Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[vibes]

Late winter afternoon, almost dark, sitting on a deserted park bench

 

[Japansurfer]

Office - now

 

[likemeornot]

waiting for a stucked gondola to move again lol

 

[womaneater58]

Stroking my self through the pockets of my shorts as I watched a very sexy woman shopping for panties in Walmart. Yes, I walked out with a visible wet spot.

 

[PersonalFavors]

Not the craziest place, but during a massage I was visibly erect. It never subsided and she suggested I masturbate. I asked her to hold my balls. She watched. She wiped up. I remained fully erect and rubbed it again when I got home. Second time I was watched, first time in front of a very attractive stranger. I think it is possible she was trying to humiliate me. But it didn't stop her from visiting for massage.

 

[Wld1936]

Loved to do it in the library when I was in college.

That is so hot!

 

[Bisexguy70]

I just masturbated at the DPAC in durham NC. I thought of all the celebetries and hot performers who have passed through. I had a pretty intense orgasm too!!

 

[NOBGE]

Driving down back country roads.

 

[VikingPhoenix]

On the fire hall..

 

[gary04]

Sitting up in my tree stand in the woods while hunting

 

[Twistedkink]

At a fast food restaurant while sitting at a table. That was the craziest for me. In my car often, sometimes in my office, public bathrooms and more.

 

[alexandria744]

In my midwife's office two days ago

 

[PersonalFavors]

In my midwife's office two days ago

That sounds nice. Does she watch? Part of a procedure?
I have often become fully erect in physicals and other exams. Turned on by movies about sex surrogates. Even though my ideas are normal and frequent. I think it would be hot if there was a sexual psycho therapist. See if I am doing it right or if there are some new things I should try....
Much like the desire I have for the sites I see at the grocery store. So they would probably just consider me another horny perv that wants something different for a change.

 

[kinkyyjulia]

on a park bench yesterday!

 

[Dhfranklin94]

Found it.

Great story!

 

[afriquemystique]

In a full movie theatre with a stranger next to me

There's no motherfucking movie that is gonna keep my attention when that shit's happening right next to me

 

[Chatmehard]

Naked foot job from my wife on the open air top deck of a ferry, only a few footsteps into a dark area at night with lots of people about who had no idea

 

[Briant23232323]

I once fingered myself on the floor while 2 guys stood over me masturbating

Very sexy image

 

[blackstallion21]

I used to masturbate in fields when I had just learnt to drive. I have no idea why, I loved getting off outdoors. I was 17, driving all over these rural areas, pick a field and go magically do my thing.

What a weirdo.

not a wierdo... everyone has their kinks

 

[blackstallion21]

Very sexy image

man... y'all really need to learn how to elaborate!

 

[blackstallion21]

Once I was on my boat, anchored in a shallow area with two other guys and four women. I took a break and was sitting in the drivers seat watching the women with they're very skimpy swimsuits splashing around in the water and watching for tit slips as they climbed in the boat for refreshments and back into the water. Watching them, I realized how hard I had gotten and it would be embarrassing to stand up as my swimsuit was tight, short and my bulge was very pronounced. I don't think I was aware of it at first but eventually realized I was stroking myself over my suit, somewhat concealed by the steering console staring at the women. I applied some suntan oil and also lubed my cock with it as I pulled it out through one leg and stroked myself slowly as I watched everyone. I was intending to edge but after several minutes as one of the women was climbing the ladder into the boat I was staring at her obvious camel toe when I couldn't hold back any longer and shot a nice load, catching some in my hand but mostly down my leg. Looking directly at the camel toe that was now close to me, I took a taste from my hand and used some for lube to keep going. It didn't take long and and I was flaccid enough to stand up with cum dripping down my leg and in no rush, walked the length of the boat and got into the water.
If anyone watched me or observed the cum on my leg they didn't say anything which probably would have been embarrassing, but I have fantasized about the women watching me.

YASSSSSS... STORY TELLERS ARE THE BEST!!! Thank you for the image!

 

[blackstallion21]

The women's room at Tavern on the Green restaurant in NYC.

I some college friends for lunch at Tavern on the Green in Central Park. We had to wait a while to be seated. One of the group was a guy I had frequent FWB sex in college. He was there with his fiance, but more than once, his hand brushed against my ass at the bar. Two cocktails later we were seated and I could feel his foot rubbing against mine as we ordered. It was so junior high school in nature that it drove me wild. I excused myself and went to the bathroom and Jilled off as quietly as possible (note: quiet for me is still pretty loud).

I chose not to wash the hand I used to vajubliate myself and returned to the table. I reached over to the guy and took his sunglasses off, joking that it was rude to wear sunglasses inside. In doing so, I ensured he could catch the scent off my still-moist fingers. A few minutes later, he excused himself and if I had to guess, went off to give himself a hand.

VAJUBILATE! LOL LOL LOL LOL I'm too through right now! LOVE The Verbage! lol

 

[blackstallion21]

Well to keep it short I had the backseat to myself but half of it was filled with bags and boxes for the trip which was 18hours long and I go through these spills of being nonstop horny that last a few days to a few months and it was during one of those times. And figured since no one could see me why not. I had blankets over my body but underneath I had my shorts and underwear down at my ankles. I had one hand fingering myself at a super slow pace so that I wouldn't get caught, and the other hand was playing with my boobs under my shirt and bra... it was intense as I had to keep extremely quiet the entire time. I think the only tell that something happened which never got brought up is that when we made a pit stop and I removed the blanket the car filled with the smell of my arousal.

I removed the blanket and the car SMELLED OF MY AROUSAL...

I just got aroused! LOL

I LOVE IT

 

[blackstallion21]

Yes, the hallway was pretty much empty and I had an oversized hoody on and loose sweat pants, and played it off as I was sleeping anytime someone walked by... they had lounge chairs in the hallway. I had my arms inside the hoody which is fairly normal when students take a nap and had the hoody covering me down my knees and slipped a hand down my pants to finger myself

How many more sexy stories you got lady?

 

[blackstallion21]

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at work, in my car, in the woods on a hike. my ex-wife and I were at a family function sleeping on the floor with others in the family room. I started jerking off and she faced me and helped. then I helped her. no one woke up. but one of the hottest jerk off sessions ever

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