Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

Physical masturbation? With fingers or toys? In a semi-secluded hot tub at a hotel.

Getting turned on/wet by a hot chat or photos? During the commute home on public transit (I'm not driving) and at work. Also, public parks :)

I can't think about anything sexual while I'm driving. I bought myself a new toy and while driving home from the store, I got so distracted about thinking about what I was going to do with my toy when I got home, that I didn't pay enough attention and had my first ever at fault accident after decades of driving.

Fortunately, no one was hurt. And the damage to the cars was minor. But ever since then, no sexual thoughts in the car! I was very lucky I didn't hurt anyone and I want to keep it that way!
 
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Was on the boat with several friends and anchored near other boats of friends, male and females. Watching the bikini's made me so hot and horny, the tent in my tight swim suite was becoming very obvious so I got into the water and took care of it while talking to the others and looking up at the beautiful bikini's. I don't thin anyone knew what I was doing.
 
In my living room with my husband who was watching TV. I was on Lit Chat with this guy, and my hubby thought i was on FB with my GFs. He didnt even noticed
 
gave my friend a blowjob when we hiked to the top of the mountain

in a restaurant, at dinner with my friend and his parents
 
Just last week I mastubrated in the trial room of a clothing store. It was very exciting as it did not have doors but just curtains
 
giving a guy a blowjob on an overnight flight

sucked my friend at the gas station as he was pumping gas

on a ferris wheel

at a baseball game
 
I was shopping at Walmart when a very sexy woman caught my attention. I was watching her bend over and stretch up as she shopped for groceries. I guess I had been unconsciously stoking myself through the loose pocket of my loose athletic shorts while watching her. I hadn't cum that much in a long time and had to leave the store with an obvious, large wet spot and a memory.
 
Weight room when I was in high school. I had a shoulder injury and couldn’t play badminton with everyone else, so the gym teacher sent me to the weight room to do legs. There was a ball on the seat for the leg lift that you used to move the seat. I had other ideas for that ball... lol
 
Not crazy for most people here apparently, but for me on a long international flight. Thought it was dark enough, quiet enough, most people sleeping. But the guy in the seat next to me was just pretending to be asleep and caught me.
 
When I was a young person, sitting 20 feet up in a eucalyptus tree ... more than once.
 
Weight room when I was in high school. I had a shoulder injury and couldn’t play badminton with everyone else, so the gym teacher sent me to the weight room to do legs. There was a ball on the seat for the leg lift that you used to move the seat. I had other ideas for that ball... lol

High school had many places to masturbate, and I know what you mean about the ball :devil:
 
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