Creative Minds Unite...For Two Lines

[lucky-E-leven]

Don't you see Mindy understands what you are too stupid to get
That she wants a man and not a little bit wet

Lucky I am, Stupid I'm not
If Min wants a man, to get her hot

I cannot argue or put up a fight
But needing a man to get hot is ridiculous and trite!

~luckyk

 

[minsue]

Don't you see Mindy understands what you are too stupid to get
That she wants a man and not a little bit wet

Dingus, you're sweet and tempting, it's true
So don't be offended, it's not about you
These ladies are beautiful and sexy and hot
And you just cannot offer all that they've got
Men are nice and they can be fun
But I'll take me a lady when playtime has come

 

[Dingus Guy]

Re: Re: To clarify:

Perdita perdita I had no idea
That you swing both ways is now perfectly clear
You, Me, Min and Lucky will put on quite a show
For women, four pussies and no poor sub joe

-Colly

Oh Colleen, with deep red roots I beckon
Kick out the women and make me your second
Not second in love, nor second in bed
Just second next to yourself and I do what is said
Guide me and ride me until you are done
I will be at your side, make me your second to none

 

[Guest]

Alas, I'm cuter on paper than I am in real life
Which I why i continue to write lists for my wife

Such as "Eggs, Milk, Drano" and other sweet odes
Which make her forget that I look like a toad.

This is cyberlife, Josh-Joe
You're a looker in the know
You make me want to fook mo'
And you make me want to blow.

You're third on my dick-list
Which reads Gauche, Pops, Jose
(But the list of AH twats
Is much longer by the way.)

 

[Dingus Guy]

Lucky I am, Stupid I'm not
If Min wants a man, to get her hot

I cannot argue or put up a fight
But needing a man to get hot is ridiculous and trite!

~luckyk

I will let you be and let you enjoy your dish
Even if it is cold and tastes like fish
Okay that wasn't funny but it rhymed
I expect to be punished in all good time

 

[NoJo]

I'm happy dear ladies, consider it charity,
to be used as a dildo, a living vibrator.
I see it all now, with a white flash of clarity,
when a girl smiles at me, it's the smile of a 'gator.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Re: Re: To clarify:

Yeah, Joe can be a schmo
He probly needs a pro.
I can swing all day though
Every way you know.

Older, wiser, sexier, you're all that
The ways that I swing are probably old hat
In your av's I have seen lips, tongue and your nose
Thank god I picked cotton this morning when I rose

-Colly

 

[Guest]

So dingus and Joe, you all thought were two men.
But what if I told you that one is a wooman?

I am happy to see
Joe writes verse as bad as me.

That's all boyz and gurls
Gotta take a shower and wash my curls.
Then I need to find my undies
And go to church cos it's Sunday.

Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I will let you be and let you enjoy your dish
Even if it is cold and tastes like fish
Okay that wasn't funny but it rhymed
I expect to be punished in all good time

No wonder you're confused, I had thought you daft
Cold? Fish? This makes me laugh.

Your punishment's coming, never you doubt
A swift kick in the ass, sir Dingus you're out!

The love of a woman by another or two
Is well beyond your understanding, you have not a clue!

~lucky

 

[minsue]

Re: Re: Re: Re: To clarify:

Older, wiser, sexier, you're all that
The ways that I swing are probably old hat
In your av's I have seen lips, tongue and your nose
Thank god I picked cotton this morning when I rose

-Colly

Literally laughing out loud.

Edited to clarify - ONLY at the last line!

 

[NoJo]

Just remember, dear lady, when you sit on your pew
That someone out there will be thinking of you.

 

[Guest]

Just remember, dear lady, when you sit on your pew
That someone out there will be thinking of you.

I really am going,
but had to reply
that you made me smile
so big and so wide.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Re: Re: To clarify:

Oh Colleen, with deep red roots I beckon
Kick out the women and make me your second
Not second in love, nor second in bed
Just second next to yourself and I do what is said
Guide me and ride me until you are done
I will be at your side, make me your second to none

I'm sorry sweet dingus but seconds won't do
Hours and hours of pleasure to bring fore I'm through
With lips,tongue and fingers, perhaps a toy or two
When I am done with these beauties i'll be to wore out for you

-Colly

 

[Dingus Guy]

No wonder you're confused, I had thought you daft
Cold? Fish? This makes me laugh.

Your punishment's coming, never you doubt
A swift kick in the ass, sir Dingus you're out!

The love of a woman by another or two
Is well beyond your understanding, you have not a clue!

~lucky

Oh it seems I stuck a chord with my jockulararity<sp?>
It was just some humor so don't you swear to me
I will gladly bend over and take the kick
But wouldn't your rather turn me around and suck on my dick?
Geez, I know this will set you off too
Buy hey, I know in the end you love this Jew.
So grab my kosher beef frank and taste it good
Then I will use my tongue in circles around your hood
I will show you, a guy is not all bad
Especially me, I would never make you sad

 

[Dingus Guy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: To clarify:

I'm sorry sweet dingus but seconds won't do
Hours and hours of pleasure to bring fore I'm through
With lips,tongue and fingers, perhaps a toy or two
When I am done with these beauties i'll be to wore out for you

-Colly

Another sweet beautiful lady throws me aside
No one wants to insert a quarter for this happy ride?
Don't you answer Joe, I am not interested in you
I am sure Perdita knows a gay man or two

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh it seems I stuck a chord with my jockulararity<sp?>
It was just some humor so don't you swear to me
I will gladly bend over and take the kick
But wouldn't your rather turn me around and suck on my dick?
Geez, I know this will set you off too
Buy hey, I know in the end you love this Jew.
So grab my kosher beef frank and taste it good
Then I will use my tongue in circles around your hood
I will show you, a guy is not all bad
Especially me, I would never make you sad

To strike a chord in me would be quite a feat
This lady I know, well she can't be beat
I've not sworn or ranted, but will place a kick
On your stubborn old ass. Ha! Would I suck your dick?
You must be nutty, a crazy old coot
Me, finding pleasure blowing you? What a hoot!
And if I do grab, your kosher beef frank
Hold on dear boy, here comes a rude yank
It would be quite a trick to get my lips on your dick
You'd have to move fast, you'd have to be quick.
I hope, though, dear Jew you are quite tough and strong
Cause if you even try it, I'll bite off your dong!

~lucky

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: To clarify:

Another sweet beautiful lady throws me aside
No one wants to insert a quarter for this happy ride?
Don't you answer Joe, I am not interested in you
I am sure Perdita knows a gay man or two

Dear Dingus with me you had no chance
I cannot be turned on by what you have in your pants
You're sweet and your're funny and talented too
Don't despair I'm sure there'll be a lady for you



-Colly

 

[Dingus Guy]

To strike a chord in me would be quite a feat
This lady I know, well she can't be beat
I've not sworn or ranted, but will place a kick
On your stubborn old ass. Ha! Would I suck your dick?
You must be nutty, a crazy old coot
Me, finding pleasure blowing you? What a hoot!
And if I do grab, your kosher beef frank
Hold on dear boy, here comes a rude yank
It would be quite a trick to get my lips on your dick
You'd have to move fast, you'd have to be quick.
I hope, though, dear Jew you are quite tough and strong
Cause if you even try it, I'll bite off your dong!

~lucky

Ouch, you are quite a roughy
Me, I'm a softie not a toughy
Don't get me wrong, I am all man
I would never force anything in your hand
I am gentle and know how to treat
I will start with my hands at your feet
Kneading your muscles to you relax
Oh yes, I know how to massage to the max
Love to foreplay and cook for you
Nothing in me wants to fight and make you blue
Let us stop fighting a war of words
We can sing together like a pair of birds
Here is a kiss on your chin my dear
Soft, supple and nothing to fear

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Ouch, you are quite a roughy
Me, I'm a softie not a toughy
Don't get me wrong, I am all man
I would never force anything in your hand
I am gentle and know how to treat
I will start with my hands at your feet
Kneading your muscles to you relax
Oh yes, I know how to massage to the max
Love to foreplay and cook for you
Nothing in me wants to fight and make you blue
Let us stop fighting a war of words
We can sing together like a pair of birds
Here is a kiss on your chin my dear
Soft, supple and nothing to fear

A massage and some supper do sound quite nice
I've only been treated this way by a man, I think, twice
Your masculinity is of no turn on, my dear
But of a friendship with men, I have no fear
My feet are quite ticklish, watch out for my toes
The funny sensations will wiggle my nose
Fight, we will not, but we will sing and dance
Birdsongs? Doubtful. Eighties tunes, perchance?

A kiss on the chin, I will accept
But when the girls come over, It'd be best if you slept.
We'll be raucous and wild, insane and loud
Grant me this privacy, it will do me proud.
In the morning, for you, a breakfast I'll make
Omelets, toast, juice, maybe even a steak.
This could work, I think, may even be fun
A respectful Jew and a wild lesbian.

~lucky

 

[Dingus Guy]

A massage and some supper do sound quite nice
I've only been treated this way by a man, I think, twice
Your masculinity is of no turn on, my dear
But of a friendship with men, I have no fear
My feet are quite ticklish, watch out for my toes
The funny sensations will wiggle my nose
Fight, we will not, but we will sing and dance
Birdsongs? Doubtful. Eighties tunes, perchance?

A kiss on the chin, I will accept
But when the girls come over, It'd be best if you slept.
We'll be raucous and wild, insane and loud
Grant me this privacy, it will do me proud.
In the morning, for you, a breakfast I'll make
Omelets, toast, juice, maybe even a steak.
This could work, I think, may even be fun
A respectful Jew and a wild lesbian.

~lucky

I think I will be the one well rested
So breakfast I will, for all the enhanced chested
French toast as I learned from my Mom
A little mango green tea to keep you calm
After, a scented candle and a bubblebath for you
Then I will loofah your back and scrub you too
Nothing sexual, unless you change your way
Just a man looking to please throughout your day
I'll leave you happy and a thought in your mind
How does a guy get off, by being this kind?
The answer like a fortune cookie is told
A unique man is not a man shaped from a mold
You make yourself to what you want to be
Then let those judge what they truly want to see
I end you with this one last rhyme
To know me, just take your time...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I think I will be the one well rested
So breakfast I will, for all the enhanced chested
French toast as I learned from my Mom
A little mango green tea to keep you calm
After, a scented candle and a bubblebath for you
Then I will loofah your back and scrub you too
Nothing sexual, unless you change your way
Just a man looking to please throughout your day
I'll leave you happy and a thought in your mind
How does a guy get off, by being this kind?
The answer like a fortune cookie is told
A unique man is not a man shaped from a mold
You make yourself to what you want to be
Then let those judge what they truly want to see
I end you with this one last rhyme
To know me, just take your time...

Perhaps you are right, I will be quite tired
Your offer of breakfast is truly desired.
French toast sounds divine
Substitute green tea for wine?
The bath I'm not sure
Would leave you so pure
To loofah my back and scrub over me
May sound quite simple, but please see AV
You are truly unique, the name says it all
Getting to know you, proves to be a ball.

~lucky

 

[Dingus Guy]

Perhaps you are right, I will be quite tired
Your offer of breakfast is truly desired.
French toast sounds divine
Substitute green tea for wine?
The bath I'm not sure
Would leave you so pure
To loofah my back and scrub over me
May sound quite simple, but please see AV
You are truly unique, the name says it all
Getting to know you, proves to be a ball.

~lucky

Not to brag, but brag I will
I have given 10 gasms and none in return
We had dinner and a talk
Before she pleased me and I shot my sperm
I can hold, and hold I will
For I desire to please more than receive
So if you want the bath
My offer stands for this I do not deceive
Your AV is nice, so nice it is
But it is not beauty for the eyes I crave
It is within the heart
It is inside deep like a bear in a cave

 

[Dingus Guy]

Two lines two lines here they come
Like the smell after I removed my thumb

Someone gotta get this thread back on course
So Dingus Guy is here like pancakes with hot sauce

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Creative minds, though often quite flirty
United here and then things got dirty.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

We went way past flirty some pages ago
Dirty is good, but I'm ready to blow.