Creative Minds Unite...For Two Lines

[Guest]

Gurrlies at eight in my PDA
Hips, hips, Hooray!

 

[minsue]

Hung like a stallion or hung like a toy poodle
After one go round your would be limp as a noodle
Why settle for a man and hope that he is right
When the toy store has a selection that will go all night?

-Colly

I'm laughing too hard to think of a rhyme
I'll come back to this later, just give me some time

 

[Guest]

Now I feel cast aside like yesterday's strudel
Sad and alone with my limp little noodle

I was pleased with your gallantry, Dear Dingle Doo
But a girl's gotta do what a girl wants to do.
Maybe the boyz will come rescue you.

 

[minsue]

Now I feel cast aside like yesterday's strudel
Sad and alone with my limp little noodle

Aw, Dingus, poor guy, no need for solitude
Bring the camera and water and we'll be sure to include
Your limp little noodle in our party so crude
But always remember so you don't cause a fight
That this party is mainly a 'girls only' night

 

[NoJo]

Dingus, foget the girls, with their huggin' and kissin'
Lets play with each other, they'll won't know what they're missin'

 

[Dingus Guy]

Aw, Dingus, poor guy, no need for solitude
Bring the camera and water and we'll be sure to include
Your limp little noodle in our party so crude
But always remember so you don't cause a fight
That this party is mainly a 'girls only' night

The cam will be ready don't you fret
I will provide water so you girls get wet
Perdita's got the guac and I got a warm tamale
Make sure that redhead cums, her name is Collee?

 

[Guest]

Dingus, foget the girls, with their huggin' and kissin'
Lets play with each other, they'll won't know what they're missin'

Yeah right man.
I look at Joe's AV and think
that looks like he can hardly blink
with the sroke of 'is hand.

Us gurls can do much more though,
Joe, we never run out of, you know...

 

[Dingus Guy]

Dingus, foget the girls, with their huggin' and kissin'
Lets play with each other, they'll won't know what they're missin'

Oy vey, this jew doesn't ingest pork
Wrong street try the other side of the fork

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The cam will be ready don't you fret
I will provide water so you girls get wet
Perdita's got the guac and I got a warm tamale
Make sure that redhead cums, her name is Collee?

Tripods, film and lighting the Dingus will set
Hang onto that water, we're already wet!

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

So Sub Joe's lost out, he's left on the shelf
But he's never lost a game, when he plays with himself.

 

[Dingus Guy]

Tripods, film and lighting the Dingus will set
Hang onto that water, we're already wet!

~lucky

How about a nice massage on those cheeks
You will remember it for quite a few weeks

 

[lucky-E-leven]

How about a nice massage on those cheeks
You will remember it for quite a few weeks

Thanks for the offer, I'm smiling wide
But any and all rubbing, my girls will provide.

Perhaps there is a way that you can participate
Show up in PVC, and do not be late.

~lucky

 

[Dingus Guy]

So Sub Joe's lost out, he's left on the shelf
But he's never lost a game, when he plays with himself.

No sword fight for poor lil Joe
He needs to go to SF for a quickie blow

 

[NoJo]

Sex in a bathtub for some may be fine,
But frankly my dears, I have more fun online.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sex in a bathtub for some may be fine,
But frankly my dears, I have more fun online.

Dear Joe, thanks for sharing, it's really quite sad
Cuz three girls in the bathtub is really quite MAD!

~lucky

 

[Dingus Guy]

Thanks for the offer, I'm smiling wide
But any and all rubbing, my girls will provide.

Perhaps there is a way that you can participate
Show up in PVC, and do not be late.

~lucky

The only job I have left is to shut up and stand
In sexy tights while the girls strike up the band
Maybe once the girls see my sexy two inches
I might end up with strokes and some pinches

 

[Guest]

Sex in a bathtub for some may be fine,
But frankly my dears, I have more fun online.

Wanking at a keyboard is all well and fine
But give me a live pussy and I lose all sense of time.

 

[NoJo]

All that hot water would dry out your skin
Besides, I been told that sex is a sin.

Application of Ulay might keep it from itching
I'll buy a gallon, if all of you pitch in.

 

[Dingus Guy]

Wanking at a keyboard is all well and fine
But give me a live pussy and I lose all sense of time.

I agree I agree I agree
Get me some of that juice
I want I want I want
My tongue is wagging, set it loose

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The only job I have left is to shut up and stand
In sexy tights while the girls strike up the band
Maybe once the girls see my sexy two inches
I might end up with strokes and some pinches

Yes, dear slave, it would be quite a treat
Once we quit laughing, your ass we would beat!

~lucky

okay, that's not really me, but it sounded funny and I couldn't stop my fingers.

A sexy two inches might be nice for some
I'll prefer girls wielding strap-ons, Yum Yum!

 

[minsue]

Wanking at a keyboard is all well and fine
But give me a live pussy and I lose all sense of time.

That just looks so..wrong..next to the cute lil bunny.

 

[NoJo]

Wanking at a keyboard is all well and fine
But give me a live pussy and I lose all sense of time.

But sex with a beast is disgusting indeed
If you perseist in this practice, I might tell the Swede.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Wanking at a keyboard is all well and fine
But give me a live pussy and I lose all sense of time.

YES! Perdita I didn't know you had it in you. You rock! Give me a sec, I'll come up with something for that

 

[Guest]

That just looks so..wrong..next to the cute lil bunny.

Out of rhyme here: keep my little luvvy bun out of this, Min. He's a virgin.

Perdita

 

[minsue]

YES! Perdita I didn't know you had it in you. You rock! Give me a sec, I'll come up with something for that

You didn't know she had it? Oh Lucky, why not?
Perdita is always so wonderfully hot!