Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

In a public park while sex voicing on the phone with a lover (it was a late November afternoon so the park was deserted and a little dark)
 
Mine aren’t really too exciting! Just on a friends couch lol but after reading some of these replies, makes me want to get more adventurous ;)
 
In a hotel wardrobe in Germany many years ago, it was that kind of party and I did have company in the wardrobe with me giving a hand :D
 
In the bedroom of my parents RV on the way to the Ozarks. Had all the windows open, watching the cars, and some truckers, driving by...
 
been doing too much of this lately but not in any strange places... time to step up my game asap!
 
Standing in the middle of a meadow in a Forest Preserve near Chicago. It was such a turn on that I went back a couple of times.
 
As a teen, I would do it almost daily on the patio at home. Now the last out of the normal place has been at night as I walk the dog on a trail though the woods. The dog gets to stay off leash for a few minutes. I miss my secretary.
 
Right now in a nice park, sitting on a picnic table catching up on my Lit watching a few nice ladies playing volleyball. They may or may nor be able to see what I'm doing if they look my way.
 
hot hot hot

Love the new additions... and I think the latest one that caught my eye was the funeral... that's so morbid and exhilarating all at the same time... that's something I don't think i could Ever do... but just imagining someone do this at a funeral... oh my gosh...

Hat's off to you!
 
As to places, at various spots in school building I worked as the night watch shortly.

Then as a teenager many years ago I one day fucked a pile of firewood. It was secluded place deep in the forest, so nothing too interesting on that regard (well, besides the fact I was walking nude for most of that day), but that gap between branches was so inciting... It wasn't as fun as I hoped, but I get the job done, even without major bruising.
 
I didn't personaly jack off but I was in a sex shop looking at videos and the woman from the register came back to where I was and jerked me off thinking I was someone else but when she found out I wasn't the person she was waiting for she continued anyway in the middle of the store.

Where shopping is a Pleasure !:cool:
 
Car, woods, friends, shower, camper, shed, pool, hot tub, theater, bus, horse back riding nude to name a few...:eek:
 
Sitting at a table inside a waterpark enjoying my coffee and Lit right now and just realized how hard I am as I was stroking myself over a tight, soft swim suit under the table. Not going to stop now until I'm done. It's not going to bother me if anyone notices a big wet spot covering the bulge of my suit when I walk to the pool.
 
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