Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[fullservice65]

The middle of an old football field.

 

[hulmule]

Driving down the road as she rode me

 

[RichardParker1]

Church parking lot

 

[bookworm69]

on a public bus

 

[CDee4fun]

Driving down the road as she rode me

I’ve also Jo driving. But I was alone

 

[DirtyMarine]

One morning in college, I mistakenly showered in the women’s bathroom. (It was co-ed by door) I did my normal shower playtime and was clueless that I was among girls showering around me. Lots of bad things (good things) could have happened…

 

[Sgts19]

On the roof of the Student Union Building at night watching my ex GF being fucked

 

[blackstallion21]

^^ my previous posts about some of the places... I'm fully ready and willing to share more of them I just need to know which one specifically or I'll be typing for days

the hoodie and sweatpants story

 

[blackstallion21]

One morning in college, I mistakenly showered in the women’s bathroom. (It was co-ed by door) I did my normal shower playtime and was clueless that I was among girls showering around me. Lots of bad things (good things) could have happened…

too bad they didn't, that would have been a good story

 

[blackstallion21]

I think Ive shared this story, but on the I 35 overpass south of Austin where you the toll bridge. Picked up a friend, we got handsy, almost went off the overpass. Havent done it in public since haha.

that's a scary situation

 

[DirkPitt06]

Yeahhhhhhhh. Thankfully high walls there now, but there wasnt at the time, this was before the toll road was finished. Long time ago.

 

[blackstallion21]

Ooh easy one for me, in my seat on an airplane going from Paris to Hong Kong! it was a business class seat so I was able to hide my fingering under the blanket and it was night and I had a tiny bit of privacy because of the bigger seats. It was pretty sweet! I had a great orgasm and I had to work hard not to moan too loudly

you should turn this into a story...

 

[stormyrosey]

At warped tour while giving my bf a hand job I finished him not myself unfortunately

 

[nena_banana]

the hoodie and sweatpants story

Like you want a more detailed version posted lol ?

 

[BiWifeMyrtleBeach]

I sold mine last year, but when I had my own motorcycle I sometimes would go on solo rides when my husband was working. We know some back roads in our county that lead off to some secluded fields. Several times I have rode to a particular spot, my vibrator and a blanket for some outdoor self pleasure in my saddlebags. So good being totally naked in the warm air pleasuring myself in the great outdoors.

 

[Spurtulator]

The middle of an old football field.

I have to ask, was it an abandoned field? Was it the Rose Bowl?

 

[kinkyyjulia]

on a public bus

Have done that too!

 

[Ocean33]

Have done that too!

A woman i was seeing jerked me off on a commuter train. Does that count?

 

[kinkyyjulia]

Of course it does!

 

[Ocean33]

Of course it does!

the downside is we didn't finish on the train I had to wait till ne got to my car lol

 

[kinkyyjulia]

the downside is we didn't finish on the train I had to wait till ne got to my car lol

Would have been more fun to finish there

 

[Ocean33]

Would have been more fun to finish there

I know but our stop was sooner then we thought

 

[Roswellcurious]

Hopefully I won’t be judged for some of these:

At work - everyplace I’ve worked. Sometimes in the bathroom. Sometimes in my office. One time in my female boss’s office chair. Another time in my female work crush’s chair. Couple of times in conference rooms.

Gym - in the shower, in the steam room, in the sauna.

Outside in the woods

In my car but never while driving. Sometimes in public parking lots as I watch people going by.

Porn theater

Porn store arcade booths

College in a women’s room stall - the thought of a woman occupying the other stall (alas no one came in) made that a great orgasm and I left the evidence for a lady to find hopefully.

Fitting rooms as a teen and left the evidence behind.

Hotel room windows/balconies.

Again as a teen, many friend’s houses using their Mom or sister’s panties.

Maybe orhers I don’t recall at the moment. Not sure exactly what all of that’s says about me, other than, I stay horny!

 

[Switters79]

On a volcano

 

[Ocean33]

On a volcano

I'm sorry what?!