieve it (Munch, munch)

I wish I had Emma Peel for a bed warmer.

 

[Belegon]

Granted, but there are only 4 days in a week --- all weekdays.

I wish I could find my lucky g-string.

granted, I'm twirling it on my finger and you have to do what I say to get it back.

I wish I had my own jet plane.

 

[Wholemanz]

Granted, only it's a toy boat that you can play with in the bathtub.

I wish I had a Sybian.

Wish Granted... lol


http://www.drmenlo.com/pss/pics/cutegirls.sybian.2.jpg

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

...I wish I had Emma Peel for a bed warmer.

...I wish I had my own jet plane.

Ggrraanntteedd!!

Emma smokes in the bed in Belegon’s airplane with rg and a terrible fire ensues.

As a result Belegon, rg, and the plane are reduced to a dark black cinder.





I wish I knew who I had to fuck to get out of this thread.

 

[Wholemanz]

Ggrraanntteedd!!

Emma smokes in the bed in Belegon’s airplane with rg and a terrible fire ensues.

As a result Belegon, rg, and the plane are reduced to a dark black cinder.





I wish I knew who I had to fuck to get out of this thread.

Everybody and multiple times too!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I wish I knew who I had to fuck to get out of this thread.

George Bush.

Relax and stay awhile, won't you?

I wish I could snap my fingers once and know everything about Chemistry.

 

[lilith1979]

George Bush.

Relax and stay awhile, won't you?

I wish I could snap my fingers once and know everything about Chemistry.

wish granted, only now you don't know anything else.

I wish to never get sick again.