Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[ZimosD]

I think the craziest place was probably in the nurse's office in high school. If you said you didn't feel well they would have you lay on a cot they had with the lights off and would just jerk it in there

 

[Deleted member 1379218]

This week?

 

[CuriousInAR78]

When I was in my 20s I worked at Goodwill as the one that got the donations from people the most beautiful woman came in with some bags of things. I instantly got a hard on and when she left I went to the bathroom and shot the biggest load I think I've ever shot

 

[Playwithmee]

I’m a fast food restaurant dining area.

 

[Redwoman13305]

Definitely in the booth of a restaurant! Had to stop while the waiter took our order

 

[LostHorizon]

The parking lot of my cardiologist before I went in for my appointment

 

[ror5]

Definitely in the booth of a restaurant! Had to stop while the waiter took our order

But, did you finish??

 

[Redwoman13305]

I did not unfortunately. When he left I stopped. To afraid to get caught I guess

 

[Zephreck]

I did not unfortunately. When he left I stopped. To afraid to get caught I guess

He missed out. I feel sorry for him missing out. Can't imagine him objecting.

 

[Omegadude]

At a stop light in my car

 

[Nikkikps]

At a bus stop waiting for the public bus. If the bus had arrived a minute earlier it would have been a great show as I was in no position to stop.

 

[jodiesfuntoo]

cubical at work

 

[ATLien51]

While in the Army, the driver's hole of my M1A1 tank at a firing range staging area in the middle of the day. Used a copy of the Stars and Stripes (newspaper distributed to US military personnel serving overseas) for clean up. Gave the balled up newspaper to our KATUSA (Korean Augmentation To United States Army) to put in the trash. Told the sergeant what I had just done, to which he said: "that's pretty fucked up, [name]." I was 23.

 

[bobb_sledd]

While in the Army, the driver's hole of my M1A1 tank at a firing range staging area in the middle of the day. Used a copy of the Stars and Stripes (newspaper distributed to US military personnel serving overseas) for clean up. Gave the balled up newspaper to our KATUSA (Korean Augmentation To United States Army) to put in the trash. Told the sergeant what I had just done, to which he said: "that's pretty fucked up, [name]." I was 23.

Which part was fucked up? The part where you nutted in the tank or the part where you had the KATUSA throw away your clean-up rag?

 

[Masterabator]

Sister in Laws Bed.

Now this…. I have to do !!!

 

[mnwidrummer]

Now this…. I have to do !!!

It's well worth any risk!

 

[PixiePrincess1]

In the bathroom at work after sexting a guy I met online

 

[blackstallion21]

The parking lot of my cardiologist before I went in for my appointment

High blood pressure for sure

 

[blackstallion21]

Definitely in the booth of a restaurant! Had to stop while the waiter took our order

This sounds like it should be a whole story

 

[Redwoman13305]

This sounds like it should be a whole story

It could be. Most of it would be after we left the restaurant though

 

[caughtstrokin]

Definitely in the booth of a restaurant! Had to stop while the waiter took our order

I would love to waited on you... Served you whatever you asked for... WOW

 

[Erosfan]

In my garage, door open, mid afternoon, completely naked.
On my boat, near shore and houses.
In my truck, while driving.
In my 4 wheeler.
Back yard, front yard.

 

[blackstallion21]

In my garage, door open, mid afternoon, completely naked.
On my boat, near shore and houses.
In my truck, while driving.
In my 4 wheeler.
Back yard, front yard.

GET IT GET IT... WHEREVER WHENEVER

 

[hornymuse]

While I was at work my wife sent me a video of her masturbating.
I jerked off in my office as I watched the video.

 

[blackstallion21]

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