Creative Minds Unite...For Two Lines

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh Mindy her ride needs quarters
Mine is free and I hit all the borders

Oh, the arrogance, you silly man
I caress borders, as only a woman can.

~lucky (counting her plethora of quarters)

 

[Dingus Guy]

Oh, the arrogance, you silly man
I caress borders, as only a woman can.

~lucky (counting her plethora of quarters)

Oh dear lady the 'tude belongs to you
'Hey man can't give what a woman can do'
I don't need your parts to learn what you like
I use all my parts plus one your missing so take a hike

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh dear lady the 'tude belongs to you
'Hey man can't give what a woman can do'
I don't need your parts to learn what you like
I use all my parts plus one your missing so take a hike

Your penis envy is really not touching
A predictable reaction from your gender of lumping
A pissing match, I will not indulge
My Min will decide
Her preference of bulge.

~lucky

I really do love you Dingus Guy, but back off! The girl is mine! Where is she anyway? This can't go on, I'm making enemies, where there really are none.

 

[Dingus Guy]

Your penis envy is really not touching
A predictable reaction from your gender of lumping
A pissing match, I will not indulge
My Min will decide
Her preference of bulge.

~lucky

I really do love you Dingus Guy, but back off! The girl is mine! Where is she anyway? This can't go on, I'm making enemies, where there really are none.

I will back off rather than backing in
An enemy you have not even in sin
I joust in jest and poke fun of your holes
I rather cuddle than rake you against hot coals
Have a wondeful day with your sweet
Give her a hickey for me with lots of heat

 

[minsue]

What is this? What has happened? She asked in confusion
I leave for half hour and they've decided my union?



Lucky, Dingus, you'd better beware
A dark horse entered the race with beautiful red hair

 

[lucky-E-leven]

What is this? What has happened? She asked in confusion
I leave for half hour and they've decided my union?



Lucky, Dingus, you'd better beware
A dark horse entered the race with beautiful red hair

Bring it on, I say, with a devious grin
No matter the hair color, I will fight 'till I win!

Or unless, the situation is such
The redhead is her then I would enjoy sharing, very much!

~lucky

 

[Colleen Thomas]

My hair is quite red and my horse is quite dark,
I admit I entered this race on a lark.
So Dingus and Lucky, let your fighting resume,
I'll be off with Miss Min, to the back room.

-Colly

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I've said it before
I'll say it again
Dingus you're out
Knock, knock girls, I'm coming in!

~lucky

 

[Guest]

I don't really care if I've started too late, I'll
come from behind, turning gay pretzels straight.
You'll be panting for breath and you'll flag at the post, when you
see how this horse is hung (don't mean to boast).

 

[Guest]

I don't want a pretzel
I don't want a horse
Just do the job right
Or I'll burn you like toast.

 

[Guest]

Oh, Perdita, you know me, and my little habit,
I love to chew carrots and fuck like a rabbit.

 

[Guest]

a wee borrowing here...

A prick, a prick!
My kingdom for a dick!
O, it's Josh, it's Joe!
Durn marrer, I'll blow.

 

[minsue]

Colly to the left of me and Lucky to the right
Say a prayer for me, folks, that I survive the night!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Colly to the left of me and Lucky to the right
Say a prayer for me, folks, that I survive the night!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Colly to the left of me and Lucky to the right
Say a prayer for me, folks, that I survive the night!

You shouldn't worry about the night, my dear Min
It's the marathon next day that will probably do you in.

-Colly

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I don't really care if I've started too late, I'll
come from behind, turning gay pretzels straight.
You'll be panting for breath and you'll flag at the post, when you
see how this horse is hung (don't mean to boast).

Hung like a stallion or hung like a toy poodle
After one go round your would be limp as a noodle
Why settle for a man and hope that he is right
When the toy store has a selection that will go all night?

-Colly

 

[Guest]

Colly,

I'm
A human vibrator,
which don't need no battery,
With a long snaking a tongue
To give you good flattery

 

[Guest]

Coll Min and Lucky,
No fantasy richer,
A trio divine.
Please send me the pictures.

 

[Guest]

Perdita feels neglected.
Curses! Joe's infected.

 

[Dingus Guy]

Perdita feels neglected.
Curses! Joe's infected.

How could one neglect those lips?
Only my fantasy includes your hips

 

[minsue]

Perdita feels neglected.
Curses! Joe's infected.

Perdita! Perdita! Please don't feel excluded.
You could play with those boys with their batteries included,
But in my opinion, and I'm not the only one,
A romp in the girls' room would be so much more fun!

 

[Guest]

Minsue, you've turned me.
When do we start?
I'll bring the guacamole
And even my heart.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Minsue, you've turned me.
When do we start?
I'll bring the guacamole
And even my heart.

Sub the guacamole for margaritas and salt
We begin at eight sharp, and once started, won't halt!

~lucky

 

[minsue]

You shouldn't worry about the night, my dear Min
It's the marathon next day that will probably do you in.

-Colly

Checked my pulse, it is racing
At the day I am facing
The doctor has warned me, but what does he know?
You may do me in, but what a way to go!

- Mindy

 

[Dingus Guy]

Now I feel cast aside like yesterday's strudel
Sad and alone with my limp little noodle