Corrupted Wishes

[DelicatePain]

You do, but only in the form of chocolate covered insects.

I wish I was happy where I'm at.

Granted...but...Oh hell I can't corrupt that one Playful. You should just be happy.

I wish that more women had "daddy issues." (Gratuitous father's day plug)

 

[Iceprincess12]

Granted...but...Oh hell I can't corrupt that one Playful. You should just be happy.

I wish that more women had "daddy issues." (Gratuitous father's day plug)

Granted, but the "daddy issues" are magazines that they horde (hoard, hah! Horde is from warcraft) along with pet rocks and those girls never leave the house.

I wish life was like the perfect non killer, happy, no twist movie.

 

[DelicatePain]

Granted, but the "daddy issues" are magazines that they horde (hoard, hah! Horde is from warcraft) along with pet rocks and those girls never leave the house.

Looks like you've outed yourself, Icey.

I wish life was like the perfect non killer, happy, no twist movie.

Granted, but it's Glitter, and everyone still hates it.

I wish Spotify didn't turn every station of mine into a Coldplay station.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Looks like you've outed yourself, Icey.



Granted, but it's Glitter, and everyone still hates it.

I wish Spotify didn't turn every station of mine into a Coldplay station.

I am a proud warcrafter

Granted, instead they all become train stations and you are forced to listen to "choo choo chugga chugga" all day long

I wish I owned every mac lipstick

 

[Everyday_Man]

I am a proud warcrafter

Granted, instead they all become train stations and you are forced to listen to "choo choo chugga chugga" all day long

I wish I owned every mac lipstick

Granted, but they are melted.

I wish coke was as healthy as water.

 

[DelicatePain]

I'm a proud warcrafter.

I have a little bit of an unhealthy obsession with the Elder Scrolls. Who am I to judge?

Granted, instead they all become train stations and you are forced to listen to "choo choo chugga chugga" all day long

I wish I owned every mac lipstick

Granted, but it's only because they are going out of business. Once you're through every color, you'll be out forever. Better use them wisely.

I wish it was just 5 degrees cooler.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I have a little bit of an unhealthy obsession with the Elder Scrolls. Who am I to judge?



Granted, but it's only because they are going out of business. Once you're through every color, you'll be out forever. Better use them wisely.

I wish it was just 5 degrees cooler.

Granted "it" is your penis and 5° cooler in celsius is 15° F(not sure of the conversion) making it a frozen, useless meatsicle.

I wish elder scrolls was as fun as watching paint dry

Edit: found the conversion

°C x 9/5 + 32 = °F

(°F - 32) x 5/9 = °C

Yikes! That is cold!

 

[DelicatePain]

Granted, but they are melted.

I wish coke was as healthy as water.

Sorry Everyday. You got lost in the shuffle there.

Granted, but it tastes like spoiled persimmons now.

Granted "it" is your penis and 5° cooler in celsius is 15° F(not sure of the conversion) making it a frozen, useless meatsicle.

I wish elder scrolls was as fun as watching paint dry

Edit: found the conversion

°C x 9/5 + 32 = °F

(°F - 32) x 5/9 = °C

Yikes! That is cold!

Jesus, Icey. First you freeze my dick solid, and then you insult my taste in video games.

Granted, but it's only because WoW is about as fun as getting a massage by a massive pale man with body odor and halitosis.

I wish Icey was a little kinder to my private bits.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Sorry Everyday. You got lost in the shuffle there.

Granted, but it tastes like spoiled persimmons now.



Jesus, Icey. First you freeze my dick solid, and then you insult my taste in video games.

Granted, but it's only because WoW is about as fun as getting a massage by a massive pale man with body odor and halitosis.

I wish Icey was a little kinder to my private bits.

Sorry about the skip as well!!

Granted, kinder is a scale and slowing chipping away with an ice pick is better than using a sledgehammer

I wish I could wash white clothes with colors and they wouldn't run.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Granted, but they are melted.

I wish coke was as healthy as water.

Granted, coke is now free of minerals, taste, chlorine and all reactive substances making it as attractive as powdered corn starch.

Same wish as above

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted, instead they all become train stations and you are forced to listen to "choo choo chugga chugga" all day long

As I'm a train buff, that would work for me.

Granted, coke is now free of minerals, taste, chlorine and all reactive substances making it as attractive as powdered corn starch.

Same wish as above

Granted but now they all shrink 3 sizes.


I wish Brazil would win this match.

 

[DelicatePain]

As I'm a train buff, that would work for me.




Granted but now they all shrink 3 sizes.


I wish Brazil would win this match.

Granted, but it's because of this post, and subsequently every woman in Australia and everyone who loves a woman in Australia now wants to kill you. Better go into hiding.

I wish Australia would win this match.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

As I'm a train buff, that would work for me.




Granted but now they all shrink 3 sizes.


I wish Brazil would win this match.

Granted. They win but then are summarily dismissed disbanded and banned from all future competition in the grounds of cheating by witch craft.

I wish cancer did not exist.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Granted, but it's because of this post, and subsequently every woman in Australia and everyone who loves a woman in Australia now wants to kill you. Better go into hiding.

I wish Australia would win this match.

Granted but it's an already burned match and useless for starting a fire.

I wish we could talk about pretend football all day!

 

[DelicatePain]

Granted. They win but then are summarily dismissed disbanded and banned from all future competition in the grounds of cheating by witch craft.

I wish cancer did not exist.

Another wish I can't corrupt. Fuck that disease.

Granted but it's an already burned match and useless for starting a fire.

I wish we could talk about pretend football all day!

Granted, everyone now talks about fantasy football ad nauseum. I hope you have your draft picks ready. It's now illegal not to have a team. Thanks Icey.

I wish for a piece of candy.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Another wish I can't corrupt. Fuck that disease.



Granted, everyone now talks about fantasy football ad nauseum. I hope you have your draft picks ready. It's now illegal not to have a team. Thanks Icey.

I wish for a piece of candy.

Granted, the piece you take from her (stage name) ultimately leads to her demise and you spend the rest of your life in prison.

I wish men understood women

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Another wish I can't corrupt. Fuck that disease.



Granted, everyone now talks about fantasy football ad nauseum. I hope you have your draft picks ready. It's now illegal not to have a team. Thanks Icey.

I wish for a piece of candy.

Granted...But it is the sugarless kind from ten years ago. Bleeah.

I wish I could visit all my Lit friends

 

[DelicatePain]

Granted, the piece you take from her (stage name) ultimately leads to her demise and you spend the rest of your life in prison.

I wish men understood women

Granted, but it's because all men are women now.

I wish muffins were a food group.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Granted...But it is the sugarless kind from ten years ago. Bleeah.

I wish I could visit all my Lit friends

Granted, dinner with your mom is scheduled for next week!

I wish my dog could talk

 

[Iceprincess12]

Granted, but it's because all men are women now.

I wish muffins were a food group.

Granted, muffins are officially added but the gov't steps in and makes the requirements that they are all sugar free, gluten free, fat free and made with tofu.

My wish...see above

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Granted, dinner with your mom is scheduled for next week!

I wish my dog could talk

Granted but all he/she says is "My yard, get out"

I wish I was not so corrupted.

 

[DelicatePain]

Granted but all he/she says is "My yard, get out"

I wish I was not so corrupted.

Granted, but you're so boring that no one pays any attention to you anymore.

I wish everyone kept their sheen once they got up close.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Granted, but you're so boring that no one pays any attention to you anymore.

I wish everyone kept their sheen once they got up close.

Granted, up close everyone looks like a charlie sheen bobble head and screams "winning" every 1.7 seconds.


I wish we could time travel

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted, up close everyone looks like a charlie sheen bobble head and screams "winning" every 1.7 seconds.


I wish we could time travel

We can, but only 1 million years backwards, and we've got no way forwards again. Have fun with that.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

[Iceprincess12]

We can, but only 1 million years backwards, and we've got no way forwards again. Have fun with that.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Granted, your boss calls and tells you your whole dept has been shipped overseas and you have a permanent vacation

I wish unicorns existed