Corrupt Wish

[OhMissScarlett]

once again... corrupt wish or truth?

Lol.

I wish I could win the "whoever posts here last wins" thread.

Granted, but then what thread are you going to look forward to posting on every day?

Man, I wish I had some money to take a "me time" vacation.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Lol.



Granted, but then what thread are you going to look forward to posting on every day?

Man, I wish I had some money to take a "me time" vacation.

(This one maybe?)

Granted, but you only have enough time to take a vacation in your own house and only for as long as you are going to be sleeping.

I wish I was already at 100 posts so I could have a cool avatar like all you guys.

 

[carsonshepherd]

(This one maybe?)

Granted, but you only have enough time to take a vacation in your own house and only for as long as you are going to be sleeping.

I wish I was already at 100 posts so I could have a cool avatar like all you guys.

Granted, but it's a naked picture of yourself, and we all fall in love with you and start stalking you!

Scarlett, why are all of your wishes corrupted into something that's already happening to you?

I wish my car didn't have that funky smell.

 

[Honey123]

Granted, but it's a naked picture of yourself, and we all fall in love with you and start stalking you!

Scarlett, why are all of your wishes corrupted into something that's already happening to you?

I wish my car didn't have that funky smell.

Granted, but you find out that that funky smell...is you! You remember the incident with the skunk and wash and wash until finally you don't smell anymore and neither does your car, but your car has no gas and you have not money.

I wish I could be on lit more with you guys...I miss you all terribly.

 

[Liar]

I wish I could be on lit more with you guys...I miss you all terribly.

Granted, but you can only log in as ChilledVodka XIII and post single-word posts. In Polish.

I wish I had a new and working keyboard.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted, but you can only log in as ChilledVodka XIII and post single-word posts. In Polish.

I wish I had a new and working keyboard.

Granted, but all the letters are in some archaic alphabet that no one understands.

I wish I had a babysitter tonight so I could go out.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I wish I had a babysitter tonight so I could go out.

Granted! She is a sexy little fifteen-year-old. Your husband tells you to go out on your own, while he stays home to help out with the children.

Ooops! forgot my wish.

I wish I had a brain.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted! She is a sexy little fifteen-year-old. Your husband tells you to go out on your own. He will stay home and help out with the children.

Ooops! forgot my wish.

I wish I had a brain.

Awesome, then I can go out alone!

Granted, but the jar I got it from said "Abby Normal", lol.

I wish I had some cool new clothes to wear on my night out.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I wish I had some cool new clothes to wear on my night out.

Granted! You wanted cool. Are chains cool enough for you?


I wouldn't mind about the brain, but I wish someone would teach me how to tap dance.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted! You wanted cool. Are chains cool enough for you?


I wouldn't mind about the brain, but I wish someone would teach me how to tap dance.

Woohoo! I'm wearing chains to the heehaw tavern.

Granted, but the only song they teach you to dance to is "Tea For Two".

I wish this chicken would hurry up and cook.

 

[Liar]

Granted. The chicken grabs a spatula, puts on an apron and swiftly cooks you a good meal. However, that bizarre sight just cost you your appetite.

I wish I had three arms so that I could type and drink coffee at the same time.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted. The chicken grabs a spatula, puts on an apron and swiftly cooks you a good meal. However, that bizarre sight just cost you your appetite.

I wish I had three arms so that I could type and drink coffee at the same time.

Granted, but now none of your shirts fit properly and you must do everything shirtless. Sexy and fun as it sounds, it'd be a bit chilly.

I wish my boyfriend would stop sleeping and have sex with me.

 

[fifty5]

granted, but now you are angry with yourself for cutting your choices by 50%...and you just met someone who tempts you to open your mind again.

I wish I could be just a little less dense on occassion and pickup on a fucking clue for once...

Granted. But OF FUCKING COURSE, IT'S A SODDING RED HERRING YET AGAIN!

I wish I didn't shout so much...

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I wish my boyfriend would stop sleeping and have sex with me.

Granted! Your boyfriend wakes up and begins having sex with you.
He continues having sex with you for a very long time.
By the third day you decide that you would really prefer a back rub.



I wish fifty5 didn't shout so much, too.

 

[Guest]

Granted! Your boyfriend wakes up and begins having sex with you.
He continues having sex with you for a very long time.
By the third day you decide that you would really prefer a back rub.



I wish fifty5 didn't shout so much, too.

granted: for days he tries to communicate with you and you can not hear him. he has been giving you the numbers to the lotto...the winning numbers... but because you can't hear him you misunderstand and think he is instead bragging about the length of his penis.

i wish that it only did take three licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

granted: for days he tries to communicate with you and you can not hear him. he has been giving you the numbers to the lotto...the winning numbers... but because you can't hear him you misunderstand and think he is instead bragging about the length of his penis.

i wish that it only did take three licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop.

Granted, but they've made the chewy center rock hard, so back to licking for you. sigh

I wish there were appreciative appetites for my cooking every night of the week.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Granted, but they've made the chewy center rock hard, so back to licking for you. sigh

I wish there were appreciative appetites for my cooking every night of the week.

Granted. You buy a dog! No, just kiddin'. I'm too sleepy to really corrput this one, spell correctly, or think of a wish.

Carry on.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Carry on.

Granted! You go to bed, and we all Carry On! When you awake, Sidney James is the Moderator of the AH.


I wish I had remembered to buy ice cream.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Granted! You go to bed, and we all Carry On! When you awake, Sidney James is the Moderator of the AH.


I wish I had remembered to buy ice cream.

Granted. But you forgot that you already ate it.

I wish that moving companies weren't quite so shady.

 

[Guest]

Granted. But you forgot that you already ate it.

I wish that moving companies weren't quite so shady.

granted: moving companies have a stellar reputation for being above board and honest...they honestly break every stick of furniture and honestly loose all your belongings.

i wish N-E-S-T-L-E-S really did make the very best.

 

[Kassiana]

i wish N-E-S-T-L-E-S really did make the very best.

Granted. Now they make the very best septic tank cleanser in the world!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

i wish N-E-S-T-L-E-S really did make the very best.

Granted. Now they make the very best septic tank cleanser in the world!

And every time you see chocolate, it smell exactly like N-E-S-T-L-E-S Chaw-klet!


I wish I could adopt the neighbor's cat.

 

[carsonshepherd]

And every time you see chocolate, it smell exactly like N-E-S-T-L-E-S Chaw-klet!


I wish I could adopt the neighbor's cat.

Granted, but now you have to buy its food and clean its litter box too. You didn't know it had a nasty habit of vomiting hairballs on the carpet.

I wish I could concentrate on this story instead of fucking around on Lit.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Granted, but now you have to buy its food and clean its litter box too. You didn't know it had a nasty habit of vomiting hairballs on the carpet.

I wish I could concentrate on this story instead of fucking around on Lit.

Granted, but you concentrate so hard on your monitor that your eyeballs fall out and you can't actually work on either the story or lit.

I wish Joss Whedon would make another television series.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I wish Joss Whedon would make another television series.

Granted! The new show is called Guffy, the Sobriety Slayer about a immortal mixologist who defeats the forces of evil by providing them with overproof Margarita's and Harvey Wallbangers.