Corrupt Wish

[doormouse]

Trust VB to forget to make a wish lol

I wish she'd make a wish

 

[Guest]

Trust VB to forget to make a wish lol

I wish she'd make a wish

granted: VB makes the wish to wish that doormouse would stop hounding her to make wishes she doesnt care to wish for. its a viscious cycle...and when caught in cyberspace this way, it loops and loops, making the entire net slow to a crawl...and you thought that lit had problems with speed when in actuality, it was your wish that made everything lag.


i wish i were out singing, dancing and being hugely obnoxious instead of creating silly corrupted wishes...

(ps. doormouse... lovely to see you again, dahlink)

 

[carsonshepherd]

granted: VB makes the wish to wish that doormouse would stop hounding her to make wishes she doesnt care to wish for. its a viscious cycle...and when caught in cyberspace this way, it loops and loops, making the entire net slow to a crawl...and you thought that lit had problems with speed when in actuality, it was your wish that made everything lag.


i wish i were out singing, dancing and being hugely obnoxious instead of creating silly corrupted wishes...

(ps. doormouse... lovely to see you again, dahlink)

Granted, but why bother when you could be hugely obnoxious right here?

I wish my BF would wake his ass up and give me some action.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but why bother when you could be hugely obnoxious right here?

I wish my BF would wake his ass up and give me some action.

granted: your BF wakes up, suddenly he comes to you...lust in his eyes, loins on fire (did i just say that?) he grabs you in a tight embrace and growls low..."do me as only you can" in your confusion... in your utter disbelief you swiftly do what has been asked however, in the morning you can no longer remember what it was that you did do... did it really happen or was it a dream?
was it live or was it memorex?

i wish that the music was loud and that everyone was dancing... ill handle obnoxious right here, thank you.

 

[carsonshepherd]

granted: your BF wakes up, suddenly he comes to you...lust in his eyes, loins on fire (did i just say that?) he grabs you in a tight embrace and growls low..."do me as only you can" in your confusion... in your utter disbelief you swiftly do what has been asked however, in the morning you can no longer remember what it was that you did do... did it really happen or was it a dream?
was it live or was it memorex?

i wish that the music was loud and that everyone was dancing... ill handle obnoxious right here, thank you.

Music: Loud. "Hungry Like the Wolf."
Dancing: Badly.

Obnoxious? don't have to grant that one.

I wish my loins were on fire right now.

 

[Guest]

Music: Loud. "Hungry Like the Wolf."
Dancing: Badly.

Obnoxious? don't have to grant that one.

I wish my loins were on fire right now.

carson, handsomeman...i so know you didnt wish for peniskabobs... try again?


oh yeah.. working my way to banishment...no further wishes since my brain is struggling to catch up with my body.

 

[carsonshepherd]

how about my lions instead?

 

[Guest]

how about my lions instead?

granted: you are a superb games keeper and having a huge exotic animal farm you favor the lions above all. tonight, whilst tying on a drunk, you decide to have them jumping hoops of fire...lit, naturally by the alcohol on your breath. as they jump through, you burp, expelling carbon dioxide and alcohol onto the lions which explodes with a flame of which youve never seen in all your days...
your freezer is filled for the next several years with lionburgers.


i wish that there were no such thing as hangovers

 

[carsonshepherd]

granted: you are a superb games keeper and having a huge exotic animal farm you favor the lions above all. tonight, whilst tying on a drunk, you decide to have them jumping hoops of fire...lit, naturally by the alcohol on your breath. as they jump through, you burp, expelling carbon dioxide and alcohol onto the lions which explodes with a flame of which youve never seen in all your days...
your freezer is filled for the next several years with lionburgers.


i wish that there were no such thing as hangovers

Granted, but then we have a serious problem, because we get drunk every night with no consequences to suffer from!!!

I wish vella lived down the block so we could go downtown and dance to Janet Jackson....

 

[Guest]

Granted, but then we have a serious problem, because we get drunk every night with no consequences to suffer from!!!

I wish vella lived down the block so we could go downtown and dance to Janet Jackson....

granted: no corruption there, how can i corrupt the corrupted?!
lets dance, handsome... so much to do.. so little time.


i wish that i could linger at stage 2 of inebriation all night.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Granted. You run out of liquor.

I wish the Pixies had never broken up.

 

[Guest]

Granted. You run out of liquor.

I wish the Pixies had never broken up.

granted... and damn if i had a thing to do with it.
pixies

 

[Honey123]

granted... and damn if i had a thing to do with it.
pixies

Pssst...you forgot your wish....

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Corrupt Me!

I wish I had a huge caramel dispenser that discreetly hung from my headboard. Oh yeah, and some rubber sheets.

 

[Honey123]

Corrupt Me!

I wish I had a huge caramel dispenser that discreetly hung from my headboard. Oh yeah, and some rubber sheets.

Granted. But I am in bed with you and we get stuck together until someone can pry us apart (I am not saying where your head is...)...

Oh...I wish I had a honey dispenser from mine....

 

[Guest]

Granted. But I am in bed with you and we get stuck together until someone can pry us apart (I am not saying where your head is...)...

Oh...I wish I had a honey dispenser from mine....

granted: how can i corrupt this wish? i could go on for ages about bees being caught in the comb...being stung and fighting anaphylactic shock...but that wouldnt be as fun as saying:
Granted: you now have a honey dispenser at the top of your headboard and when you close your eyes tonight, lucky and i will be there, flipping the switch and letting that sweet stickiness oooze all over us...

i wish i had a steam shower with a squillion shower heads...

 

[impressive]

i wish i had a steam shower with a squillion shower heads...

GRANTED -- but you use so damned much water that you have to declare bankruptcy.

I wish I had everything I wanted, when and how and with whom I wanted it. Forever and ever, amen.

 

[Guest]

GRANTED -- but you use so damned much water that you have to declare bankruptcy.

I wish I had everything I wanted, when and how and with whom I wanted it. Forever and ever, amen.

granted: you selfish fricken bitch. you get everything youve ever wanted when and how and with whom you ever wanted it. the rest of us have nothing...DONT YOU FEEL ALL ALONE NOW?!

i wish that Imp would share with me and lucky.

 

[impressive]

i wish that Imp would share with me and lucky.

Granted.

Just granted.

(Call me thread killer.)

 

[doormouse]

Granted.

Just granted.

(Call me thread killer.)

Granted, you are now the not_so_impressive_thread_killer and must spend your days being a slave to use and see to our every demand to make up for killing the thread.

I wish my kids weren't such little monsters... they killed remote control cars before they even had a chance to charge lol

 

[fifty5]

Granted, you are now the not_so_impressive_thread_killer and must spend your days being a slave to use and see to our every demand to make up for killing the thread.

I wish my kids weren't such little monsters... they killed remote control cars before they even had a chance to charge lol

Granted. They've grown to be bigger monsters!

I wish my orgasms were bigger and better.

 

[TheEarl]

Granted. They've grown to be bigger monsters!

I wish my orgasms were bigger and better.

F5: Granted, but every time you come it has the same power as the average neutron bomb, taking out 25 miles radius. You are designated a weapon of mass destruction and America invades Yorkshire.

I wish I knew everything I needed to know to finish my course and had brilliant coursework for every piecethat will be handed out.

The Earl

 

[Evil Alpaca]

F5: Granted, but every time you come it has the same power as the average neutron bomb, taking out 25 miles radius. You are designated a weapon of mass destruction and America invades Yorkshire.

I wish I knew everything I needed to know to finish my course and had brilliant coursework for every piecethat will be handed out.

The Earl

Granted. You knew everything you needed to know, but then you forgot it, and you left the coursework in your other pants, which your dog then ate.

I wish the lottery were to go in my favor on Wednesday night.

 

[doormouse]

Granted. You knew everything you needed to know, but then you forgot it, and you left the coursework in your other pants, which your dog then ate.

I wish the lottery were to go in my favor on Wednesday night.

Granted, every number comes out on a ticket you forgot to buy.

I wish some girl would just grab me and make me a lesbian!!!!!

 

[Honey123]

Granted, every number comes out on a ticket you forgot to buy.

I wish some girl would just grab me and make me a lesbian!!!!!

Granted. Some gorgeous girl grabs you, kisses you and makes you a lesbian...but then you wake up

I wish there really was an Abstrusions and we can all meet and drink coffee and bullshit all day long....