Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[69Explorer]

In Plane a number of times. In church

Why is it.., that I'm never sitting next to you on my flight ????

 

[PlayfulJay83]

On a tractor in a field at 1am during an amazing phone call.

 

[Erosfan]

GET IT GET IT... WHEREVER WHENEVER

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do!

 

[JordynRose]

More than once.

 

[blackstallion21]

TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE!!!!!!

 

[blackstallion21]

One time I went for a walk along a walking trail in Delaware along the Rehoboth Bay. I was sitting along the water and watching the Horseshoe Crabs mate at the waters edge. There was no one around. And no, the crabs didn’t get me horny, I was already that way…

Anyway, I pulled it out, masturbated right onto the sandy waters edge.

The other one, and this was when I was younger in college, I was at a party and behind the townhouses where we partied was a cemetery. Well, at 18 or 19 I was Quick Draw McGraw!

Things were going hot and heavy with a girl and I excused myself for a few moments and went out into the cemetery, stroked one out and returned to the party.

I ended up hooking up with her and was happy to last at least 8 minutes with her.

these responses are kinda HOT HOT! Thanks for sharing!

 

[blackstallion21]

Customer's bathroom where I was working, in my truck driving, bar bathroom, School bathroom when I was younger

ITS The School Bathroom for me! LOL I can't with it! I wasn't that bold in high school but I have some stories about summer school at the vocational school! Those memories are fun to revisit!

 

[blackstallion21]

Roof of building watching my ex getting fucked

why were we watching the ex getting fucked?? shouldn't that have been you in there instead?

 

[blackstallion21]

On a tractor in a field at 1am during an amazing phone call.

now that's interesting... why were we in the field at 1am??

 

[OnaTangent]

Laying back against my pack, naked, on a ledge in the Cascades with my feet dangling off a cliff. Took my time...the hot sun felt sooo good.

 

[Horny3209]

Iv done it in the middle of a wheat field. In a party potty at the grain elevator.

 

[DHerbert]

A couple of times in high school I stayed inside over lunch. Stripped off, dumped my clothes in a bag which I left under a desk, and then went into the book cupboard and masturbated. Relatively safe, as it wasn't overly likely that someone would come in, and even less likely that they'd open the door and find me, but still...

 

[Horny3209]

A couple of times in high school I stayed inside over lunch. Stripped off, dumped my clothes in a bag which I left under a desk, and then went into the book cupboard and masturbated. Relatively safe, as it wasn't overly likely that someone would come in, and even less likely that they'd open the door and find me, but still...

That sounds super hot.

 

[BDA73]

at the office..like right now

 

[Rodlicker57]

Every room in the house, many times at an ABS, in my car while I was driving, in the woods, in the public bathroom while camping, in a tent while camping (others heard me), and at work after everyone left I walked around the store naked with a huge throbbing hard-on stroking myself silly.
There are probably more that I can't remember right now.

 

[DHerbert]

That sounds super hot.

It was - and remains one of my favourite memories of school!

 

[kathyisgr65]

Not so crazy but one night around 11 on a cool ish summer night I sat nekkid on my porch swing on the front porch and rubbed one out

 

[Horny3209]

It was - and remains one of my favourite memories of school!

Can I dm you?

 

[DHerbert]

Can I dm you?

Sure, although I'm not going to be live here for much longer today, right now at least. So it might be tomorrow before I get back to you.

 

[Turningtrevor]

In the Indian Ocean

 

[blackstallion21]

Laying back against my pack, naked, on a ledge in the Cascades with my feet dangling off a cliff. Took my time...the hot sun felt sooo good.

That sounds sexy...

 

[blackstallion21]

Not so crazy... But been stuck in the hospital bc I had a procedure done and I've been bored senseless so in the last 48 hours, I think I've gotten off like 5 times... Which if I may say... Is QUITE A FEAT BECAUSE THESE MOTHER FUCKERS (the hospital staff) DON'T BELIEVE IN PRIVACY OR KNOW WHAT IT IS FOR THAT MATTER! They just walk into your room without knocking, on more than one occasion, have tried to walk into the bathroom on me... And so on!

Part of me wants to let one of them see me or walk in on me, but for as bold as I may come across sometimes, I can't bring myself to letting it happen! I trip out when it's happening... Then kick myself later, thinking about the fact that it might have been a good story to tell later if something actually happened! (Im a grower not a show-er and I have my reservations... Then once it's too late....I realize I missed a moment I'll never get back!)

Rant Over!

Your turn!

 

[GoNorth2Camp]

A tanning salon, I knew the owner and she has huge breasts. A week later I went back to tan again and she made a comment about people masturbating in her tanning booths. I think she figured it out lol but never actually said something to me.

 

[strokinnoff1]

Not so crazy but one night around 11 on a cool ish summer night I sat nekkid on my porch swing on the front porch and rubbed one out

Love this!!

 

[Anihotrod11]

My ex colleague and I got extra horny one afternoon, we booked the office conference and went inside, I fingered her while she stroked me hard. I ended up cumming onto the conference table and polycom.