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Honey123 said:
Granted, but it barely lasts 24 hours, before being closed down on the grounds of common decency.
I wish it wasn't impossible.
Granted, but it barely lasts 24 hours, before being closed down on the grounds of common decency.
I wish it wasn't impossible.
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Honey123 said:Granted, because for you, nothing is impossible! I won't corrupt your wish....I love ya too much.
I wish all you guys luck with your NaNo writing...did I spell that right? I wish I could spell....
FOUL!
Double wishing foul for honey...you must sit on the sidelines...on someones face.
Evil Alpaca
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Honey123 said:
Foul. No wish made. In the penalty box with Vella for . . . ten? . . . twenty minutes?
I wish that I had already gone to the gym this morning and that the pain was over.
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Granted - the funeral is on Friday.Evil Alpaca said:Foul. No wish made. In the penalty box with Vella for . . . ten? . . . twenty minutes?
I wish that I had already gone to the gym this morning and that the pain was over.
I wish I could decide what to cook tonight
doormouse
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fifty5 said:
Granted, but you also decide to cook naked and with the shrinkage from looking in the freezer for so long your cock freezes solid and falls off into your food, mistaken for a stringbean and eaten.
I wish I'd had more than 3 hours sleep
Svenskaflicka
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doormouse said:
I wish I'd had more than 3 hours sleep
Granted. Youll sleep for 13 hours - and have nightmares all the time.
I wish tolyk would use that naked pic of himself as his AV.
Evil Alpaca
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TheEarl said:
Didn't someone do that already?
Granted. A girl grabs you and makes you a lesbian . . . out of clay. You now have a clay lesbian to play with, but she leaves you for your sister's barbie doll.
I wish that I could buy the world a Coke and keep it company.
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Evil Alpaca said:
Yeah, I know, I copied. Good corruption btw.
Granted, but the world turns out to be allergic to the chemicals in the coke and everybody dies. You are now all alone with no-one to keep company.
I wish that there was an extra hour in every day so I could get more work done/ sleep more.
On that note, I'm off to bed. Night all.
The Earl
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TheEarl said:
Granted, but now all your work and stuff takes an hour longer than it used to, more than canceling out the benefit and actually causing you to sleep less.
I wish that everyone on this forum (who doesn't give out bad story feedback) has a great Thanksgiving.
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fifty5 said:
Granted, but then you have no brain power and you suddenly become, "Like, duh,"
I wish my house was clean and all my errands were done so I could goof off all day tommorow.
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OhMissScarlett said:Granted, but then you have no brain power and you suddenly become, "Like, duh,"
I wish my house was clean and all my errands were done so I could goof off all day tommorow.
Granted!! You have the day off to goof, unfortunately you're thought as being insane when spotted running around the front yard in your underwear shouting out loud, "I'm free, I'm free" while twirling a cat over your head and spend the next week in an asylum.
I wish I could find true love
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doormouse said:I wish I could find true love
Granted. You find it, then immediately get hit by a beer truck.
I wish everyone would read my holiday story and 5 bomb it.
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fifty5 said:
Okay f5, you missed by one poster. My alarms didn't go off and I slept in. Please try again
.impressive said:Granted. You find it, then immediately get hit by a beer truck.
I wish everyone would read my holiday story and 5 bomb it.
Granted, but the site crashes every time someone votes 5 on your story, so none of them get recorded.
I wish I had the willpower to go and do my coursework.
The Earl
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TheEarl said:Okay f5, you missed by one poster. My alarms didn't go off and I slept in. Please try again
Granted, but the site crashes every time someone votes 5 on your story, so none of them get recorded.
I wish I had the willpower to go and do my coursework.
The Earl
Granted, but then you no longer have the willpower to do anything else and you become a lazy ass like me.
I wish someone would cook me a delicious breakfast.
she_is_my_addiction
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OhMissScarlett said:
I wish I was the female Hugh Hefner.
YEAH BABY!
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she_is_my_addiction said:
Granted you are now a very old woman you have the vehicle but not the drive.
I wish my Daddy would call me.
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destinie21 said:
Okay, fuck the Hugh Hefner wish.
I wish I knew where my sweets was....? SL where are youuuuuuuuuuu????????????
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destinie21 said:
Granted, you hear from your 'Daddy', but he's not your real father, he just wants you to dress up for him and sit on his lap.
She_is_my_addiction, granted, you find out that your sweet SL hasn't been so sweet and now runs a burlesque bar and has been spending their time 'auditioning' all the new girls.
I wish I could write as well as ABS.
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doormouse said:
Granted, but you can't handle the pressures of your newfound talent and the fame that goes with it, and you end up spending all your publishing royalties on cheap liquor until you end up penniless.
I wish my dogs would stop digging holes in the backyard.
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carsonshepherd said:
Granted, now the dig holes in your carpet, front yard, neighbour's yard (who, incidentally sues you when he trips on one and breaks an ankle), and you find half chewed bones in your bed and on your favourite chair because the poor dog has no where else to hide them.
I wish Santa brings me my dream guy
