Corrupted Wishes

[Aussie_Wolf]

Granted, your boss calls and tells you your whole dept has been shipped overseas and you have a permanent vacation

I wish unicorns existed

Granted, but thanks to you all corn plants now only grow one ear of corn.

I wish I was a famous movie star.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Granted, but you spiral into severe drug addiction right after.

I wish I'll never gain any weight no matter how much I eat.

Granted but all you want to eat is bland rice crackers. Enjoy

I wish I could have a good looking body until I died at age 98

 

[Everyday_Man]

Granted but all you want to eat is bland rice crackers. Enjoy

I wish I could have a good looking body until I died at age 98

Granted, but you lose the ability to see.

I wish I found a quarter each day.

 

[beachbaby179]

Granted, but you lose the ability to see.

I wish I found a quarter each day.

Granted but its a quarter of a moldy cheese sandwich.

I wish I could have enough money to retire right now.

 

[troubledone]

Grantet, but you'll put into your side pocket which has a hole you never know about.

I wish I have superpower

Isis was the last known superwomen

Wish I had super powers too

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Grantet, but you'll put into your side pocket which has a hole you never know about.

I wish I have superpower

Granted but your superpower is to open a portal in a wall from one side to the other.

Granted but its a quarter of a moldy cheese sandwich.

I wish I could have enough money to retire right now.

Granted unfortunately getting all that money gives you a heart attack and you die. Sorry about that.

I wish I could lead a long and happy life.

 

[troubledone]

Granted, but you never know you had it.

I wish I could teleport anywhere by just thinking about it.

Well were we talking of mind fucks

Wish I could make you orgasm just by thinking about it .

 

[Everyday_Man]

Granted but its a quarter of a moldy cheese sandwich.

I wish I could have enough money to retire right now.

Granted, but right after retirement, you lose it all in the stock market.

Granted, but you never know you had it.

I wish I could teleport anywhere by just thinking about it.

Granted, but you teleport every time an image pops into your head to the closest thing resembling that image.

I wish I had a sidekick that made james bond like gadgets for me.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Granted, but right after retirement, you lose it all in the stock market.




Granted, but you teleport every time an image pops into your head to the closest thing resembling that image.

I wish I had a sidekick that made james bond like gadgets for me.

Granted but he is not very good at it and the first time you use one it malfunctions and blows you up.

Granted, but you'd be dirt poor and mentally unstable (that's why you think you're happy)

I wish the world peace.

Granted All countries decide to set off a few nuclear bombs and the resulting fallout devastates the worlds surface wiping out civilization. However the world is at peace.

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.

 

[troubledone]

Granted, but you'd be dirt poor and mentally unstable (that's why you think you're happy)

I wish the world peace.

Granted

I wish some people to have those cat that just got the cream looks

 

[Everyday_Man]

Granted but he is not very good at it and the first time you use one it malfunctions and blows you up. Haha


Granted All countries decide to set off a few nuclear bombs and the resulting fallout devastates the worlds surface wiping out civilization. However the world is at peace.

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.

Granted, but you never get drunk or even catch a buzz as well.

I wish was the President of Disney.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any side effects.

Granted: No side effects which means you don't get drunk, or buzzed either...It's like drinking water for you...

I wish the police would stop shooting unarmed black men...

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Granted, the alcohol is call water.

I wish I invented the most innovative technology that make me a billionaire.

Granted, Unfortunately one month after production begins a serious fault is found and you are sued for multi billions.

Granted, but you never get drunk or even catch a buzz as well.

I wish was the President of Disney.

Granted Mr Walt Disney. Enjoy being a frozen head.

I wish I could sexually satisfy any woman to exhaustion.

 

[troubledone]

Granted: No side effects which means you don't get drunk, or buzzed either...It's like drinking water for you...

I wish the police would stop shooting unarmed black men...

I wish i could grant that wish fully but sadly I am aware we are still ages from that

I wish people gave up mindless hate

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Granted: No side effects which means you don't get drunk, or buzzed either...It's like drinking water for you...

I wish the police would stop shooting unarmed black men...

No fair Simone I hate to corrupt this one but

Granted Everyone's race is now changed to the one that dominates the earth...Indian. Now there can no longer be any race crime.

My wish above.

 

[troubledone]

No fair Simone I hate to corrupt this one but

Granted Everyone's race is now changed to the one that dominates the earth...Indian. Now there can no longer be any race crime.

My wish above.

Granted

Wish every one on the earth was horny and mating did not end in disease

 

[Iceprincess12]

Granted

Wish every one on the earth was horny and mating did not end in disease

Granted but mating season is one hour a year on the 29th of February so most men have blue balls all year and women...still shop


I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

 

[L8tnIt]

Granted: there will now be 36 hours to the day
... but you are still made to work 16 hours instead of 8.

I wish I wasn't so alone at work tonight. I know many ways this can get screwed up by some vengeful Djinn, so Bring It On!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Granted: there will now be 36 hours to the day
... but you are still made to work 16 hours instead of 8.

I wish I wasn't so alone at work tonight. I know many ways this can get screwed up by some vengeful Djinn, so Bring It On!

Granted, after a trip to the Dr. last week to examine a growth they realize you were actually a set of triplets. The adults burst forth from your back and left shoulder, fully aware and cognizant, you will never be alone again.

I wish I knew if fort knox actually had any gold.

 

[L8tnIt]

Granted, after a trip to the Dr. last week to examine a growth they realize you were actually a set of triplets. The adults burst forth from your back and left shoulder, fully aware and cognizant, you will never be alone again.

I wish I knew if fort knox actually had any gold.

You learn that it is empty. Such an anti-climatic find.

I wish I had a steak in front of me.

 

[Iceprincess12]

You learn that it is empty. Such an anti-climatic find.

I wish I had a steak in front of me.

Granted, unfortunately you missed the heart of the vampire, he pulled it out and now it's his turn for dinner.

I wish l8tnIt was better at finding me a climatic ending

 

[L8tnIt]

Granted, unfortunately you missed the heart of the vampire, he pulled it out and now it's his turn for dinner.

I wish l8tnIt was better at finding me a climatic ending

Chris Hemsworth arrives at your door, wearing Thor's Gauntlets of Might & Girdle of Giant's Strength... and one helluva smile!
He comes into your house, picks you up & carries you to your bedroom & begins to gently make love to you.
He takes his time to slowly engage each and every nervous synapse that he can humanly tease...

For the next 3 hours!
The first hour just built you up. The second one was almost unbearably long & slow. By the third hour of just teasing you, your senses have grown nigh dull with over-sensation.

And just as another hour goes by, he begins to just ravage you like a Norse God ravages the countryside for Frost Giants & Ogres!
The sheer brutality immediately following such a build-up is such a system shock that you convulse in an incredibly unhealthy way. Unhealthy enough that you now need rushed to the nearest Emergency Room!
Between the bruising of such rough sex and the onset of nervous collapse, you now learn that you have no sensation to appreciate sex in the least... you are numb to sex!

I wish that I was successful at my day job.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Chris Hemsworth arrives at your door, wearing Thor's Gauntlets of Might & Girdle of Giant's Strength... and one helluva smile!
He comes into your house, picks you up & carries you to your bedroom & begins to gently make love to you.
He takes his time to slowly engage each and every nervous synapse that he can humanly tease...

For the next 3 hours!
The first hour just built you up. The second one was almost unbearably long & slow. By the third hour of just teasing you, your senses have grown nigh dull with over-sensation.

And just as another hour goes by, he begins to just ravage you like a Norse God ravages the countryside for Frost Giants & Ogres!
The sheer brutality immediately following such a build-up is such a system shock that you convulse in an incredibly unhealthy way. Unhealthy enough that you now need rushed to the nearest Emergency Room!
Between the bruising of such rough sex and the onset of nervous collapse, you now learn that you have no sensation to appreciate sex in the least... you are numb to sex!

I wish that I was successful at my day job.

That was great!! How can I top that, lol.

Granted, you are so successful at the acme widget company that they decide to never let you go. Transplanting your brain into a cyborg you now can work 24 hours a day, after all it's daytime somewhere on earth.

I wish there was no money in the world.

 

[L8tnIt]

All of the world's digital financial systems have been infected by a very corruptive computer virus. The virus spreads rapidly to any online system... including Pornography!
Since Humanity is still so sexually driven and money has now been virtually destroyed, but people still want to be paid, sex has become the newest form of universal currency in all areas of our Planet Earth.
But with the rapid increase of Promiscuity, so has the equally rapid increase of STDs! Virgins are being actively hunted like Poachers for ivory, and the world has grown expotentially in population... until all of the STDs have just as easily slain 90% of the population!
Now, people are scarce to find. But you should always beware of any humanity you meet, for they will rape you without the trade of goods!

I wish I was looked at more favorably.

 

[Iceprincess12]

All of the world's digital financial systems have been infected by a very corruptive computer virus. The virus spreads rapidly to any online system... including Pornography!
Since Humanity is still so sexually driven and money has now been virtually destroyed, but people still want to be paid, sex has become the newest form of universal currency in all areas of our Planet Earth.
But with the rapid increase of Promiscuity, so has the equally rapid increase of STDs! Virgins are being actively hunted like Poachers for ivory, and the world has grown expotentially in population... until all of the STDs have just as easily slain 90% of the population!
Now, people are scarce to find. But you should always beware of any humanity you meet, for they will rape you without the trade of goods!

I wish I was looked at more favorably.

Granted, now that humanity is scarce you do the noble thing and cut off your ball and bat set, winning the favor of lesser men and woman who risk disease and sex instead of complete castration.

I wish I was wittier than him